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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, old dee said:

You may have hit on the venue for our new home Mr. Leg.

Well nothing else seems likely. 

 
9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Well nothing else seems likely. 

There is quite a big house we could use for offices etc. 

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23 minutes ago, old dee said:

There is quite a big house we could use for offices etc. 

The one the Governor resides in?

 
2 hours ago, Redleg said:

The one the Governor resides in?

 

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

The one the Governor resides in?

Yep, move him out. 

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8 hours ago, old dee said:

 

Yep, move him out. 

Her.


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Her.

Sorry move her out, fill in the lake, remove the bats and we have the best facility in Australia. 

7 hours ago, old dee said:

Sorry move her out, fill in the lake, remove the bats and we have the best facility in Australia. 

Definitely need to get rid of the bats;look what happened at the Junction Oval when we shared with the cricketers and their assortment of  sports equipment 

Now I know this isn’t football but at this time of the year who cares about footy. For the big one on Tuesday I am giving you the early nod.

Lunar Flare ridden by M Dee. Light weight is a talented horse and with that jockey name how could it loose.

Remember you heard it here first. 

 

Ya gotta love Melbourne. I saw this at Flinders Street Station yesterday…

Nothing out of the ordinary here

Note that nobody bats an eyelid. 😂
 

 

Also, on the train that afternoon…

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He was most accommodating when I asked if I could take a pic. Yes, I said “He.”

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42 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Ya gotta love Melbourne. I saw this at Flinders Street Station yesterday…

Nothing out of the ordinary here

Note that nobody bats an eyelid. 😂
 

 

Also, on the train that afternoon…

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He was most accommodating when I asked if I could take a pic. Yes, I said “He.”

God knows what the rest of this decade of the 21st century has in store for us all. I might just become a recluse. Still I wore platform shoes, flares and body shirts of dubious colours in the 70's so who am I to talk. 


Just a word of warning Demon People 

Last Wednesday Morning on my return to Melbourne Airport, SWYL was detained by Border Force, for no apparent reason and no explanation.

My bags were fully searched and more importantly my phone was confiscated and searched for close to an hour, i was told to write down the Passcode, so they had full access.

They do not have the power to ask for a passcode without a warrant, although i didn’t know my full rites until I researched it more after a good sleep. 
Beware of Border Force going forward 

https://amp.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/apr/08/australian-border-force-searched-822-phones-in-2021-despite-having-no-power-to-demand-passcodes

On 10/28/2022 at 2:26 PM, daisycutter said:

 maribyrnong looks perfect at the moment. there's the old government munitions site available

This would get @BangBnagBang's, @Bang Bang Bang's and @bangbangbang2021's votes.

1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Just a word of warning Demon People 

Last Wednesday Morning on my return to Melbourne Airport, SWYL was detained by Border Force, for no apparent reason and no explanation.

My bags were fully searched and more importantly my phone was confiscated and searched for close to an hour, i was told to write down the Passcode, so they had full access.

They do not have the power to ask for a passcode without a warrant, although i didn’t know my full rites until I researched it more after a good sleep. 
Beware of Border Force going forward 

https://amp.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/apr/08/australian-border-force-searched-822-phones-in-2021-despite-having-no-power-to-demand-passcodes

Any sense of why, SWYL?

Given your opening warning, I hope it wasn't because of visible club merch. Or that Demonland is being surveilled.

4 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Any sense of why, SWYL?

Given your opening warning, I hope it wasn't because of visible club merch. Or that Demonland is being surveilled.

I was told i had come from a High risk country, no other explanation. My bags had already been xrayed twice

1 hour ago, old dee said:

God knows what the rest of this decade of the 21st century has in store for us all. I might just become a recluse. Still I wore platform shoes, flares and body shirts of dubious colours in the 70's so who am I to talk. 

But did you ever dress up as a female OD?


On 10/28/2022 at 2:18 PM, daisycutter said:

maybe we should rebrand as frogbourne (except when we are narrm of course)?

...in which case I can advise (after extensive research, and somewhat hesitantly) the relevant rebrand would be 'Gookoop-rrm'. Not a great ring to it, but a gookoop's call, perhaps for hurling at umpires or oppositions, would be 'Korweinguboora!'

