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with a 66.6% winning rate, melbourne fc finish 2nd in the afl finals series

  • methos      100%
  • demons       66.6%
  • colonwood  50%
  • toiges          50%
 
49 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Old ages does mellow one down. But old habits are hard to change.

However, as a true friend, did you give him a membership form for the Mighty Dees?

Arh no DF that might have been going a little bit too far just a few hours after the loss. 

 

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58 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

with a 66.6% winning rate, melbourne fc finish 2nd in the afl finals series

  • methos      100%
  • demons       66.6%
  • colonwood  50%
  • toiges          50%

Is there a cup or flag for that?

 
1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

with a 66.6% winning rate, melbourne fc finish 2nd in the afl finals series

  • methos      100%
  • demons       66.6%
  • colonwood  50%
  • toiges          50%

We did it!

13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Is there a cup or flag for that?

i'm still constructing it, mr. leg


14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i'm still constructing it, mr. leg

I would not bother dc the MCC would probably lose it!

57 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Is there a cup or flag for that?

I sure you could buy something from the Demons Shop.

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2 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

I sure you could buy something from the Demons Shop.

Now at a big end of season discount.

 

So many Dee supporters real hate Collingwood and all those who sail on her.

I have really received SMS from Beagle supporters bragging about their win. Maybe I can they they cheated with a sheaping off the mark. That comment seems to upset Collingwood people.

Oh well off to make a banana smoothie for breakfast.


11 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

We’re in a restaurant and Redleg is about to order the banana fritters. After he eats it, he’ll be f.....d.

Two lawyers in a restaurant FMD! I couldn't come up with a joke for that but here's a true story.

I recently read that the major research universities are removing rats from laboratory experiments and replacing them with lawyers.

They gave three reasons for this-

        There are more lawyers than rats

        Laboratory assistants grieve when a rat dies.

        There are some things even a rat won't do.

 

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4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Two lawyers in a restaurant FMD! I couldn't come up with a joke for that but here's a true story.

I recently read that the major research universities are removing rats from laboratory experiments and replacing them with lawyers.

They gave three reasons for this-

        There are more lawyers than rats

        Laboratory assistants grieve when a rat dies.

        There are some things even a rat won't do.

 

Next you will tell me about the joke, what is a ship load of lawyers sunk on the bottom of the ocean? Answer " a good start".

What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.

 

(fate in the balence...?)


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19 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.

 

(fate in the balence...?)

Someone has made a big Gaff here starting this crap.

I am torn between staying at DL or moving to BigFooty, who have promised me a huge stipend.

 

 

 

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15 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

 

 

 

Your best post in some time.

40 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Your best post in some time.

Couldn't think of anything to add... So I did :)


2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Someone has made a big Gaff here starting this crap.

I am torn between staying at DL or moving to BigFooty, who have promised me a huge stipend.

As a free agent, its now your choice if you move.

At is unless Mr Bitters can match their offer.

This may be blasphemy in this thread, but I need to confess my sins, I've moved on from banana bread and taken a liking to pear-and-raspberry bread!

Why am I sharing this? I think just to keep the thread bumped up, as it clearly has more useful information in it than certain other overactive threads around here.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 120?

Your Honour

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Senator.

 
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1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

This may be blasphemy in this thread, but I need to confess my sins, I've moved on from banana bread and taken a liking to pear-and-raspberry bread!

 

One of the more disgusting things I have seen posted on Demonlander.

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1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 120?

Your Honour

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Senator.

It is so easy for people to pick on the defenceless minorities. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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