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3 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Magnificent BB. 

I have partaken in a few cleansing ales myself at Hemingways. Anonymously of course.

A very pleasant spot late in the day or early evening. 

I feel thirsty. 

Is a bit earlier than you suggest....but I'm coping ;)

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    1 hour ago, hemingway said:

    Magnificent BB. 

    I have partaken in a few cleansing ales myself at Hemingways. Anonymously of course.

    A very pleasant spot late in the day or early evening. 

    I feel thirsty. 

    You are not alone Ernest just the day for one!

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    Have moved on.

    Lunch time

    Such is life...

     

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    37 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Have moved on.

    Lunch time

    Such is life...

     

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    Life istough up north and probably a swim between lunch and dinner!

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:
    2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Have moved on.

    Lunch time

    Such is life...

     

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    Life istough up north and probably a swim between lunch and dinner!

    Yes...feeling refreshed now.  Heading out on the yacht soon. Seafood buffer to boot.

    Gotta take it whilst there ;)

    Bit warm for Reds...BBO wouldn't like this I'm sure ...

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    The good life BB. 

    An apt time to say "well it sure beats working"

    Just avoid the crocs and other deadly creatures such as the elderly (in particular avoid the bus tour group), low class tourists in floral shirts especially the Poms, and the locals. You know the ones who are morbidly obese with no necks, faces full of skin cancers who speak in a completely incomprehensible lingua franca.   

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    7 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    The good life BB. 

    An apt time to say "well it sure beats working"

    Just avoid the crocs and other deadly creatures such as the elderly (in particular avoid the bus tour group), low class tourists in floral shirts especially the Poms, and the locals. You know the ones who are morbidly obese with no necks, faces full of skin cancers who speak in a completely incomprehensible lingua franca.   

    "Elderly" Ernest. Now be carefully you must be the oldest on here by a long shot!

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    On 11/23/2017 at 8:41 PM, 640MD said:

    Yes we went to Japan this year  week before GF.   didn't matter this year at all.

     

    But you will not see any northern lights at that time of year   needs to be much later,   much colder   and a long way past Juneau  or Skagway   go dees

    Going to whitehorse

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    Oddly enough Ernest there were some of those "English Tourists" 

    Not that i particularly care much for the game these days but i enquired as to their interest in cricket. That seemed to to the job.

    Crocs are indeed a serious thing up here and i take good care not to smile at them. ;)

    Must be time for my morning juice 

     

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    43 minutes ago, Barney Rubble said:

    Going to whitehorse

    me too barney, but i can assure you there are no northern (or southern) lights here. the occasional ambulance lights is as good as it gets

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    Bub, if you are attempting to make us jealous by posting pics of your luxurious, cold drinks whilst we swelter in windy 35 degree heat, I can tell you emphatically and on behalf of everyone on TSBS that it's working. B@stard!

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    3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Oddly enough Ernest there were some of those "English Tourists" 

    Not that i particularly care much for the game these days but i enquired as to their interest in cricket. That seemed to to the job.

    Crocs are indeed a serious thing up here and i take good care not to smile at them. ;)

    Must be time for my morning juice 

     

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    Mango or banana smoothly BB?

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    1 hour ago, hemingway said:

    Mango or banana smoothly BB?

    Looks like mango, the heathen.

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    34 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Looks like mango, the heathen.

    Forgotten his cultural roots.

    He could be lost.

    Bring him back into the fold God.

    Hineni my Lord.

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    1 minute ago, hemingway said:

    Forgotten his cultural roots.

    He could be lost.

    Bring him back into the fold God.

    Hineni my Lord.

    allahu akbar, ernest

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    36 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    allahu akbar, ernest

    Indeed Daisy, we are a multi cultural place where bananas are not always regarded as the King of the Fruits.

    We must not forget all religions particularly those of SE Asia. As you know I have a deep interest in spiritual matters like many on this site particularly this thread. Over recent times, I have been drawn to Buddhism and the spiritual texts of The Vedas which predate all other religious texts by 500 years.  The more commonly accepted religious texts are mere new and revised editions of The Vedas. 

