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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey! How come despite my many laboured attempts to attract a decent length ban, only to be given a 24 hour ban, along comes โ€œNo. 31โ€ and with one comment is banned? Moreover, banned in capital letters and with 31 exclamation marks! Yes, I counted them.ย 

Did you mean to use 31 exclamation marks? Coz thatโ€™s a huge coincidence otherwise.ย 

Stop digging WCW.

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51 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey! How come despite my many laboured attempts to attract a decent length ban, only to be given a 24 hour ban, along comes โ€œNo. 31โ€ and with one comment is banned? Moreover, banned in capital letters and with 31 exclamation marks! Yes, I counted them.ย 

Did you mean to use 31 exclamation marks? Coz thatโ€™s a huge coincidence otherwise.ย 

You counted them !!!!!! FMD !!!!!

I now unequivocally declare that WCW is deranged ,demented, cuckoo , crackers etc etc !

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EDIT. I'm on thin ice with the moderators, so it's not tactful or diplomatic for me to say such things about @WalkingCivilWar. So please readers - ignore the above.

I'll simply settle for nut job.

Edited by Bitter but optimistic
Too accurate!

15 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You counted them !!!!!! FMD !!!!!

I now unequivocally declare that WCW is deranged ,demented, cuckoo , crackers etc etc !

Of all my unhinged behaviour, counting exclamation marks is what you regard as deranged, demented, cuckoo, crackers etc. etc. ?!

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You counted them !!!!!! FMD !!!!!

I now unequivocally declare that WCW is deranged ,demented, cuckoo , crackers etc etc !

ย 

EDIT. I'm on thin ice with the moderators, so it's not tactful or diplomatic for me to say such things about @WalkingCivilWar. So please readers - ignore the above.

I'll simply settle for nut job.

Pfft, the mods donโ€™t read this thread. Thatโ€™d be like the CEO of a hospital hanging around the psych ward. Ainโ€™t happeninโ€™ย 

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

EDIT. I'm on thin ice with the moderators, so it's not tactful or diplomatic for me to say such things

First let me say; tact and diplomacy are not things I normally associate with you, so bravo for trying something new.

Second; I find the Moderators are quick to delete posts these days if they believe someone will be offended. The other day I had a post deleted for suggesting that some of the posters on the "New Director" thread were tilting at windmills. I would hate deleting posts to become the norm on this thread. I love the banter, humour and wit and believe everything said is said with good ............ grace.

Perhaps you could try to confuse the Mods by prefacing your comments with something like; passionate Dee loving ..... nut job or something similar.


12 minutes ago, dworship said:

First let me say; tact and diplomacy are not things I normally associate with you, so bravo for trying something new.

Second; I find the Moderators are quick to delete posts these days if they believe someone will be offended. The other day I had a post deleted for suggesting that some of the posters on the "New Director" thread were tilting at windmills. I would hate deleting posts to become the norm on this thread. I love the banter, humour and wit and believe everything said is said with good ............ grace.

Perhaps you could try to confuse the Mods by prefacing your comments with something like; passionate Dee loving ..... nut job or something similar.

A disgracefully devious and unscrupulous suggestion ย dworship - I like it.

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3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey! How come despite my many laboured attempts to attract a decent length ban, only to be given a 24 hour ban, along comes โ€œNo. 31โ€ and with one comment is banned? Moreover, banned in capital letters and with 31 exclamation marks! Yes, I counted them.ย 

Did you mean to use 31 exclamation marks? Coz thatโ€™s a huge coincidence otherwise.ย 

Actually no, I just held the finger down for a burst.

I donโ€™t want to ban you, as Uncle Bitter had his Tinder and Harmony accounts cancelled and therefore you are all he has left of the opposite sex, to associate with..

I feel a responsibility to ensure he is not left alone, in that dark lonely manor he resides in.

Edited by Redleg

13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Actually no, I just held the finger down for a burst.

I donโ€™t want to ban you, as Uncle Bitter had his Tinder and Harmony accounts cancelled and therefore you are all he has left of the opposite sex, to associate with..

I feel a responsibility to ensure he is not left alone, in that dark lonely manor he resides in.

You shouldn't have made that pubicย .... err public Red.ย 

Those matters were just a misunderstanding ..... a language barrier or something. Anyway , I'm sure I'll be cleared of all charges.

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3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey! How come despite my many laboured attempts to attract a decent length ban, only to be given a 24 hour ban, along comes โ€œNo. 31โ€ and with one comment is banned? Moreover, banned in capital letters and with 31 exclamation marks! Yes, I counted them.ย 

Did you mean to use 31 exclamation marks? Coz thatโ€™s a huge coincidence otherwise.ย 

See, this is why I always make sure I send smoochy-face emojis in groups of prime numbers, so there can be no doubt that they were individually crafted rather than copy-pasted. She'll count, she'll count, and one day she will accuse!

