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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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ernie, ask not what this thread can do for you, but what you can do for this thread

lift yer game, matey. 1000 pages is in sight and you want to cast it to damnation?

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    2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    ernie, ask not what this thread can do for you, but what you can do for this thread

    lift yer game, matey. 1000 pages is in sight and you want to cast it to damnation?

    Yeah, and within a decade this thread will be on the moon! ?

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    Looks like we are back and firing on all cylinders.

    Good to see some horse involvement as well.

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    Well good evening folks.

    Your good old Uncle Bitter has been very busy of late and thus neglected my faithful readership.

    Questions without notice for picket fence. Did you attend the recent man cave exhibition? If so, was it a life changing experience for you?

    To curious matters. Did anyone notice that today's Herald Sin was offering Megan face masks? I thought it a splendid idea and have obtained a number of the said items. I intend having the maid wear them during her ..... err ... extra curricula activities at The Manor.

    Oh and a PS to Ernie. For a person in a state of deceasedness  you are becoming painfully sanctimonious. You're dead Ernie - live it up! 

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    58 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Looks like we are back and firing on all cylinders.

    Good to see some horse involvement as well.

    Earl probably won't like you referring to the royal family like that, Redleg ?

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    58 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Looks like we are back and firing on all cylinders.

    Good to see some horse involvement as well.

    Earl probably won't like you referring to the royal family like that, Redleg ?

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    anyone else a bit skeptical of "Cloudflare's Always Online™ technology"?

    never done a cracker for me

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    38 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    anyone else a bit skeptical of "Cloudflare's Always Online™ technology"?

    never done a cracker for me

    Keeps crashing for me, roughly every 30 mins

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    10 hours ago, ManDee said:

    Surely you jest.

    Related imageImage result for camilla parker bowles gif

     

    Is Camilla on the left or the right of this photo?

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well good evening folks.

    Your good old Uncle Bitter has been very busy of late and thus neglected my faithful readership.

    Questions without notice for picket fence. Did you attend the recent man cave exhibition? If so, was it a life changing experience for you?

    To curious matters. Did anyone notice that today's Herald Sin was offering Megan face masks? I thought it a splendid idea and have obtained a number of the said items. I intend having the maid wear them during her ..... err ... extra curricula activities at The Manor.

    Oh and a PS to Ernie. For a person in a state of deceasedness  you are becoming painfully sanctimonious. You're dead Ernie - live it up! 

    I shudder to think where you might be placing your free Miss Markle Masks.

    I could nearly compose a limerick about such an event.

    In fact i will

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    20 minutes ago, Emerald said:

    Is Camilla on the left or the right of this photo?

    Beware of your head my friend!!! 

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    A disgusting  old perve named Bitter

    Frequented the public sh!tter

    Till he decided to Sparkle

    In a mask of Miss Markle

    For his hero was Gary Glitter

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    3 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Beware of your head my friend!!! 

    Sorry but my knowledge of royalty doesn't go past the 18th dynasty of Egypt.

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    anyone else a bit skeptical of "Cloudflare's Always Online™ technology"?

    never done a cracker for me

    Thoroughly. What is the point of `Always Online' if they only time you see it is when the website is unavailable? Seems self-contradictory to me.

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    Good to see some intelligent posting on DL for a change.

    No silly bickering on this thread.

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    25 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Good to see some intelligent posting on DL for a change.

    No silly bickering on this thread.

    The boys are back in form. 

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    A question without notice

     

    my machine says its 957 pages, nowhere near the millenium so whats special about 960

     

    Go Dees

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Good to see some intelligent posting on DL for a change.

    No silly bickering on this thread.

    Yes...only non-silly bickering here

    It's what separates us from the rabble

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    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

    Yes...only non-silly bickering here

    It's what separates us from the rabble

    But still leaving plenty of room for silly non-bickering ...

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    2 hours ago, 640MD said:

    A question without notice

     

    my machine says its 957 pages, nowhere near the millenium so whats special about 960

     

    Go Dees

    ah yes, mine does too

    did the number change due to a db reorg or something......or am i just a daft old coot (rhetorical, no response needed)

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    27 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    ah yes, mine does too

    did the number change due to a db reorg or something......or am i just a daft old coot (rhetorical, no response needed)

    Asked and......answered ?

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    1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    But still leaving plenty of room for silly non-bickering ...

    Its good to be bickered, but of course only in a non silly way.

    Edited by Redleg

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    ah yes, mine does too

    did the number change due to a db reorg or something......or am i just a daft old coot (rhetorical, no response needed)

    Only 43 pages to go to our 1000 page party.

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    A party ?? ????

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