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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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46 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

@Redleg what are we again? ?

F....d.

 
13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

F....d.

Flabbergasted !!! Well I'll be ....

1 hour ago, old dee said:

Wow a lot of game talk on here today.

Just had a great start to this Friday I had a banana milkshake.

I am at peace with the world, well for five minutes anyway.

Wish I thought of that.

 
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

F....d.

This is the only post that calms the nerves....why are some nervous anyway?

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

F....d.

Just as I thought!


Had a funny dream last night

all mixed up    As usual

about the Promised land 

not enough Wise men and no virgins,

enjoy tonight and next 3 games as well

good luck to us all. Loud and proud tonight  give em hell !! Go Dees !!

 

7 minutes ago, 640MD said:

Had a funny dream last night

all mixed up    As usual

about the Promised land 

not enough Wise men and no virgins,

enjoy tonight and next 3 games as well

good luck to us all. Loud and proud tonight  give em hell !! Go Dees !!

 

At least you didn't wake up with a banana in your bum.

 
14 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Is that something that happens to you often, or...?

Haha I can't even think of anything to reply! Go Dees!

Bananas for breakfast   No other way

but we don’t need to be shy tonight

the Dees have done us proud over last few weeks. We deserve to be there and are a threat for the flag if we get there 

Carna Demons


1 minute ago, SFebes said:

My grass is growing, it may be an omen......

Of what ? The weather is warmer?

Just now, old dee said:

Of what ? The weather is warmer?

I notice Jane Bunn-ana has been very smiley of late so that may be the case.

This thread is on fire....hot,hot,hot!!!

27 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

This thread is on fire....hot,hot,hot!!!

Jane says only 15'c bro.....wait until 7:50pm and you'll see some real heat.

I'm too scared to venture out into the threads, has got a little cray cray ?

Edited by SFebes


12 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

very prescient, r&b

How come you cut the daisies and don't Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up?

Edited by SFebes

7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

very prescient, r&b

It has only taken me about 983 pages to catch on ...

2 minutes ago, SFebes said:

How come you cut the daisies don't Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up?

Because back when DC was young, men were real men, women were real women, and wormburners were called ... ?

5 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Because back when DC was young, men were real men, women were real women, and wormburners were called ... ?

Are you going tonight R and B?


44 minutes ago, old dee said:

Are you going tonight R and B?

Yes indeed. Managed to get tickets for myself and my youngest son despite Ticketek. Are you going OD?

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50 minutes ago, SFebes said:

How come you cut the daisies and don't Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up?

a few more years, febes, and i certainly will be pushing up daisies. just for you, when that time becomes imminent i will change my demonland handle to daisypusher

4 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Yes indeed. Managed to get tickets for myself and my youngest son despite Ticketek. Are you going OD?

Similar. As my wife said to someone yesterday " he is going in spite of ticketek best efforts"

 
Just now, old dee said:

Similar. As my wife said to someone yesterday " he is going in spite of ticketek best efforts"

Your wife sounds like a very clever woman!

2 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Your wife sounds like a very clever woman!

In spite of being a magpie fan she actually supports the Dees when there are no Pies involved. I will get numerous SMS from her tonight if we are winning. She lets me suffer in silence if we are losing. 


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