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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Just to advise that even whilst attending the Panda House at Beijing Zoo...one can always practice the art of the Banana Icypole ;)

6 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Could someone please tell me who is responsible for giving this man an MFC tie?

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Someone very astute.... that's some serious exposure...no faking

 
 
4 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

The first photo was photoshopped, here’s the original. 4F2132BA-313A-4C36-B22F-F211474BF871.jpeg.ca434aefd09432f80512c3075ae1f07e.jpeg

Ah, so he's a Richmond fan! Always thought of Trump as a Punt (Rd)


7 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

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Wrong year! 

1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

Wrong year! 

That's the thing about fake news, Earl --- it doesn't matter!

Just now, Red and Bluebeard said:

That's the thing about fake news, Earl --- it doesn't matter!

Russian interference eh? 

 
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35 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Any recognition for you in QB Honours Earl?

I must have got the wrong paper, as I can't see my name in the honours list.


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4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

A lawyer! Honours???

Bwahaha!!  Very funny Red!!!!

But I thought everyone recognized and appreciated my achievements.

8 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Any recognition for you in QB Honours Earl?

Alas not. But any recognition would be a bonus for my tireless work in the Banking and Franchising Industries!  

On 6/8/2018 at 5:28 PM, daisycutter said:

where do you think all the little bananas come from?

The Great Banana Stork.

12 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Alas not. But any recognition would be a bonus for my tireless work in the Banking and Franchising Industries!  

Ahh ...well, I suppose honest toil is its own reward Earl.


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7 hours ago, SFebey said:

Bananas give me heartburn 

Peel the skin off first.

Just now, Redleg said:

Did we beat the Pies yesterday?

Pies and Bananas, sweet or savoury?

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1 hour ago, SFebey said:

Pies and Bananas, sweet or savoury?

That's not funny, this is a very serious thread.


Whilst that funny sideline ..( the QB debacle was on ...) I was speeding through China . The previous day at the Zoo I enjoyed a rather refreshing Ice cream on a stick....very ingenious these Chinese ;)

( Chinese net rules preclude me from adding a picture lol )

 

18 hours ago, Redleg said:

Did we beat the Pies yesterday?

Yes

20 hours ago, Redleg said:

That's not funny, this is a very serious thread.

Thought Febey's comment was not bad, but beware The Banana Thought Police.

The barbarians are at the gates. 

They will take you down if you dissent or question the purity of the line. 

 

A wonderful realisation about Bananas...among the few really safe things to eat while traveling...come with own protection ;)


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