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Redleg
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As part of my new awakened  mindset, I am on a health kick and am about to get an Açai bowl at the coffee shop nearby. The question I pose is “ will it contain any banana “.

It will probably be  only a short time until Majak and I will appear like identical twins, with our rippling torsos bursting through our workout singlets. The only difference to the naked eye will be my slightly paler skin tone.

Back to the footy though and I guess the construction sector is in full fly, with all the houses being trained down at footy clubs and needing to be rebuilt.

 

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    seems that dad jokes will now be called "non-gestational parent jokes" or ngp jokes for short

    so get used to it and be inclusive

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    As part of my new awakened  mindset, I am on a health kick and am about to get an Açai bowl at the coffee shop nearby. The question I pose is “ will it contain any banana “.

    It will probably be  only a short time until Majak and I will appear like identical twins, with our rippling torsos bursting through our workout singlets. The only difference to the naked eye will be my slightly paler skin tone.

    Back to the footy though and I guess the construction sector is in full fly, with all the houses being trained down at footy clubs and needing to be rebuilt.

     

    I read an article this morning Mr. Leg saying there will be a record number of houses built this year. This is no doubt being caused by the Football club effect or FCE for short.

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    15 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Oh no not bananas again. Show some imagination please you banana loving nutbags (apologies to OD). 

    It may well be a deep seated Freudian thing. If so go off and get some psychotherapy but leave the bananas in the fruit bowl and stop boring the well balanced fruit lovers who ditched Freud and psychotherapy years ago and got on with their life. 

    And please forget the french Biffen. Too many French films on SBS? Pathetic. . 

    Just because you didn’t know one end of a shotgun from the other is no excuse for being such a sourpuss Ernie 

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    8 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Just because you didn’t know one end of a shotgun from the other is no excuse for being such a sourpuss Ernie 

    Nasty Uncle, very nasty .....and distasteful. 

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    12 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Nasty Uncle, very nasty .....and distasteful. 

    But sadly I have to say Ernest accurate!

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    So when are we going to talk about banana’s again? As time is running out for them due to the spread of the virus.

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    5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    So when are we going to talk about banana’s again? As time is running out for them due to the spread of the virus.

    if bananas can get covid, froggy, what about amphibians?

    just asking for a friend

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    On 2/18/2021 at 8:43 AM, Redleg said:

    As part of my new awakened  mindset, I am on a health kick and am about to get an Açai bowl at the coffee shop nearby. The question I pose is “ will it contain any banana “.

     

    For those hanging out for the answer, it is yes, there was banana in the Açai bowl. 

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    I see Preuss is out for a large chunk of the season, as is Hannan.

    Love when the media say something about a “star” player and when I see the name, I barely know the guy. Talk about accuracy in reporting, though that is probably an oxymoron.

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    24 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I see Preuss is out for a large chunk of the season, as is Hannan.

    Love when the media say something about a “star” player and when I see the name, I barely know the guy. Talk about accuracy in reporting, though that is probably an oxymoron.

    I am reminded of never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I see Preuss is out for a large chunk of the season, as is Hannan.

    Love when the media say something about a “star” player and when I see the name, I barely know the guy. Talk about accuracy in reporting, though that is probably an oxymoron.

    I've seen that a few times just this week. We shpuld keep an index of these 'star' players. One that stuck put for me was a Collingwood 'star' who I still couldn't recall after checking the name on footywire. I can't tell you exactly who it was because I've already forgotten them again. Staaaaaaaar.

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    23 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    if bananas can get covid, froggy, what about amphibians?

    just asking for a friend

    Bit of a croaky throat?

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    On 2/20/2021 at 11:06 AM, old dee said:

    I am reminded of never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

    I blame Trump

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    1 minute ago, DemonFrog said:

    I blame Trump

    He would know the truth if it bit him on the [censored]. 

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    Hope we have enough players to fill the side when the season starts. Seems like quite a few are going down with injuries.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Hope we have enough players to fill the side when the season starts. Seems like quite a few are going down with injuries.

    Yes and the house looks as solid as a rock Mr. Leg.

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    17 hours ago, old dee said:

    Yes and the house looks as solid as a rock Mr. Leg.

    Yes, in the middle of an earthquake.

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    Just noticed that this is page 1066.  That's when the bananas invaded the little island off Brittany near France.

    Did not know France grew Bananas,   Any comments from the linguists ?    We could all be running around painted blue (and red) !

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    4 minutes ago, 640MD said:

    Just noticed that this is page 1066.  That's when the bananas invaded the little island off Brittany near France.

    Did not know France grew Bananas,   Any comments from the linguists ?    We could all be running around painted blue (and red) !

    i think you are confusing frogs with bananas

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    Cheap banana in WA because of a bumper crop!

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    3 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Cheap banana in WA because of a bumper crop!

    Best news we are liable to hear in 2021.

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    Oh No the worst possible thing has happened ahead of Dees 2021 campaign!

    Cyclone in Nth QLD has ruined the banana crop. Shortages expected and prices will increase.

    Think I might go back to bed.

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    7 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Oh No the worst possible thing has happened ahead of Dees 2021 campaign!

    Cyclone in Nth QLD has ruined the banana crop. Shortages expected and prices will increase.

    Think I might go back to bed.

    Good news about our bumper crop of bananas then, as I think our border is still closed we get to keep them all to ourselves.

    YUM YUM YUM

     

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