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9 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Hey Froggy. What happens when frogs double park?

We never get a ticket as everyone loves frogs.

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11 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Hey Froggy. What happens when frogs double park?

When Buckanara kicked the goal after the siren in the prelim. We came back to our car and had a parking ticket. ([censored] day)

My old man wrote a letter saying we were from Ireland, had borrowed the car and came over to watch Jim play.

We were left off.

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I'd just like to personally congratulate this thread on achieving Full HD of pages (that's 1080p to you plebs). 

This is truly an inane thread but as an AV connoisseur I feel I must jump on and point it out. 

See you in another 1080-odd pages. I'm sure you'll all still be here talking about bananas or whatever.

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13 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you won't find any ts, but.    unless your understanding of ts differs from hwfua 

I thought TS stood for Talking Sh*it and BS for Bullsh*it

As for HWFUA, I have NFI what that stands for. 

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56 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

lol

never mind, you've only got 1080 pages to read to work it out

just kidding, should be obvious in first few pages

I just read the first few pages. 😳

and now I’ve forgotten everything that’s good in the world. 

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11 hours ago, daisycutter said:

glad you enjoyed it.....keep reading......it actually gets even better

TBH, it’s actually my new hobby. Seriously, there’s comedy Gold in this thread. 

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