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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Of course this raises all sorts of phone protocol issues

Suppose I .......err ... accidentally drop my phone into the lap of the young lady fortunate enough to be seated next to me?

How does one proceed in this situation?

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    cautiously 

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    4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Of course this raises all sorts of phone protocol issues

    Suppose I .......err ... accidentally drop my phone into the lap of the young lady fortunate enough to be seated next to me?

    How does one proceed in this situation?

    Don't worry about it.

    Straight for the money.

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    Try not to drink too much on the flight, Uncle. We don't want to read about your unsavoury antics and arrest upon arrival. 

    Well...er.... actually, we do!

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    49 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Of course this raises all sorts of phone protocol issues

    Suppose I .......err ... accidentally drop my phone into the lap of the young lady fortunate enough to be seated next to me?

    How does one proceed in this situation?

    well......you'll just have to lap it up.....i s'pose

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    and now for something completely different.............................. (eat your heart out ernie)

    CwWn4S3WIAI-kFL.jpg:large

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    12 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    and now for something completely different.............................. (eat your heart out ernie)

    CwWn4S3WIAI-kFL.jpg:large

    Gold daiseycutter.

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Wonderfully written letter dc ?

    wasn't it.................a lost art, letter writing

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    Gee, losing games, playing up North, injuries, Coaches, trades, drafts and now letters. 

    How  can I cope?

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    Uncle Bitters informes me he's made a new purchase at the Royal Darwin Show. He's looking for victims, um, er... I mean volunteers to try it out...

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    Anything happened today, seems pretty quiet.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Anything happened today, seems pretty quiet.

    Just another day closer to the 2020 AFL season.

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Just another day closer to the 2020 AFL season.

    Welcome back Toady. Where have you been?

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    6 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Uncle Bitters informes me he's made a new purchase at the Royal Darwin Show. He's looking for victims, um, er... I mean volunteers to try it out...

    20190725_124013.jpg

    Gee that must be a genuine Mick’s Whips original hope he can make it crack.

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    15 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Anything happened today, seems pretty quiet.

    Was catching up on some news and read 4 young kids aged between 10-14 went on a 9000km epic road trip in a 4WD from QLD to NSW without their parents knowledge. The article became interesting when i read the below....

    The 4WD was first sighted early on Sunday morning in the small town of Banana, west of Rockhampton, where the group was allegedly involved in a petrol theft incident.

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    4 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Was catching up on some news and read 4 young kids aged between 10-14 went on a 9000km epic road trip in a 4WD from QLD to NSW without their parents knowledge. The article became interesting when i read the below....

    The 4WD was first sighted early on Sunday morning in the small town of Banana, west of Rockhampton, where the group was allegedly involved in a petrol theft incident.

    Just can’t keep the “banana “ out of the news.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Just can’t keep the “banana “ out of the news.

    i wonder if banana is very far from yorkeys kn0b?

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    4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i wonder if banana is very far from yorkeys kn0b?

    Just a slip slide away.

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