Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Featured Replies

ernie, ask not what this thread can do for you, but what you can do for this thread

lift yer game, matey. 1000 pages is in sight and you want to cast it to damnation?

 
2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

ernie, ask not what this thread can do for you, but what you can do for this thread

lift yer game, matey. 1000 pages is in sight and you want to cast it to damnation?

Yeah, and within a decade this thread will be on the moon! ?

  • Author

Looks like we are back and firing on all cylinders.

Good to see some horse involvement as well.

 

Well good evening folks.

Your good old Uncle Bitter has been very busy of late and thus neglected my faithful readership.

Questions without notice for picket fence. Did you attend the recent man cave exhibition? If so, was it a life changing experience for you?

To curious matters. Did anyone notice that today's Herald Sin was offering Megan face masks? I thought it a splendid idea and have obtained a number of the said items. I intend having the maid wear them during her ..... err ... extra curricula activities at The Manor.

Oh and a PS to Ernie. For a person in a state of deceasedness  you are becoming painfully sanctimonious. You're dead Ernie - live it up! 

58 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Looks like we are back and firing on all cylinders.

Good to see some horse involvement as well.

Earl probably won't like you referring to the royal family like that, Redleg ?


58 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Looks like we are back and firing on all cylinders.

Good to see some horse involvement as well.

Earl probably won't like you referring to the royal family like that, Redleg ?

anyone else a bit skeptical of "Cloudflare's Always Online™ technology"?

never done a cracker for me

38 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

anyone else a bit skeptical of "Cloudflare's Always Online™ technology"?

never done a cracker for me

Keeps crashing for me, roughly every 30 mins

 
10 hours ago, ManDee said:

Surely you jest.

Related imageImage result for camilla parker bowles gif

 

Is Camilla on the left or the right of this photo?

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well good evening folks.

Your good old Uncle Bitter has been very busy of late and thus neglected my faithful readership.

Questions without notice for picket fence. Did you attend the recent man cave exhibition? If so, was it a life changing experience for you?

To curious matters. Did anyone notice that today's Herald Sin was offering Megan face masks? I thought it a splendid idea and have obtained a number of the said items. I intend having the maid wear them during her ..... err ... extra curricula activities at The Manor.

Oh and a PS to Ernie. For a person in a state of deceasedness  you are becoming painfully sanctimonious. You're dead Ernie - live it up! 

I shudder to think where you might be placing your free Miss Markle Masks.

I could nearly compose a limerick about such an event.

In fact i will


20 minutes ago, Emerald said:

Is Camilla on the left or the right of this photo?

Beware of your head my friend!!! 

A disgusting  old perve named Bitter

Frequented the public sh!tter

Till he decided to Sparkle

In a mask of Miss Markle

For his hero was Gary Glitter

3 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Beware of your head my friend!!! 

Sorry but my knowledge of royalty doesn't go past the 18th dynasty of Egypt.

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

anyone else a bit skeptical of "Cloudflare's Always Online™ technology"?

never done a cracker for me

Thoroughly. What is the point of `Always Online' if they only time you see it is when the website is unavailable? Seems self-contradictory to me.

  • Author

Good to see some intelligent posting on DL for a change.

No silly bickering on this thread.


25 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Good to see some intelligent posting on DL for a change.

No silly bickering on this thread.

The boys are back in form. 

A question without notice

 

my machine says its 957 pages, nowhere near the millenium so whats special about 960

 

Go Dees

10 hours ago, Redleg said:

Good to see some intelligent posting on DL for a change.

No silly bickering on this thread.

Yes...only non-silly bickering here

It's what separates us from the rabble

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Yes...only non-silly bickering here

It's what separates us from the rabble

But still leaving plenty of room for silly non-bickering ...


2 hours ago, 640MD said:

A question without notice

 

my machine says its 957 pages, nowhere near the millenium so whats special about 960

 

Go Dees

ah yes, mine does too

did the number change due to a db reorg or something......or am i just a daft old coot (rhetorical, no response needed)

27 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

ah yes, mine does too

did the number change due to a db reorg or something......or am i just a daft old coot (rhetorical, no response needed)

Asked and......answered ?

  • Author
1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

But still leaving plenty of room for silly non-bickering ...

Its good to be bickered, but of course only in a non silly way.

Edited by Redleg

 
  • Author
1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

ah yes, mine does too

did the number change due to a db reorg or something......or am i just a daft old coot (rhetorical, no response needed)

Only 43 pages to go to our 1000 page party.

A party ?? ????


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • PREVIEW: Essendon

    Not long ago, the narrative surrounding Melbourne was steeped in pessimism. There was some concern among the pundits (and even some fans) that the club would arrive at the AFL’s Gather Round still winless, vulnerable to a familiar adversary in the Essendon Football Club, and facing significant scrutiny from an ever-critical media on a national stage. Things have changed.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 19 replies
  • REPORT: Gold Coast

    Steven King astutely identified the issues that had plagued the Melbourne Football Club over the past two and a half seasons when he auditioned for the newly created coaching role. The side that had claimed the 2021 premiership had become stodgy, slow-paced, and hesitant to take the initiative. 

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 4 replies
  • PREGAME: Essendon

    Gather Round is upon us and the Demons face off against the Bombers who are on a 17 game losing streak. Who comes in and who goes out?

      • Thanks
    • 405 replies
  • CASEY: Box Hill

    The Casey Demons secured their first win of the season by the narrow margin of four points against the Box Hill Hawks at Casey Fields on Easter Sunday morning.

      • Thanks
    • 0 replies
  • POSTGAME: Gold Coast

    The Demons put four quarters of hard contested, fast running and high pressure football to knock off the ladder leaders and early premiership contenders the Gold Suns by 20 points at the MCG on Easter Sunday.

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Like
    • 506 replies
  • PODCAST: Gold Coast

    I’ll be away for the next few weeks, so Binman will be holding the fort for our podcasts covering the Suns, Bombers and Lions matches. As a result, there will be no live podcasts during this period, and we won’t be taking calls or voicemails. Binman will still be dipping into this thread to select a few questions to answer, while also combining the long-form Stats Files podcast with the Demonland Podcast for these shows. Your questions and comments are a huge part of what makes the podcast work, so please post anything you’d like to ask or say below and we’ll do our best to give you a shout-out on the show. Please try to keep each post focused on one specific topic or player to make podcast preparation a little easier. If you have multiple topics you’d like to raise, please put them in separate posts.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 29 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.