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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Wow we butchered the ball on friday. Wonder if the bananas were off.

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    34 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Wow we butchered the ball on friday. Wonder if the bananas were off.

    probably just south australian bananas......no idea of banana management

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    15 hours ago, SFebey said:

    Image result for banana meme

    Now we are talking, pardon the pun.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Now we are talking, pardon the pun.

    I actually like all three of those, no guessing which comes first!

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    I see Greg has been promoting nude golf recently. I have always been keen to get the gear off and enjoy playing the fairways of our nation’s best golf courses in total freedom. 

    Does anyone know what clubs are offering the nude option? Although I will have to wait till the weather picks up a bit locally before I get out on the first tee while starkers. 

    I just have to work out where to put my ball marker! 

     

     

     

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    9 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

     

    I see Greg has been promoting nude golf recently. I have always been keen to get the gear off and enjoy playing the fairways of our nation’s best golf courses in total freedom. 

    Does anyone know what clubs are offering the nude option? Although I will have to wait till the weather picks up a bit locally before I get out on the first tee while starkers. 

    I just have to work out where to put my ball marker! 

     

     

     

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    Hiding his banana ? 

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    Looks like Greg has made better use of bananas than Elvis did,  with his fried banana sandwiches.

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    1 hour ago, SFebey said:

    Hiding his banana ? 

    The man knows how to handle a club....

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    6 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    must've been a really cold day

    It’s cold every day for me

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    1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

    What number wood is he holding?

    i'd say a number 0 wood, moonie

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    I think he is holding his mashie, could be his niblick. No it's his baffing spoon.

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    Well poor old Greg.

    He disappointed us all with his big chokes in the majors. Now he disappoints again in the body image stakes. 

    This is really the last resort of a desperate man confusing notoriety for publicity.  

    It comes to us all, but there is a time in life when the wise realize that their best days are behind them and it is best to fade into the shadows. 

    When a middle age man has to resort to nudity it shows that wisdom has not caught up with ego. Clearly, his golfing days are now in the distant past. Greg does appear to have a big bit missing.

    A little like a big bowl of fruit without the presence of the inimitable banana. 

     

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    19 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Well poor old Greg.

    He disappointed us all with his big chokes in the majors. Now he disappoints again in the body image stakes. 

    This is really the last resort of a desperate man confusing notoriety for publicity.  

    It comes to us all, but there is a time in life when the wise realize that their best days are behind them and it is best to fade into the shadows. 

    When a middle age man has to resort to nudity it shows that wisdom has not caught up with ego. Clearly, his golfing days are now in the distant past. Greg does appear to have a big bit missing.

    A little like a big bowl of fruit without the presence of the inimitable banana. 

     

    Ernie that would be a bowl of apples & oranges, it is not fruit without the banana.

     

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    9 minutes ago, ManDee said:

    Ernie that would be a bowl of apples & oranges, it is not fruit without the banana.

     

    As your name suggests, you are clearly a Man who knows his fruit and appreciates that there can be no life without the presence of Mr Banana. 

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    1 hour ago, hemingway said:

    As your name suggests, you are clearly a Man who knows his fruit and appreciates that there can be no life without the presence of Mr Banana. 

    Sort of like 54 years without a flag Ernest?

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    On 6/27/2018 at 12:12 PM, old dee said:

    Sort of like 54 years without a flag Ernest?

    OD our 100 year plan for the next Grand Final win is going to schedule.

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    Well is another season about to completely unravel?

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    Well is another season about to completely unravel?

    Oh.... that's a question ? ?

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