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4 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Exotic talk like that will get you nowhere with old dee. Deep down he's really an uneducated bogan 

I am not taking the bait!

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Posted
9 hours ago, old dee said:

I am not taking the bait!

You show your usual wisdom in ignoring Moonie's crude insults od.

One who displays such discernment in the pleasures provided by the fruit of the vine could never be of the bogan class.

 

PS. Please address my complimentary case of the next vintage to The Manor at Romsey.

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Posted
10 hours ago, old dee said:

I am not taking the bait!

Wise move OD. Moonie has a reputation for being the resident Master Baiter, so you've done well to avoid a potential, er, situation.

Posted
10 minutes ago, The Chazz said:

Wise move OD. Moonie has a reputation for being the resident Master Baiter, so you've done well to avoid a potential, er, situation.

"Ma, get the meatballs, we want the meatballs!"

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Posted
2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You show your usual wisdom in ignoring Moonie's crude insults od.

One who displays such discernment in the pleasures provided by the fruit of the vine could never be of the bogan class.

 

PS. Please address my complimentary case of the next vintage to The Manor at Romsey.

A case of irrigation red clean skins suit your tastes Uncle ? 

I have an old Italian friend who makes it.

Very good paint stripper but also suitable for those  with unrefined palates or just an insatiable thirst. Would go down well with your bogan friends in the Manor Estate.  

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Posted
On 1/17/2019 at 11:50 AM, hemingway said:

Hmm well that''s something, but not really given your privileged background and occupation.

All you see Red is your own idea of your self image and how you think others see you.  However, your own self image is entirely delusional. This suggests that as you see two reflective Reds, you are hiding a very low self esteem.   Others see you as you actually are. That is, one very flawed Red.

It may also suggest early signs of schizophrenia. Perhaps a visit to your analyst is in order.

If you don't have one, i can refer you to my regular list, although I'm sure you know a few, even within "the family"". Don't feel too bad as most posters on this site have their preferred trick cyclists.. 

 

You're getting deeper than Jacques Cousteau there Hem.

Time to lay off the Rum and bury yourself in romanticism .

Posted
11 hours ago, Biffen said:

You're getting deeper than Jacques Cousteau there Hem.

Time to lay off the Rum and bury yourself in romanticism .

Thanks Biff.

Just concerned about Red's delusional state. Most on this thread suffer the same malady without the public confession made by Red.

As for romanticism, it has been beaten out of me by publishers, ex-lovers, enemies disguised as friends, and my own crumbling state of mind .  Alcohol, medication and psychosis has not helped.

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On 1/17/2019 at 11:50 AM, hemingway said:

Hmm well that''s something, but not really given your privileged background and occupation.

All you see Red is your own idea of your self image and how you think others see you.  However, your own self image is entirely delusional. This suggests that as you see two reflective Reds, you are hiding a very low self esteem.   Others see you as you actually are. That is, one very flawed Red.

It may also suggest early signs of schizophrenia. Perhaps a visit to your analyst is in order.

If you don't have one, i can refer you to my regular list, although I'm sure you know a few, even within "the family"". Don't feel too bad as most posters on this site have their preferred trick cyclists.. 

 

Firstly I didn’t have a privileged background. We were so poor that my parents couldn’t afford shoes for me and painted my feet black to look like I was wearing shoes. Often they couldn’t afford clothes for me and my father would let me borrow his cap so I could look out our window and people wouldn’t know I was naked. My only pet was a rock which I carried around.

I don’t think I am becoming schizophrenic but my reflection does. What does he know, he is always just shooting his mouth off.  Now if you talk to my shadow he is cool and we are on the same page.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Firstly I didn’t have a privileged background. We were so poor that my parents couldn’t afford shoes for me and painted my feet black to look like I was wearing shoes. Often they couldn’t afford clothes for me and my father would let me borrow his cap so I could look out our window and people wouldn’t know I was naked. My only pet was a rock which I carried around.

 

Sheer luxury, I say!

Posted
2 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Sheer luxury, I say!

He had it good, this doppelganger boy; he should have tried being 7 years old in North Sunshine in 1957 being sent to the local catholic school wearing nothing but lederhosen, a t shirt and a pair of underpants - home made to boot.

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Posted
11 hours ago, dieter said:

He had it good, this doppelganger boy; he should have tried being 7 years old in North Sunshine in 1957 being sent to the local catholic school wearing nothing but lederhosen, a t shirt and a pair of underpants - home made to boot.

We grew up in cardboard box.

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But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

Posted
6 hours ago, Biffen said:

We grew up in cardboard box.

You lucky bastard!!!

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Posted
6 hours ago, Biffen said:

We grew up in cardboard box.

A big one for Mum and Dad and little ones for the kids?

You were ahead of your time. Small houses are de rigueur these days. Cardboard boxes are the next step and have many advantages. They are portable, fold up and you have no clutter and can accommodate the kittens. 

For many people of the sub-continent this is luxury living.  On the streets of nasty, capitalistic, Melbourne, home of the real estate agent, land developer and marketing executive, they are becoming aspirational for many left out in the cold. 

Oh yeah, marvellous Melbourne, the most liveable city in the world.

Lets hope our footy team keeps its soul.


Posted
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

At least you had a roof ( lid).

Also natural air conditioning. But did he have clothes? 

Does explain the comforts of The Gat some years down the track. Must have seemed like a palace with some well fed rats. 

Posted
3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Penurious peasants! Bah!

Now that one was a new one for me Bbo I had to consult the "Oxford" ( Perhaps Mr. Shadow is correct! No definitely not).

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I shall henceforth ignore the rattling from those of lower caste.

The lower castes are rising Uncle, beware. Lock the gates and stay inside. 

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