    So we must not forget the Durian. Worshiped by many as the King of Fruits. 

    Perhaps we can encourage BB to try a Durian smoothy.

     

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    29 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Indeed Daisy, we are a multi cultural place where bananas are not always regarded as the King of the Fruits.

    We must not forget all religions particularly those of SE Asia. As you know I have a deep interest in spiritual matters like many on this site particularly this thread. Over recent times, I have been drawn to Buddhism and the spiritual texts of The Vedas which predate all other religious texts by 500 years.  The more commonly accepted religious texts are mere new and revised editions of The Vedas. 

    So we must not forget the Durian. Worshiped by many as the King of Fruits. 

    Perhaps we can encourage BB to try a Durian smoothy.

     

    think you will find the pyramid texts pre-date the vedas by 1000-1500 years ernest

    but yes, if you only include current religions

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    1 hour ago, hemingway said:

    Forgotten his cultural roots.

    He could be lost.

    Bring him back into the fold God.

    Hineni my Lord.

    The banana forgives.

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    15 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Forgotten his cultural roots.

    He could be lost.

    Bring him back into the fold God.

    Hineni my Lord.

    I had a Banana Chai smoothie yesterday with brunch.

    All is well, thanks for the concern ;)

    Stay dry (ish) down there :blink:

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    18 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Mango or banana smoothly BB?

    Mea culpa....they were Mango

    The seafaring lot were having a happy hour special for we landlubbers. Alas no Banana choice !! I know...and in Qld !! :(

    I must confess ...ive also had drinks comprising pineapple, coconut and sugar cane derivatives !!! ....and i did a little walking in the rain.

    Hopefully there's a bit of something bananarish on offer on our way to finding Nemo !!

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    I heard Mr Bitters has upset the gods again.

    40 days and nights of rain will be his punishment.

    The upside is free water for everyone. But living under Lake Romsay may be a problem.

    Mr Bitters you need to follow the rules and live by the norms of deceit society.

     

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    I heard Mr Bitters has upset the gods again.

    40 days and nights of rain will be his punishment.

    The upside is free water for everyone. But living under Lake Romsay may be a problem.

    Mr Bitters you need to follow the rules and live by the norms of deceit society.

     

    Toady, in the event of Romsey floods, Demonland's very own royalty King Bitters will probably cluster his servants together for him to stand on top of their heads. Should one or two be swept away, they are easily replaced by his missus and/or mistresses. Last resort, he'll call upon his neighbour Jake Lever for assistance. Simples.

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    I heard Mr Bitters has upset the gods again.

    40 days and nights of rain will be his punishment.

    The upside is free water for everyone. But living under Lake Romsay may be a problem.

    Mr Bitters you need to follow the rules and live by the norms of deceit society.

     

    The only Gods likely to care about Uncle are pagan gods.

    Given the the Uncles proclivities and indulgences, it's unlikely to be Bacchus.

    However, given the current weather conditions it could be Thor who is definitely not happy. 

    With the crumbling ruin known as The Manor, no doubt the good Uncle is busy making sure he has enough buckets underneath all the leaks.  

     

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    17 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    The only Gods likely to care about Uncle are pagan gods.

    Given the the Uncles proclivities and indulgences, it's unlikely to be Bacchus.

    However, given the current weather conditions it could be Thor who is definitely not happy. 

    With the crumbling ruin known as The Manor, no doubt the good Uncle is busy making sure he has enough buckets underneath all the leaks.  

     

    uncle bitters will rue the day he built his manor house on an ancient river bed........a real barry prendergast decision

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    10 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Mea culpa....they were Mango

    The seafaring lot were having a happy hour special for we landlubbers. Alas no Banana choice !! I know...and in Qld !! :(

    I must confess ...ive also had drinks comprising pineapple, coconut and sugar cane derivatives !!! ....and i did a little walking in the rain.

    Hopefully there's a bit of something bananarish on offer on our way to finding Nemo !!

    Well...f'd if i could find him (nemo )

    Swam around...had no luck.

    He's out there somewhere !!

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