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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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As I have said many times in the last few weeks, we are f....d.

 
12 minutes ago, Redleg said:

As I have said many times in the last few weeks, we are f....d.

And may your run continue

1 hour ago, The Chazz said:

Didn't Western Australia abandon ship long ago?  Could've sworn it was a different country over there.

Just on that, do you guys have your own Prime Minister over there yet, or are they still trying to work out how they can make Alan Bond a posthumous PM?  Couldn't be any worse than what we are dealing with in the Eastern states...

The latest is that the Honourable Jim Hacker has thrown his hat into the ring! 

 
22 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

The latest is that the Honourable Jim Hacker has thrown his hat into the ring! 

Is that Wagner's Ring, or what? Ah, I know now, the friggin Circus Ring, alias parliament House, Canberra...


45 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Breaking news: Bill Shorten wins Liberal leadership spill.

Don't you worry, Albo is lurking in the corridors, Et Te brute in hand. More to come, no doubt.

In the meantime, we have a fundamental as anything christian as our so-called prime minister. He was the one who acted so christian-like when he was minister for immigration. How sad is this country, really, how sad that it's come to this where we only have a choice of a fundamentalist racist fascist and a born again fast talking bank and big business backing mental midget who has such a dubious history - sacked from Tourism Australia  - an opponent of same sex marriage, to choose from.

Bring on Albo, an ancient Oz wog, once as abhorrent to this anglo country as the Chinese are today, as the Vietnamese were yesterday, and long may he prosper.

1 hour ago, dieter said:

Don't you worry, Albo is lurking in the corridors, Et Te brute in hand. More to come, no doubt.

In the meantime, we have a fundamental as anything christian as our so-called prime minister. He was the one who acted so christian-like when he was minister for immigration. How sad is this country, really, how sad that it's come to this where we only have a choice of a fundamentalist racist fascist and a born again fast talking bank and big business backing mental midget who has such a dubious history - sacked from Tourism Australia  - an opponent of same sex marriage, to choose from.

Bring on Albo, an ancient Oz wog, once as abhorrent to this anglo country as the Chinese are today, as the Vietnamese were yesterday, and long may he prosper.

 

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16 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Quiet news day today. 

bit that way, red. i'm reading a fascinating book on anti-gravity. i just can't put it down.


Banana pancakes with my GD for breakfast this morning. If there is a better way to start a Saturday I don't know it.

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I am reading a book on the fascinating story of the cataclysmic world event, that reshaped the banana, by reversing the bend from the left side to the right.

It's a little known phenomenon, but has greatly changed the world we live in.

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I am reading a book on the fascinating story of the cataclysmic world event, that reshaped the banana, by reversing the bend from the left side to the right.

It's a little known phenomenon, but has greatly changed the world we live in.

The bend follows the sun, are you saying the sun use to rise in the West and set in the East? 

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3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

The bend follows the sun, are you saying the sun use to rise in the West and set in the East? 

I said it was a cataclysmic event.


7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I am reading a book on the fascinating story of the cataclysmic world event, that reshaped the banana, by reversing the bend from the left side to the right.

It's a little known phenomenon, but has greatly changed the world we live in.

You really do have to stop reading pornography.

Just now, Redleg said:

I said it was a cataclysmic event.

A deluge could technically spin the earth on its axis. 

23 hours ago, Redleg said:

As I have said many times in the last few weeks, we are f....d.

Yep, absolutely rogered. There’s even talk about extending Goodwin’s contract. That’s a sure fire way to make sure we’re heading for trouble. 

As the man said ... “we are f....d”.

 

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

A deluge could technically spin the earth on its axis. 

ummmm, ethan, the world is already spinning on it axis. that's why it's called an axis

45 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

ummmm, ethan, the world is already spinning on it axis. that's why it's called an axis

My apologies, I meant change the direction of its spin. 


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2 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

You really do have to stop reading pornography.

That gutter humour is not appreciated by the learned readers of this thread.

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

That gutter humour is not appreciated by the learned readers of this thread.

quite right, redlubeleg

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

ummmm, ethan, the world is already spinning on it axis. that's why it's called an axis

Make some allowances dc , after all, he's a Westralian pervert.

 
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1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

In that case you really do have to stop reading this thread.

Attacking this thread will not win you friends. 


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