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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Having read the last page of this august thread I can only assume that a number of people have been into the Christmas cheer a little early. I only hope after an early start you all have the stamina to go the distance.

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    Having read the last page of this august thread I can only assume that a number of people have been into the Christmas cheer a little early. I only hope after an early start you all have the stamina to go the distance.

    Stayed at a winery last night, I guess it shows.

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    On 12/24/2018 at 8:35 AM, Redleg said:

    I have just received a call from Government House, advising of my forthcoming knighthood and henceforth I will be known as Sir Redleg of Demonland.

    Apparently her Majesty is a major fan of this thread and reads it to the corgis each night.

    As modest as I can be, I must say it is long overdue.

    PS. Earl already has his honour and that is as far as he is going, an Earl. 

    Can I just say how inspiring it was to hear Her Majesty’s Christmas Day Message tonight! Such wisdom, such insight on life and world affairs by our Majesty, we are all truely blessed to be part of the Commonwealth. 

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    41 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Can I just say how inspiring it was to hear Her Majesty’s Christmas Day Message tonight! Such wisdom, such insight on life and world affairs by our Majesty, we are all truely blessed to be part of the Commonwealth. 

    Did she mention me?

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Did she mention me?

    Hardly.

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    1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

    Hardly.

    So she did, but just briefly.

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    So she did, but just briefly.

    Let’s try this:

     

    As if, sheesh! 

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    13 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Does anyone know how many Demonlanders we have?

    Good question Neil. It used to show up at the bottom of , I think, the home page but it seems to have disappeared.

    The answer to the meaning of life can be found on this thread ( if you know who to ask) so I'm sure your query (love that word) will be answered in the fullness of time.

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    Can't believe how quickly this year has gone. It seems like you have a banana smoothie on New Year's day and now it is nearly New Year's Eve.

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    Is 2019 going to be our year?

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    11 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Is 2019 going to be our year?

    Maybe.

    Edited by Redleg

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    21 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Is 2019 going to be our year?

    Lets say it is easily our best chance in the last 15 years.

     

    Edited by old dee

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    So, it’s a tad quiet in here. How many goals will Big Mac kick next season?

    Edited by Dee Zephyr

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    1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    So, it’s a tad quiet in here. How many goals will Big Mac kick next season?

    More than his brother.

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    On 12/29/2018 at 9:07 AM, Dee Zephyr said:

    So, it’s a tad quiet in here. How many goals will Big Mac kick next season?

    More than Jesse Hogan? (who?)

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    Tigers supporting friend gave me this summer read as inspiration for what could happen for the Dees in 2019. A good read actually, particularly the chapters on the early years of VFA and VFL, the money pouring into Victoria's coffers from the gold rush, the tribalism of the suburbs/classes. Melbourne fans like to think that the early years of footy centered around the MFC. The reality is that we weren't a powerhouse club early on, in fact it was Sth Melb and Collingwood that drove the break away to form the VFL. And Tom Wills was the captain of Richmond.

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    On 12/28/2018 at 4:27 PM, old dee said:

    Lets say it is easily our best chance in the last 15 years.

     

    55 years?

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    9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    More than Jesse Hogan? (who?)

    Do we count Freo Shocker players?

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    We don’t care much for these teams but this is a tad freaky.

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    6 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    We don’t care much for these teams but this is a tad freaky.

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    What is this footy related [censored] doing on this thread? 

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