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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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On 12/27/2022 at 9:53 AM, Redleg said:

You are banned for a month.

Do you know that name is banned from this thread?

Have a look at the thread title.

If I was a suspicious person, , I would think you are close to the poster who posted the question, or indeed one and the same.

Perhaps you don't even exist and are just an alias.

Who knows, who cares.

TOM SCULLY

TOM SCULLY

TOM SCULLY

TOM SCULLY 

 

THOMAS

BLOODY

SCULLY

Whoops. Seems I’ve breached the No T$ rule by accidentally mentioning Tom Scully. Whoops, did it again.

I apologise sincerely, Redleg.

Mete out my punishment and I shall accept it without ado.

I understand a ban from this thread is the standard form of punishment. The longer the better. So be it. 

 
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52 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

TOM SCULLY

TOM SCULLY

TOM SCULLY

TOM SCULLY 

 

THOMAS

BLOODY

SCULLY

Whoops. Seems I’ve breached the No T$ rule by accidentally mentioning Tom Scully. Whoops, did it again.

I apologise sincerely, Redleg.

Mete out my punishment and I shall accept it without ado.

I understand a ban from this thread is the standard form of punishment. The longer the better. So be it. 

I have booked you in with a reputed Psychologist as your behaviour is quite worrying and hurtful to so many on here.

You are clearly being affected by Uncle Bitters playing hard to get.

I have also advised all the other thread posters to go easy on you and given what I perceive to be a difficult time for you, out of the goodness of my heart, I have decided that on this occasion, you won’t be banned.

Have a safe and  happy New Year and please don’t mention that name again, as over 1115 pages of 1.2m views and thousands of posters have managed to refrain from doing.

Now back to my spearmint and camomile tea.

Edited by Redleg

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1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

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Sheer entertainment, friendly, fun and free!

It gets better after interval.

4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

TOM SCULLY

TOM SCULLY

TOM SCULLY

TOM SCULLY 

 

THOMAS

BLOODY

SCULLY

Whoops. Seems I’ve breached the No T$ rule by accidentally mentioning Tom Scully. Whoops, did it again.

I apologise sincerely, Redleg.

Mete out my punishment and I shall accept it without ado.

I understand a ban from this thread is the standard form of punishment. The longer the better. So be it. 

Either deranged and in need of a white jacket, or smarter than we give her credit for and has fooled us all.

I’m going with seriously deranged.


red, you'd better pull your socks up and manage this thread properly before it's too late

it's going to the dogs 🥵

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21 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

red, you'd better pull your socks up and manage this thread properly before it's too late

it's going to the dogs 🥵

I blame Demon 🐸 Frog.

Haven’t seen any of his pictures lately.

It is a thankless task managing all of you.

33 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I blame Demon 🐸 Frog.

Haven’t seen any of his pictures lately.

It is a thankless task managing all of you.

I knew this would happen as soon as you let demosaw off the hook. Tough decisions need to be taken against these infidels.

A big of concrete is needed Mr. Leg.

 
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39 minutes ago, old dee said:

I knew this would happen as soon as you let demosaw off the hook. Tough decisions need to be taken against these infidels.

A big of concrete is needed Mr. Leg.

Yes indeed OD.

22 hours ago, Redleg said:

I have booked you in with a reputed Psychologist as your behaviour is quite worrying and hurtful to so many on here.

You are clearly being affected by Uncle Bitters playing hard to get.

I have also advised all the other thread posters to go easy on you and given what I perceive to be a difficult time for you, out of the goodness of my heart, I have decided that on this occasion, you won’t be banned.

IF ONLY Uncle Bitters was playing “hard to get.” At this point I’d settle for him playing “not so pathetically easy to get.”

Thank you for not imposing a ban. Highly magnanimous of you. 
Geez what does a gal hafta do to get a ban around here??? 🙄


19 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Either deranged and in need of a white jacket, or smarter than we give her credit for and has fooled us all.

I’m going with seriously deranged.

Me too. 

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21 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

IF ONLY Uncle Bitters was playing “hard to get.” At this point I’d settle for him playing “not so pathetically easy to get.”

Thank you for not imposing a ban. Highly magnanimous of you. 
Geez what does a gal hafta do to get a ban around here??? 🙄

I think we have to show some compassion for Uncle Bitters.

He has lost his two pet dogs.

His moat has dried up.

His butler quit and his maid is getting uppity.

His favourite wine cask is out of stock at the general store.

The Dees have not won a game for months.

That is a lot to deal with and I think he needs some kind words from all of us.

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What the hell is going on with my posts on this thread?

Occasionally when I post it says I need approval.

Edited by Redleg

Far out… people need to get out more. Offended by comments about a fictitious-person.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay
Edited out that horrible “m” word


3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

IF ONLY Uncle Bitters was playing “hard to get.” At this point I’d settle for him playing “not so pathetically easy to get.”

Thank you for not imposing a ban. Highly magnanimous of you. 
Geez what does a gal hafta do to get a ban around here??? 🙄

I had "What's a girl gotta do...?" typed in after Mr Leg's 12:48 PM yesterday but deleted it. Appropriation is so non-PC these days.

But, 'Great minds...' n all that!

On 12/29/2022 at 10:57 AM, WalkingCivilWar said:

TOM SCULLY

TOM SCULLY

TOM SCULLY

TOM SCULLY 

 

THOMAS

BLOODY

SCULLY

Whoops. Seems I’ve breached the No T$ rule by accidentally mentioning Tom Scully. Whoops, did it again.

I apologise sincerely, Redleg.

Mete out my punishment and I shall accept it without ado.

I understand a ban from this thread is the standard form of punishment. The longer the better. So be it. 

This is the one from West Adelaide, isn’t it?

In which case no rules have been broken.

 

4 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

This is the one from West Adelaide, isn’t it?

In which case no rules have been broken.

 

Might be the NZ pro cyclist with EF?

On 3/22/2014 at 8:38 PM, Redleg said:

So I am depressed could not even turn to Redtube or World Movies or SBS late night movies.

Just looking back at old posts here to find how things have changed.

Would have loved to have had the chance to tell the poster that we will win the flag in 2021.. and more to follow. Just saying.....

Edited by David-Demon


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5 hours ago, David-Demon said:

Just looking back at old posts here to find how things have changed.

Would have loved to have had the chance to tell the poster that we will win the flag in 2021.. and more to follow. Just saying.....

Well you could post that we are going to win the 2023 flag. That might be nice.

15 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

This is the one from West Adelaide, isn’t it?

In which case no rules have been broken.

 

How do you know?

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5 hours ago, old dee said:

How do you know?

Yes OD, a rather interesting conundrum.

 
23 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Yes OD, a rather interesting conundrum.

the only solution to such technical loop-holes would be just to add the surname [censored] to the banned names list

i'm sure your contacts in the demonland hierarchy could do us that small favour

52 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

the only solution to such technical loop-holes would be just to add the surname [censored] to the banned names list

i'm sure your contacts in the demonland hierarchy could do us that small favour

Not confident of that DC. There have been times when he wanted to close us down. 


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