8 hours ago, layzie said:

Would like to hear the Pope’s thoughts. 

We all hear Redleg's thoughts regularly ...

14 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

9 pages until....

Demonland millenium ... hope it has more fizz than Y2K!

2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Pizz up @Romsey !!

I think Redleg was after something unusual ...

Should be a nice afternoon for a walk, as nothing else on the menu.

Good day for a roll. Crackerjack. 

9 hours ago, Redleg said:

Should be a nice afternoon for a walk, as nothing else on the menu.

Do you have any good pictures of Eddie and FIGJAM, sorry I mean little Nathan.

I just can not get enough of them looking so sad and lonely.

What now?

3 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

What now?

I'm opening another bottle of shiraz.

5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm opening another bottle of shiraz.

Sank am few single malts tonight with an old friend who just happens to be a Pies man.

i was very magnanimous but inside I was cheering the loss.

At the end of the day I still hate the bastards.

8 hours ago, old dee said:

Sank am few single malts tonight with an old friend who just happens to be a Pies man.

i was very magnanimous but inside I was cheering the loss.

At the end of the day I still hate the bastards.

Old ages does mellow one down. But old habits are hard to change.

However, as a true friend, did you give him a membership form for the Mighty Dees?

with a 66.6% winning rate, melbourne fc finish 2nd in the afl finals series

• methos      100%
• demons       66.6%
• colonwood  50%
• toiges          50%

49 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Old ages does mellow one down. But old habits are hard to change.

However, as a true friend, did you give him a membership form for the Mighty Dees?

Arh no DF that might have been going a little bit too far just a few hours after the loss. 

 

58 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

with a 66.6% winning rate, melbourne fc finish 2nd in the afl finals series

• methos      100%
• demons       66.6%
• colonwood  50%
• toiges          50%

Is there a cup or flag for that?

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

with a 66.6% winning rate, melbourne fc finish 2nd in the afl finals series

• methos      100%
• demons       66.6%
• colonwood  50%
• toiges          50%

We did it!

13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Is there a cup or flag for that?

i'm still constructing it, mr. leg

14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i'm still constructing it, mr. leg

I would not bother dc the MCC would probably lose it!

57 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Is there a cup or flag for that?

I sure you could buy something from the Demons Shop.

2 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

I sure you could buy something from the Demons Shop.

Now at a big end of season discount.

So many Dee supporters real hate Collingwood and all those who sail on her.

I have really received SMS from Beagle supporters bragging about their win. Maybe I can they they cheated with a sheaping off the mark. That comment seems to upset Collingwood people.

Oh well off to make a banana smoothie for breakfast.

Have we got anyone yet? No, well we are f....d.

We’re in a restaurant and Redleg is about to order the banana fritters. After he eats it, he’ll be f.....d.

11 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

We’re in a restaurant and Redleg is about to order the banana fritters. After he eats it, he’ll be f.....d.

Two lawyers in a restaurant FMD! I couldn't come up with a joke for that but here's a true story.

I recently read that the major research universities are removing rats from laboratory experiments and replacing them with lawyers.

They gave three reasons for this-

        There are more lawyers than rats

        Laboratory assistants grieve when a rat dies.

        There are some things even a rat won't do.

 

12 hours ago, Redleg said:

Have we got anyone yet? No, well we are f....d.

Mr. Leg,

Remember the bet we made about someone attempting an old third rate lawyer joke?

 I win. You’re f.....d!

4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Two lawyers in a restaurant FMD! I couldn't come up with a joke for that but here's a true story.

I recently read that the major research universities are removing rats from laboratory experiments and replacing them with lawyers.

They gave three reasons for this-

        There are more lawyers than rats

        Laboratory assistants grieve when a rat dies.

        There are some things even a rat won't do.

 

Next you will tell me about the joke, what is a ship load of lawyers sunk on the bottom of the ocean? Answer " a good start".

What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.

 

(fate in the balence...?)