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  On 30/11/2018 at 03:47, Redleg said:

I think my countdown days are over. I don't feel the love for my cryptic hints.

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  On 30/11/2018 at 04:02, daisycutter said:
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While it does distress me I am not at that level yet.

Simpler to just get a banana smoothie.

  On 30/11/2018 at 04:28, Redleg said:

While it does distress me I am not at that level yet.

Simpler to just get a banana smoothie.

atta boy........that's the spirit

and btw i'm a great supporter of your countdowns despite the apparent lack of interest in your cryptic hints

 
  On 30/11/2018 at 03:47, Redleg said:

I think my countdown days are over. I don't feel the love for my cryptic hints.

You should be pleased you don't get 'the love' from BBO!

I happily read your Countdowns. In fact, I consider you to be the cryptic Molly Meldrum of Demonland...

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  On 30/11/2018 at 05:31, Moonshadow said:

You should be pleased you don't get 'the love' from BBO!

I happily read your Countdowns. In fact, I consider you to be the cryptic Molly Meldrum of Demonland...

But I don’t wear a ? cowboy hat.


  On 30/11/2018 at 03:47, Redleg said:

I think my countdown days are over. I don't feel the love for my cryptic hints.

Well no bloody wonder!

In my experience you lawyers are very cryptic in the details of your bills but the bottom line is always crystal clear.

I've paid my $60.00 to watch Horn / Mundane.

The first bout featured an Aussie who was in line for a world title fight - he is (was) ranked number two. 

I stopped watching and started spanking the maid after round 1. FMD - I could have beaten this guy ( simply by collapsing on him).

BTW . Eddie is on the commentary team - FMD - again

Anyway, I'm barracking for Horn.

 
  On 13/11/2018 at 10:08, Moonshadow said:

He looks like his head is melting. 

Englishmen in the midday sun?

h

He looks like Charles' real father.

 

  On 30/11/2018 at 09:48, Bitter but optimistic said:

I've paid my $60.00 to watch Horn / Mundane.

The first bout featured an Aussie who was in line for a world title fight - he is (was) ranked number two. 

I stopped watching and started spanking the maid after round 1. FMD - I could have beaten this guy ( simply by collapsing on him).

BTW . Eddie is on the commentary team - FMD - again

Anyway, I'm barracking for Horn.

No Uncle, that would've killed him.


  On 27/11/2018 at 10:50, hemingway said:

Your full of surprises Biffen or don’t judge a book by its cover or confuse alter ego from ego. Are you Superman or just a loser ? The jury is undecided. 

A biffhead;nothing more nothing less.

  On 30/11/2018 at 10:13, Moonshadow said:

No Uncle, that would've killed him.

Death by suffocation.

It would have been painless though - either the sickly sweet aroma of my armpits or the rather more pungent whiff of tinea would have nailed him

 

  On 30/11/2018 at 10:19, Bitter but optimistic said:

Death by suffocation.

It would have been painless though - either the sickly sweet aroma of my armpits or the rather more pungent whiff of tinea would have nailed him

 

Stop it, your dirty talk is turning Dieter on.

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  On 30/11/2018 at 10:19, Bitter but optimistic said:

Death by suffocation.

It would have been painless though - either the sickly sweet aroma of my armpits or the rather more pungent whiff of tinea would have nailed him

 

So who won the main bout? 


  On 30/11/2018 at 03:47, Redleg said:

I think my countdown days are over. I don't feel the love for my cryptic hints.

Hang on I think I can work this out. Molly fell off a ladder, Superman could not handle Cryptonite, Molly loves StKilda Superman loves Lois Lane - got it, 96

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  On 01/12/2018 at 04:44, ManDee said:

Hang on I think I can work this out. Molly fell off a ladder, Superman could not handle Cryptonite, Molly loves StKilda Superman loves Lois Lane - got it, 96

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I found this little assortment on Reddit @daisycutter Apparently they are hipster AFL logos.

 

Any body else thought it was  no coincidence, that mick Gatto  visited mundine before the fight in his dressing, and then he took a dive after a little jab.

 
  On 01/12/2018 at 21:44, don't make me angry said:

Any body else thought it was  no coincidence, that mick Gatto  visited mundine before the fight in his dressing, and then he took a dive after a little jab.

The fix was on.

Its boxing.

I have watched plenty of fights over the years and been in a few in my younger days, but it was one of the lamest excuses for a boxing match that I have witnessed.

Simply disgraceful. 

And it was with gloves on!

[censored] Cats.

Try bare knuckle fighting. 


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