It's a slow Sunday...

1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

But did you ever dress up as a female OD?

Hand on heart, no NC. Never ever crossed my mind. 

Edited by old dee

1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Just a word of warning Demon People 

Last Wednesday Morning on my return to Melbourne Airport, SWYL was detained by Border Force, for no apparent reason and no explanation.

My bags were fully searched and more importantly my phone was confiscated and searched for close to an hour, i was told to write down the Passcode, so they had full access.

They do not have the power to ask for a passcode without a warrant, although i didn’t know my full rites until I researched it more after a good sleep. 
Beware of Border Force going forward 

https://amp.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/apr/08/australian-border-force-searched-822-phones-in-2021-despite-having-no-power-to-demand-passcodes

Haha. Shady looking character known to frequent places of dubious quality with BBO in Thailand. I’d be ordering a thorough search of you myself SWYL.

20 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

Haha. Shady looking character known to frequent places of dubious quality with BBO in Thailand. I’d be ordering a thorough search of you myself SWYL.

Hahaha!!!

3 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Just a word of warning Demon People 

Last Wednesday Morning on my return to Melbourne Airport, SWYL was detained by Border Force, for no apparent reason and no explanation.

My bags were fully searched and more importantly my phone was confiscated and searched for close to an hour, i was told to write down the Passcode, so they had full access.

They do not have the power to ask for a passcode without a warrant, although i didn’t know my full rites until I researched it more after a good sleep. 
Beware of Border Force going forward 

https://amp.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/apr/08/australian-border-force-searched-822-phones-in-2021-despite-having-no-power-to-demand-passcodes

so wyl, for which of these reasons did they want to search your phone?

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Border force said a phone would only be seized where officers suspect it has “special forfeited goods” such as “illegal pornography, terrorism-related material and media that has been, or would be, refused classification”.

 do you look like a terrorist? 🤣🤔😉 or did they want to read your demonland pm's

Edited by daisycutter


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If they get that far, the AFLW Dees missed a home GF by 1 point, unless the Lions drop out.

Daisy had the ball 30 out, with a few seconds to go and passed but it was intercepted.

Considering the missed shots during their season, they are unlucky not to be the minor premiers.

They played some great play on footy and are very well coached and drilled.

Go girls and win that first flag.

37 minutes ago, Redleg said:

If they get that far, the AFLW Dees missed a home GF by 1 point, unless the Lions drop out.

Daisy had the ball 30 out, with a few seconds to go and passed but it was intercepted.

Considering the missed shots during their season, they are unlucky not to be the minor premiers.

They played some great play on footy and are very well coached and drilled.

Go girls and win that first flag.

Highly unlikely the GF will be played anywhere other than Marvel. If that’s the case, ending H&A as minor premiers isn’t so crucial. 

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

so wyl, for which of these reasons did they want to search your phone?

 do you look like a terrorist? 🤣🤔😉 or did they want to read your demonland pm's

They didn’t give a specific answer?

that is what peeved me off

 
5 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Haha. Shady looking character known to frequent places of dubious quality with BBO in Thailand. I’d be ordering a thorough search of you myself SWYL.

You're quite right Neil @Sir Why You Little is a shady looking character and the Border Force Lads and Ladettes were looking like locking him up.

However, good old Uncle Bitter was on the scene and invited them all out to The Manor for a barbie and a decent red ( not the best stuff of course) and .... naturally ....problem solved. It will be a Cup Day Barbie so I hope the [censored] bring a decent tip to replenish The Manor's coffers.

8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You're quite right Neil @Sir Why You Little is a shady looking character and the Border Force Lads and Ladettes were looking like locking him up.

However, good old Uncle Bitter was on the scene and invited them all out to The Manor for a barbie and a decent red ( not the best stuff of course) and .... naturally ....problem solved. It will be a Cup Day Barbie so I hope the [censored] bring a decent tip to replenish The Manor's coffers.

Bahahahaha!! Sir Lesley Patterson would be proud of that!!


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