1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

I should keep playing until his flag is removed. How can anyone contaminate blue and red with white?

Alternatively you could fly your own flag. The bigger the better I suggest the below

 

4 hours ago, hemingway said:

Frog, your neighbour is trying to get under your skin. [censored] you off. 

Your reaction needs to be tempered. 

If he is a big thug, with busted nose and lots of ink,  and works at the abattoir or glue factory, invite him in, crack a frosty and tell him that the Dogs are your second favourite team and will win the flag next year. Delicately suggest that this would be the time to fly his Doggies flag. Tell him that you will fly one too and hope this does not eventuate. Tell him that if the Doggies beat the Dees in the Granny next year, you will move suburb. If you live in Doggie territory move anyway. If he lives in Demon territory diplomatically suggest that he could make a killing on his house and buy a mansion in Doggie land, if there is one. 

Alternatively if you have the physical advantage and the guy happens to be a mild mannered accountant and attends the local Baptist church, Invite him in, throw up over his black shiny shoes, use offensive language, and take his flag down yourself. Tell him that you recently converted to the Muslim faith and don’t take kindly to Doggie supporting Christian evangelicals. 

I am still recovering from a stroke and a qualified Accountant. So not much of a fighter. But as a Demon 😈 supporter, I am clearly the winner and will take on all comers.

Over here you live in either a Beagle or Shockers area. I feel like a high priest trying to convert the barbarians to a real AFL team.

4 hours ago, BDA said:

Alternatively you could fly your own flag. The bigger the better I suggest the below

 

I had my Melbourne flag flying outside until yesterday. But this one would be an awesome option.

I wonder if there is anyone who we drafted at pick 1 years ago, who did the dirty on us and never won a flag at his next two clubs, who is thinking "what if".  Karma indeed.

13 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

My neighbour is still flying his Western Bulldogs flag, it may be time to play my favourite song “It’s a grand old flag” for the next week.

Time to drop an MFC membership form anonymously in the letter box, followed up by a 'Demons are Premiers' poster the next day.

7 hours ago, hemingway said:

Frog, your neighbour is trying to get under your skin. [censored] you off. 

Your reaction needs to be tempered. 

If he is a big thug, with busted nose and lots of ink,  and works at the abattoir or glue factory, invite him in, crack a frosty and tell him that the Dogs are your second favourite team and will win the flag next year. Delicately suggest that this would be the time to fly his Doggies flag. Tell him that you will fly one too and hope this does not eventuate. Tell him that if the Doggies beat the Dees in the Granny next year, you will move suburb. If you live in Doggie territory move anyway. If he lives in Demon territory diplomatically suggest that he could make a killing on his house and buy a mansion in Doggie land, if there is one. 

Alternatively if you have the physical advantage and the guy happens to be a mild mannered accountant and attends the local Baptist church, Invite him in, throw up over his black shiny shoes, use offensive language, and take his flag down yourself. Tell him that you recently converted to the Muslim faith and don’t take kindly to Doggie supporting Christian evangelicals. 

Bit of a violent streak there Ernest, even for you. Maybe it is time to cut back on the booze for a bit and focus on banana bread ...

3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I am still recovering from a stroke and a qualified Accountant. So not much of a fighter. But as a Demon 😈 supporter, I am clearly the winner and will take on all comers.

Over here you live in either a Beagle or Shockers area. I feel like a high priest trying to convert the barbarians to a real AFL team.

Beagle or shockers ?

Best wishes with your recovery,  Frog. And despite your profession, you have a sense of humour. Well done and I applaud your missionary zeal. 

24 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Bit of a violent streak there Ernest, even for you. Maybe it is time to cut back on the booze for a bit and focus on banana bread ...

Ok RB will take your advice and continue on the booze without the banana bread. 

12 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Time to drop an MFC membership form anonymously in the letter box, followed up by a 'Demons are Premiers' poster the next day.

Brilliant idea! 

A week full of MFC membership forms should do the trick.

11 hours ago, hemingway said:

Beagle or shockers ?

Best wishes with your recovery,  Frog. And despite your profession, you have a sense of humour. Well done and I applaud your missionary zeal. 

Beagles (Eagles) and Shockers (Dockers). I live in Western Australia. But was unable to get a ticket to this years Grand Final. We should have built a bigger stadium.

Accountants have a great sense of humour! Just look at all the very creative accounting many of us do!

13 hours ago, Redleg said:

I wonder if there is anyone who we drafted at pick 1 years ago, who did the dirty on us and never won a flag at his next two clubs, who is thinking "what if".  Karma indeed.

That kid did the right thing, if he stayed he would have never been paided more then $ $450,000 a season, he was never any better then a role player.

Pity Jazza was not around to see the Dees win in 2021.

On 10/6/2021 at 9:55 PM, Redleg said:

I wonder if there is anyone who we drafted at pick 1 years ago, who did the dirty on us and never won a flag at his next two clubs, who is thinking "what if".  Karma indeed.

You know better than that Redleg. There is only one way to 'rail' this thread, and that is getting dangerously close!

 

13 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Pity Jazza was not around to see the Dees win in 2021.

I am with you there DF. Great bloke Jazza. Rest in Peace.

premiership commemorative bananas

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

premiership commemorative bananas

Nice work, Daisycutter. There have been times this year where people were using this thread to discuss football matters and it was seriously derailing from the original esteemed purpose.

Premiership Bananas. The way it should be.

He’s back, having grown about 21 cms and pretending to be a 2022 draft possibility, playing in South Australia with West Adelaide.

Will be drafted next year, ensuring the thread continues for another 10-15 years.

How ironic if we draft him again.

Edited December 7, 20214 yr by Redleg

On 12/7/2021 at 2:04 PM, Redleg said:

He’s back, having grown about 21 cms and pretending to be a 2022 draft possibility, playing in South Australia with West Adelaide.

Will be drafted next year, ensuring the thread continues for another 10-15 years.

How ironic if we draft him again.

Jesse Hogan?

2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Jesse Hogan?

juice newton?

i'm stumped

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

juice newton?

i'm stumped

Tom S****y

West Adelaide/SA

Ruck/key forward, 201cm, 83kg

Tom S***** is yet another tall prospect from West Adelaide to watch. He worked alongside Barnett in the ruck, but the strong-marking teenager proved a strong target in attack this year, booting 23.10 in 10 matches. Highlighting his potential, S*****, in just the second under-18 match of his career, tallied 18 disposals, 12 contested possessions, four hitouts-to-advantage, two contested marks, two goals and 135 ranking points.

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

juice newton?

i'm stumped

C'mon dc - a borewoodian with your influence on this thread should be able to get a name from Redleg.

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

C'mon dc - a borewoodian with your influence on this thread should be able to get a name from Redleg.

he wouldn't dare, uncle........or would he?

For some reason I am thinking a genetically engineered banana.

Think I will stay out of this thread.

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

he wouldn't dare, uncle........or would he?

It's a huge question dc . We are talking something akin to the meaning of life here.  But then again.... he's a lawyer ...... so who knows what to expect.

Except the bill of course.

21 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It's a huge question dc . We are talking something akin to the meaning of life here.  But then again.... he's a lawyer ...... so who knows what to expect.

Except the bill of course.

but one rash utterance and he could be disbarred, uncle