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1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

 

Thanks for that.

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    12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Daisy's on tik tok???

    nice try but no cigar, moonie.

    was forwarded to me by wife who had been forwarded it by a friend

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    13 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Daisy's on tik tok???

    My grandkids love Tic Toc biscuits.

    Why shouldn't Daisy love them too?

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    14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    My grandkids love Tic Toc biscuits.

    Why shouldn't Daisy love them too?

    are they gluten-free, red?

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    on a different note.......how are people coping with a lack of a barber? i'm starting to resemble saty. mullet is out of control

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    are they gluten-free, red?

    Maybe, but they are certainly preservative and artificial coloring rich.

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    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    on a different note.......how are people coping with a lack of a barber? i'm starting to resemble saty. mullet is out of control

    Argumentative and belligerent?

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    2020 has turned out to be a horrible year.

    We need our fix of football!!!!

    At least I am able to walk again.

    I hope Biff and Mr Bitters have avoided those fines for not socially distancing themselves from respectable society?

     

     

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    25 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    2020 has turned out to be a horrible year.

    We need our fix of football!!!!

    At least I am able to walk again.

    I hope Biff and Mr Bitters have avoided those fines for not socially distancing themselves from respectable society?

     

     

    Toady's back!

    Didn't you read in the papers about the party that was busted in Romsey? I managed to flee over the back fence, but Biff and Uncle were caught 'doing a Laidley'

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    On 5/3/2020 at 8:28 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Normal method of dropping the kids where I used to teach!

    You only had horse and cart back then BBO.

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    2 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    You only had horse and cart back then BBO.

    Toady's on fire!

    Where's the popcorn?!!

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    On 5/6/2020 at 4:28 PM, DemonFrog said:

    2020 has turned out to be a horrible year.

    We need our fix of football!!!!

    At least I am able to walk again.

    I hope Biff and Mr Bitters have avoided those fines for not socially distancing themselves from respectable society?

     

     

    Once again you have it all wrong DF!

    In fact, those who consider themselves “respectable society “ tend to distance themselves from the likes of Biffen and my good self! ( In the matter of @Biffen there is good reason for this)

    I am misunderstood.

    Which brings me to the interesting case of one @Moonshadow . Quite a cad ! Total sleaze bag hiding behind inner urban greenie credentials! 
    The stories I could tell!!!

     

    BTW Flogger congrats on your recovery!!!

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Once again you have it all wrong DF!

    In fact, those who consider themselves “respectable society “ tend to distance themselves from the likes of Biffen and my good self! ( In the matter of @Biffen there is good reason for this)

    I am misunderstood.

    Which brings me to the interesting case of one @Moonshadow . Quite a cad ! Total sleaze bag hiding behind inner urban greenie credentials! 
    The stories I could tell!!!

     

    BTW Flogger congrats on your recovery!!!

    Bbo, to quote PJK: you're all tip and no iceberg!

    Full of bs.

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    My local shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday. Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head.

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    35 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    My local shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday. Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head.

    At least we still have mirth.

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    On 5/14/2020 at 9:25 PM, Moonshadow said:

    I've just come back from a once in a lifetime holiday. I tell you what, never again...

    I know how you feel .I just got back from an Egyptian business seminar.

    I took me a while to realise it was a pyramid scheme.

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    19 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    I know how you feel .I just got back from an Egyptian business seminar.

    I took me a while to realise it was a pyramid scheme.

    I bet the payments were stepped.

    Anyway... my missus told me that sex is always better on holiday. That wasn't a very nice postcard to recieve.

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    10 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I bet the payments were stepped.

    Anyway... my missus told me that sex is always better on holiday. That wasn't a very nice postcard to recieve.

    I recently fronted the family court where the Judge decided my ex-wife should get $5000 a month.

    "That's very big of you , your honour ,I replied  ,"If things are going well for me in Japan I'll try to send her a few bob myself."

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