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19 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Either deranged and in need of a white jacket, or smarter than we give her credit for and has fooled us all.

I’m going with seriously deranged.

Me too. 

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    21 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    IF ONLY Uncle Bitters was playing “hard to get.” At this point I’d settle for him playing “not so pathetically easy to get.”

    Thank you for not imposing a ban. Highly magnanimous of you. 
    Geez what does a gal hafta do to get a ban around here??? 🙄

    I think we have to show some compassion for Uncle Bitters.

    He has lost his two pet dogs.

    His moat has dried up.

    His butler quit and his maid is getting uppity.

    His favourite wine cask is out of stock at the general store.

    The Dees have not won a game for months.

    That is a lot to deal with and I think he needs some kind words from all of us.

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    What the hell is going on with my posts on this thread?

    Occasionally when I post it says I need approval.

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    Far out… people need to get out more. Offended by comments about a fictitious-person.

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    Edited out that horrible “m” word

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    3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    IF ONLY Uncle Bitters was playing “hard to get.” At this point I’d settle for him playing “not so pathetically easy to get.”

    Thank you for not imposing a ban. Highly magnanimous of you. 
    Geez what does a gal hafta do to get a ban around here??? 🙄

    I had "What's a girl gotta do...?" typed in after Mr Leg's 12:48 PM yesterday but deleted it. Appropriation is so non-PC these days.

    But, 'Great minds...' n all that!

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    On 12/29/2022 at 10:57 AM, WalkingCivilWar said:

    TOM SCULLY

    TOM SCULLY

    TOM SCULLY

    TOM SCULLY 

     

    THOMAS

    BLOODY

    SCULLY

    Whoops. Seems I’ve breached the No T$ rule by accidentally mentioning Tom Scully. Whoops, did it again.

    I apologise sincerely, Redleg.

    Mete out my punishment and I shall accept it without ado.

    I understand a ban from this thread is the standard form of punishment. The longer the better. So be it. 

    This is the one from West Adelaide, isn’t it?

    In which case no rules have been broken.

     

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    4 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    This is the one from West Adelaide, isn’t it?

    In which case no rules have been broken.

     

    Might be the NZ pro cyclist with EF?

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    On 3/22/2014 at 8:38 PM, Redleg said:

    So I am depressed could not even turn to Redtube or World Movies or SBS late night movies.

    Just looking back at old posts here to find how things have changed.

    Would have loved to have had the chance to tell the poster that we will win the flag in 2021.. and more to follow. Just saying.....

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    5 hours ago, David-Demon said:

    Just looking back at old posts here to find how things have changed.

    Would have loved to have had the chance to tell the poster that we will win the flag in 2021.. and more to follow. Just saying.....

    Well you could post that we are going to win the 2023 flag. That might be nice.

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    15 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    This is the one from West Adelaide, isn’t it?

    In which case no rules have been broken.

     

    How do you know?

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    5 hours ago, old dee said:

    How do you know?

    Yes OD, a rather interesting conundrum.

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    23 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Yes OD, a rather interesting conundrum.

    the only solution to such technical loop-holes would be just to add the surname [censored] to the banned names list

    i'm sure your contacts in the demonland hierarchy could do us that small favour

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    52 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    the only solution to such technical loop-holes would be just to add the surname [censored] to the banned names list

    i'm sure your contacts in the demonland hierarchy could do us that small favour

    Not confident of that DC. There have been times when he wanted to close us down. 

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    the only solution to such technical loop-holes would be just to add the surname [censored] to the banned names list

    i'm sure your contacts in the demonland hierarchy could do us that small favour

    A great idea DC.

    I can see that you are more than just a good looking human being.

    Notice how I satisfied the woke minority with my description of you.

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    WJ can you please arrange to ban the surname of the unmentionable on this thread, or DL in general.

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    11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    A great idea DC.

    I can see that you are more than just a good looking human being.

    Notice how I satisfied the woke minority with my description of you.

    thanks, red. i have no problems being called a rooster or a [censored]

    in fact when i was a kid it was common to call male friends  [censored]  (interchangeable with mate, cobber or digger for some)

    wow even c.0.c.k (note the zero) got censored 

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    Well it’s a new year and I think we have to fix up a major problem on here.

    WCW and Uncle Bitters is just too volatile a romantic relationship to continue. It is just too distressing for the posters on here, being dragged into your various issues.

    As self appointed Chairman ( Dictator), of the thread, I am decreeing that from now on, the two of you will be platonic best friends only and that should solve the problem.

    It’s up to you two now, so enjoy your new best friend.

    For the rest of you, I wish you all a happy, healthy and safe New Year and of course another Dees flag, the first of a trifecta of flags for us in the next 3 years.

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    Bah to you all - particularly lawyers !

    As to WCW - good lord ! A demented termagant if ever I've seen one !

    I wish myself a prosperous and ever more decadent 2023!

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    10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bah to you all - particularly lawyers !

    As to WCW - good lord ! A demented termagant if ever I've seen one !

    I wish myself a prosperous and ever more decadent 2023!

    I always new this thread would be very educational.

    Now I have learned the meaning of " termagant ".

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    5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I always new this thread would be very educational.

    Now I have learned the meaning of " termagant ".

    Pleased to have enlightened you Red.

    Surely you must agree my usage of that word  was elegant, accurate and appropriate to the context.

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    19 hours ago, Redleg said:

    WJ can you please arrange to ban the surname of the unmentionable on this thread, or DL in general.

    One last look then:

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