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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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21 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Two wins for the Dees yesterday, in two different states.

three, red. the sheilas won too

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    34 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    three, red. the sheilas won too

    This is a statement more apt coming from Uncle not you Daisy. 

    I thought you were a sensitive, new age bloke

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    7 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    This is a statement more apt coming from Uncle not you Daisy. 

    I thought you were a sensitive, new age bloke

    well ernie, being a sensitive new age bloke i was trying to avoid sexist terms like female and women

    edit: damn. just realised there is a he in sheila.......it just too hard, ernie

    Edited by daisycutter

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    well ernie, being a sensitive new age bloke i was trying to avoid sexist terms like female and women

    edit: damn. just realised there is a he in sheila.......it just too hard, ernie

    you are excused Daisy.

    its getting harder and harder for some of us just trying to say the right thing.

    and when everyone keeps talking in acronyms it makes it even harder

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    48 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    you are excused Daisy.

    its getting harder and harder for some of us just trying to say the right thing.

    and when everyone keeps talking in acronyms it makes it even harder

    yes, ernie. i'm waiting for some ****** to sue a bloke for holding the door open

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    13 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Lucky he didn't knock on your door Toady 

    Which one?

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    15 hours ago, hemingway said:

    you are excused Daisy.

    its getting harder and harder for some of us just trying to say the right thing.

    and when everyone keeps talking in acronyms it makes it even harder

    I have given up Ernie it is too hard. They probably think I am ignorant and they maybe correct.

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    14 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    yes, ernie. i'm waiting for some ****** to sue a bloke for holding the door open

    It is closer than you think dc.

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    17 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    three, red. the sheilas won too

    But do we care dc?

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    It is closer than you think dc.

    A mate of mine once held the door open for a so called lady and had his face slapped by her.

     

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    A mate of mine once held the door open for a so called lady and had his face slapped by her.

     

    God help him if he had slapped her back DF.

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    Nice cup of Bonox and off to bed early with a Bex...

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    10 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Better weekend this week lads!

    After a win it is always better however I have a general malaise about AFL football at the senior level that seems to get stronger every week. I quite enjoy watching Casey But the seniors not so much.

    It may be that I know beating Freo is no big effort but not up today like I would usually on a Monday after a win over the weekend.

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    3 minutes ago, willmoy said:

    Nice cup of Bonox and off to bed early with a Bex...

    Bonox and Bex my God you must be old willmoy?

     

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    1 minute ago, old dee said:

    Bonox and Bex my God you must be old willmoy?

     

    In human years.....

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    2 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Bonox and Bex my God you must be old willmoy?

     

    and a tablespoon of cod liver oil for you, od

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    and a tablespoon of cod liver oil for you, od

    Hypol actually dc.

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    2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    and a tablespoon of cod liver oil for you, od

    Even older in MFC years.

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    6 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Hypol actually dc.

    i'll bet you still have csr golden syrup on your weet bix (or did you prefer the treacle)

    Image result for csr golden syrup

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    i'll bet you still have csr golden syrup on your weet bix (or did you prefer the treacle)

    Image result for csr golden syrup

    No never eaten treacle and no GS for 50 years I reckon DC.

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    5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i'll bet you still have csr golden syrup on your weet bix (or did you prefer the treacle)

    Image result for csr golden syrup

    Are these finds from Mawson’s Hut? 

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    3 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Are these finds from Mawson’s Hut? 

    That or Nanna's pantry

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    This Thailand cave drama  is intriguing.

    Apparently the Catholic church offered to help rescue the boys last week with their own team of divers .

    When the clergymen stated "It may take months to pull them safely" the Thai govt began to look at other options.

     

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    1 minute ago, Biffen said:

    This Thailand cave drama  is intriguing.

    Apparently the Catholic church offered to help rescue the boys last week with their own team of divers .

    When the clergymen stated "It may take months to pull them safely" the Thai govt began to look at other options.

     

    Tasteful as ever Biffen

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