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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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4 hours ago, DeezNuts said:

Lads

lets

move on please...

Before it gallops away from us.

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    Whoa!    Now stop all this horsing around fellas.

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    4    days left for this thrilling trade period.

    Now where do I know that number from?

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    4    days left for this thrilling trade period.

    Now where do I know that number from?

    4 play ?

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    I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

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    16 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

    His wife would have been happy to see you.

    They say she hasn't had a letter for so long her mailbox has closed over.

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    28 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

    Did he blow his whistle ?

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

    you should publish a book of dad jokes. moonie

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    14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    you should publish a book of dad jokes. moonie

    dave's are funnier

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    God only knows what sort of book Uncle Bitters would create were the laws in this land more lax.

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    1 hour ago, puntkick said:

    dave's are funnier

    yes....as in " 'My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart."

    ........i'll close the door on the way out

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    12 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    yes....as in " 'My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart."

    ........i'll close the door on the way out

    You must be kidney......

    hold that door..

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    4 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

    Your postie obviously delivers on the Sabbath.

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    10 hours ago, Biffen said:

    God only knows what sort of book Uncle Bitters would create were the laws in this land more lax.

    Dirty old man's guide to the karma sutra

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    54 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Dirty old man's guide to the karma sutra

    more likely 'idiots guide to s&m'

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    Folks, I'm going out on a limb here, but I think there's a lot we can learn from our cousins in the football fold (albeit the round ball version). They know how to look after an injured player with speed and absolute care

     

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    Just to snap you all out of your malaise here it is, but it won't be updated every day as I trust some of you to do the calculation on your calculators.

    32

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Just to snap you all out of your malaise here it is, but it won't be updated every day as I trust some of you to do the calculation on your calculators.

    32

    Your lack of enthusiasm is glaringly obvious Mr. Leg.

    I am concerned!

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Just to snap you all out of your malaise here it is, but it won't be updated every day as I trust some of you to do the calculation on your calculators.

    32

    32 - Barrie Vagg

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    1 hour ago, Rolling Stone said:

    32 - Barrie Vagg

    Cameron Bruce more recently.

    I won't Bugg you with any more.

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    11 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Cameron Bruce more recently.

    I won't Bugg you with any more.

    Red you need to focus more on Melbourne players and not ex Hawthorne ones.

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    Jack Watts has left the building and the bananapocalypse is coming. 

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/bananapocalypse-the-race-to-save-the-worlds-most-popular-fruit/2017/10/06/bf1635ac-7d28-11e7-83c7-5bd5460f0d7e_story.html?utm_term=.42e9d46fbb25

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    8 minutes ago, america de cali said:

    Jack Watts has left the building and the bananapocalypse is coming. 

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/bananapocalypse-the-race-to-save-the-worlds-most-popular-fruit/2017/10/06/bf1635ac-7d28-11e7-83c7-5bd5460f0d7e_story.html?utm_term=.42e9d46fbb25

    this is a bigger threat than global warming.......fingers crossed

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