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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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28 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

And the journo headline award of the month goes to.......................................

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Haa I can see the journo's mistake. She forgot the hyphen between hand and job

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    17 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    I am guzzling sake at the moment! The locals aren't impressed. Not bad you should try it Uncle. It lies somewhere between chateau cardboard and top shelf. 

    Sake!! Surely Earl, a man of your sensibilities can do better than this?

    Perhaps your contacts at the Tokyo chapter of "Loyal Order of Hipsters" could acquire cherry blossom wine or some such for your delectation.

    PS. How is the guava paste moving?

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Gotta love Halloween!

    I let the dogs out and watch the kids run screaming out the driveway while I'm sipping a Shiraz.

    Great sport!!.

     

    Plenty of tricks up your wizard's sleeve, hey Uncle...

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    .... and some lovely treats.

    Offering kids a cheap bottle of cab sav doesn't count

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    20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    .... and some lovely treats.

    Don't go there Uncle. 

    You know the boys and girls in blue and also those in plain clothes and raincoats visit this thread. 

    Its not Redleg or other Rake like legal eagles that you need to worry about many of whom are as shady as a driveway of elm trees on a country estate.

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    22 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Weekend at Bernie's.

    Mr Bitter's real life name is Bernie?

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    Mr Bitter's real life name is Bernie?

    depends, some days it is bernice

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    Mr Bitter's real life name is Bernie?

    Gee it's the bloody countdown. Think Cryptic.

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    18 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i presume biffo is currently enjoying the pleasures of holsworthy barracks?

    Or 'tied up' with The Gat Block matters?

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    40 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Or 'tied up' with The Gat Block matters?

    will be interesting when they dig the foundations, moonie

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    On 02/11/2017 at 1:41 PM, Redleg said:

    Gee it's the bloody countdown. Think Cryptic.

    This is not to the standard of countdowns I have come to expect from you, Red. 

    As 2018 will be our Premiership year, I do expect to see some serious changes in the way the countdown are conducted in the future. Fireworks, dancing girls, funny pictures etc. Yes but cryptic No.

     

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    34 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    This is not to the standard of countdowns I have come to expect from you, Red. 

    As 2018 will be our Premiership year, I do expect to see some serious changes in the way the countdown are conducted in the future. Fireworks, dancing girls, funny pictures etc. Yes but cryptic No.

     

    You have my vote DF.

    I think Mr. Leg is trying to cover up his lack of enthusiasm with obtuse cryptic nonsense.

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    33 minutes ago, old dee said:

    You have my vote DF.

    I think Mr. Leg is trying to cover up his lack of enthusiasm with obtuse cryptic nonsense.

    Obtuse. 

    "Weekend at Bernies".  Bernie Vince,  23 days to draft. 

    Obtuse, I think not. Elementary cryptic clues a 5 year old could work out.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Obtuse. 

    "Weekend at Bernies".  Bernie Vince,  23 days to draft. 

    Obtuse, I think not. Elementary cryptic clues a 5 year old could work out.

    Small joke there Mr. Leg.

    I am quite relieved you have risen to the bait.

    I have been very worried.

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    Small joke there Mr. Leg.

    I am quite relieved you have risen to the bait.

    I have been very worried.

    Thanks for your concern. I am probably not tuned in to humour as I am on a fitness kick and dieting. Will take a night off on our draft dinner though.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    2 plus 2.

    Surely you've got more than that Red!

    Not at the moment.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    2 plus 2.

    Surely you've got more than that Red!

    Uncle, Red would be in the birdcage chewing through the champers, barely able to keep upright. I'm surprised he is able to type anything close to readable on his phone. Giddee up!

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    On 03/11/2017 at 3:04 PM, Redleg said:

    Obtuse. 

    "Weekend at Bernies".  Bernie Vince,  23 days to draft. 

    Obtuse, I think not. Elementary cryptic clues a 5 year old could work out.

    I see your problem, Red.

    No one on this thread is 5 years old.

     

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