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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, dpositive said:

Due to recent retirement notice there is no T$ but the no B$ component has always been seemingly ignored thankfully.

B$ is always called out usually through insightful commentary.

Many useful and more not so useful facts and ideas are unleashed and exposed in this thread .

Long may it continue

Well put dpositive. Don't forget the bananas for lunch today!

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    Did someone say Banana?

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    55 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Did someone say Banana?

    here you are, froggy.....a double fingered banana

    Image result for double headed banana

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    Oh no not bananas again. Show some imagination please you banana loving nutbags (apologies to OD). 

    It may well be a deep seated Freudian thing. If so go off and get some psychotherapy but leave the bananas in the fruit bowl and stop boring the well balanced fruit lovers who ditched Freud and psychotherapy years ago and got on with their life. 

    And please forget the french Biffen. Too many French films on SBS? Pathetic. . 

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    36 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Oh no not bananas again. Show some imagination please you banana loving nutbags (apologies to OD). 

    It may well be a deep seated Freudian thing. If so go off and get some psychotherapy but leave the bananas in the fruit bowl and stop boring the well balanced fruit lovers who ditched Freud and psychotherapy years ago and got on with their life. 

    And please forget the french Biffen. Too many French films on SBS? Pathetic. . 

    c'mon ernie don't be such a killjoy,  you've never recovered your good side since the nazis cruelly burned your books and accused you of writing "popular entertainment literature that depicts life and life's goals in a superficial, unrealistic and sickly sweet manner, based on a bourgeois or upper class view of life" 

    all that unwarranted persecution and now you are the self-appointed persecutor of what.....banana lovers!

    vive la banane

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    1 hour ago, hemingway said:

    Oh no not bananas again. Show some imagination please you banana loving nutbags (apologies to OD). 

    It may well be a deep seated Freudian thing. If so go off and get some psychotherapy but leave the bananas in the fruit bowl and stop boring the well balanced fruit lovers who ditched Freud and psychotherapy years ago and got on with their life. 

    And please forget the french Biffen. Too many French films on SBS? Pathetic. . 

    une banane n'est qu'une bananes Ernesto. D'accord.

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    On 2/15/2021 at 11:51 AM, Biffen said:

    C'est une reference a  une personne qui ne peut pas nommee. Il s'appelle TS.

    Voldemort?

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    here you are, froggy.....a double fingered banana

    Image result for double headed banana

    Painful to look at.... 

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    12 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    here you are, froggy.....a double fingered banana

    Image result for double headed banana

    Is that the Prince Albert?

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    As part of my new awakened  mindset, I am on a health kick and am about to get an Açai bowl at the coffee shop nearby. The question I pose is “ will it contain any banana “.

    It will probably be  only a short time until Majak and I will appear like identical twins, with our rippling torsos bursting through our workout singlets. The only difference to the naked eye will be my slightly paler skin tone.

    Back to the footy though and I guess the construction sector is in full fly, with all the houses being trained down at footy clubs and needing to be rebuilt.

     

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    seems that dad jokes will now be called "non-gestational parent jokes" or ngp jokes for short

    so get used to it and be inclusive

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    As part of my new awakened  mindset, I am on a health kick and am about to get an Açai bowl at the coffee shop nearby. The question I pose is “ will it contain any banana “.

    It will probably be  only a short time until Majak and I will appear like identical twins, with our rippling torsos bursting through our workout singlets. The only difference to the naked eye will be my slightly paler skin tone.

    Back to the footy though and I guess the construction sector is in full fly, with all the houses being trained down at footy clubs and needing to be rebuilt.

     

    I read an article this morning Mr. Leg saying there will be a record number of houses built this year. This is no doubt being caused by the Football club effect or FCE for short.

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    15 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Oh no not bananas again. Show some imagination please you banana loving nutbags (apologies to OD). 

    It may well be a deep seated Freudian thing. If so go off and get some psychotherapy but leave the bananas in the fruit bowl and stop boring the well balanced fruit lovers who ditched Freud and psychotherapy years ago and got on with their life. 

    And please forget the french Biffen. Too many French films on SBS? Pathetic. . 

    Just because you didn’t know one end of a shotgun from the other is no excuse for being such a sourpuss Ernie 

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    8 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Just because you didn’t know one end of a shotgun from the other is no excuse for being such a sourpuss Ernie 

    Nasty Uncle, very nasty .....and distasteful. 

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    12 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Nasty Uncle, very nasty .....and distasteful. 

    But sadly I have to say Ernest accurate!

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    So when are we going to talk about banana’s again? As time is running out for them due to the spread of the virus.

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    5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    So when are we going to talk about banana’s again? As time is running out for them due to the spread of the virus.

    if bananas can get covid, froggy, what about amphibians?

    just asking for a friend

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    On 2/18/2021 at 8:43 AM, Redleg said:

    As part of my new awakened  mindset, I am on a health kick and am about to get an Açai bowl at the coffee shop nearby. The question I pose is “ will it contain any banana “.

     

    For those hanging out for the answer, it is yes, there was banana in the Açai bowl. 

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    I see Preuss is out for a large chunk of the season, as is Hannan.

    Love when the media say something about a “star” player and when I see the name, I barely know the guy. Talk about accuracy in reporting, though that is probably an oxymoron.

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    24 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I see Preuss is out for a large chunk of the season, as is Hannan.

    Love when the media say something about a “star” player and when I see the name, I barely know the guy. Talk about accuracy in reporting, though that is probably an oxymoron.

    I am reminded of never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I see Preuss is out for a large chunk of the season, as is Hannan.

    Love when the media say something about a “star” player and when I see the name, I barely know the guy. Talk about accuracy in reporting, though that is probably an oxymoron.

    I've seen that a few times just this week. We shpuld keep an index of these 'star' players. One that stuck put for me was a Collingwood 'star' who I still couldn't recall after checking the name on footywire. I can't tell you exactly who it was because I've already forgotten them again. Staaaaaaaar.

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    23 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    if bananas can get covid, froggy, what about amphibians?

    just asking for a friend

    Bit of a croaky throat?

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    On 2/20/2021 at 11:06 AM, old dee said:

    I am reminded of never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

    I blame Trump

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    1 minute ago, DemonFrog said:

    I blame Trump

    He would know the truth if it bit him on the [censored]. 

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