Not specifically this instance; I have never sent bulk smoochy-face emojis to WalkingCivilWar. That I know of.

20 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

See, this is why I always make sure I send smoochy-face emojis in groups of prime numbers, so there can be no doubt that they were individually crafted rather than copy-pasted. She'll count, she'll count, and one day she will accuse!

Not specifically this instance; I have never sent bulk smoochy-face emojis to WalkingCivilWar. That I know of.

Iโ€™m more of an it-has-to-be-even-numbers kinda gal, Little G. Feel free to send me as many smoochie-face emojis as you like, so long as theyโ€™re in multiples of two. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Actually no, I just held the finger down for a burst.

I donโ€™t want to ban you, as Uncle Bitter had his Tinder and Harmony accounts cancelled and therefore you are all he has left of the opposite sex, to associate with..

I feel a responsibility to ensure he is not left alone, in that dark lonely manor he resides in.

What sort of sadsack looks for members of the opposite sex on a footy forum???? Especially one where ย those of the female persuasion make up maybe 0.0001% of membership. Slim pickins right there.ย 

One look at Bitter but optimistic's profile picture will tell you that he kicks with the left foot, as it were, and that he's not looking to attract women on here. Just a hunch though, could be wrong

Edited by Stiff Arm

Good God I never realised that this site is riddled with fifth columnists!ย 

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Iโ€™m more of an it-has-to-be-even-numbers kinda gal, Little G. Feel free to send me as many smoochie-face emojis as you like, so long as theyโ€™re in multiples of two. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

hmmm multiples of 2,ย  wcw.ย  so we can safely assume you are not non-binary?

9 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Iโ€™m more of an it-has-to-be-even-numbers kinda gal, Little G. Feel free to send me as many smoochie-face emojis as you like, so long as theyโ€™re in multiples of two. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

I was looking for an appropriate reply to this and somehow I now am aware that there is such a thing as a 'sexy Alien xenomorph' halloween costume.

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11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You shouldn't have made that pubicย .... err public Red.ย 

Those matters were just a misunderstanding ..... a language barrier or something. Anyway , I'm sure I'll be cleared of all charges.

We have several lawyers on DL.

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10 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

What sort of sadsack looks for members of the opposite sex on a footy forum???? Especially one where ย those of the female persuasion make up maybe 0.0001% of membership. Slim pickins right there.ย 

There are actually a lot more, dare I say it in these crazy times, members of the โ€œfemale โ€œ persuasion than you think on DL.

Like in real life, they use an assortment of various gender identification avatars and names.

I still grapple with whether Walking Civil War is a male or female or whatever moniker.

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8 hours ago, daisycutter said:

hmmm multiples of 2,ย  wcw.ย  so we can safely assume you are not non-binary?

Or simply likes threesomes.

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Thank the Lord that the footy draws closer.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

I still grapple with whether Walking Civil War is a male or female or whatever moniker.

If you look on his/her/their Demonland bio youโ€™ll see that he/she/they identify as female. But one never knows, does one?


6 hours ago, Redleg said:

There are actually a lot more, dare I say it in these crazy times, members of the โ€œfemale โ€œ persuasion than you think on DL.

Like in real life, they use an assortment of various gender identification avatars and names.

I still grapple with whether Walking Civil War is a male or female or whatever moniker.

Has to be female. Only a sheila could yap and complain that much.

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57 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Has to be female. Only a sheila could yap and complain that much.

Oh dear, I see a reply coming soon.

18 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

What sort of sadsack looks for members of the opposite sex on a footy forum???? Especially one where ย those of the female persuasion make up maybe 0.0001% of membership. Slim pickins right there.ย 

You would consider a serious relationship with a non-Dees supporter? The horror!ย ๐Ÿ˜ฎ That, if anything, is ban-worthy! (although you have probably worked out that getting banned from this thread tends to happen, like recent Dees premierships, about once every 57 years ... ) ๐Ÿ˜

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45 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

You would consider a serious relationship with a non-Dees supporter? The horror!ย ๐Ÿ˜ฎ That, if anything, is ban-worthy! (although you have probably worked out that getting banned from this thread tends to happen, like recent Dees premierships, about once every 57 years ... ) ๐Ÿ˜

On that basis I should be sentenced to death. I used to be married to a Collingwood supporter and before that I was married to an ๐Ÿคฎ Essendon ๐Ÿคฎ supporter. Please donโ€™t judge meย 

9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

On that basis I should be sentenced to death. I used to be married to a Collingwood supporter and before that I was married to an ๐Ÿคฎ Essendon ๐Ÿคฎ supporter. Please donโ€™t judge meย 

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