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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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19 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Not often enough Biff

no need to get poopy,  moonie

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    21 hours ago, daisycutter said:

     

    Uncle, a swine of alpacas would seem most appropriate despite the porcine association

    There again, given that the lads are now fully integrated aussies maybe a mob of alpacas?

    or....it has come to my attention that alpacas are noted for their gender fluidity, so a rainbow of alpacas would be more in keeping with the times

    A "rainbow" ...............mmmmm.

    Since an unfortunate incident with some females the lads have been banned from  shows so they have led something of a monastic lifestyle.

    I suppose such situations could give rise to ....err .. ambidextrism.

    In a blokey and wholesome way off course.

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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     Breaking NEWS!

    Supermarkets out my way are engaging in a price war on the noble fruit.

    67 cents / KG this morning.

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    19 minutes ago, old dee said:

     Breaking NEWS!

    Supermarkets out my way are engaging in a price war on the noble fruit.

    67 cents / KG this morning.

    [censored]

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    47 minutes ago, old dee said:

     Breaking NEWS!

    Supermarkets out my way are engaging in a price war on the noble fruit.

    67 cents / KG this morning.

    OD is there any other fruit you consume?  Surely there is another fruit you can glorify?  

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    3 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    OD is there any other fruit you consume?  Surely there is another fruit you can glorify?  

    Don't know about od but I'm rather partial to a sweet little peach on occasion.

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    12 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    OD is there any other fruit you consume?  Surely there is another fruit you can glorify?  

    Well we know you're rather partial to Grapefruits !!

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    28 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Well we know you're rather partial to Grapefruits !!

    And a couple of other peccadillos but nothing to match BB0 tastes. 

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    44 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    OD is there any other fruit you consume?  Surely there is another fruit you can glorify?  

    Plenty Ernest but none better and after all this was originally a thread dedicated to bananas.

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    34 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Well we know you're rather partial to Grapefruits !!

    Grapefruit bb! That is the greatest waste of stomach space since tripe. That is of course if you can get it past your tongue.

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    35 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Grapefruit bb! That is the greatest waste of stomach space since tripe. That is of course if you can get it past your tongue.

    Grapefruit juice is bitter, cleansing and accordingly to Uncle very refreshing after a good flogging.

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    32 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Grapefruit juice is bitter, cleansing and accordingly to Uncle very refreshing after a good flogging.

    makes for a decent daiquiri eh Ernest ?

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Don't know about od but I'm rather partial to a sweet little peach on occasion.

    nicely shaped melons get my vote, uncle

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    On 02/09/2017 at 0:13 PM, Redleg said:

    They would have more luck training down an igloo in the sahara.

    Land cruiser?

    Not sure they deserve either a Land Cruiser or a Igloo. They are just too soft as it is.

     

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    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    nicely shaped melons get my vote, uncle

    Of course dc, however, I also understand you have a penchant for well ripened, some might say overripe fruit.

    Arrh well .... far be it from me to cast nasturtiums!!! 

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    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    nicely shaped melons get my vote, uncle

    Did you know that a Rockmelon is a Gourd?

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Of course dc, however, I also understand you have a penchant for well ripened, some might say overripe fruit.

    Arrh well .... far be it from me to cast nasturtiums!!! 

    like a good wine, uncle, i prefer to think of it terms of maturity and i find your comments crassly gratuitous

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    How long has it been since you gave the old prunes a go DC?

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    like a good wine, uncle, i prefer to think of it terms of maturity and i find your comments crassly gratuitous

    Schoolboy humour dc _ that's all ive got.

    Well ... plus some whips .. and some decent rattans I suppose ... and of course specialist apparatus .... and well ....  arrh sometimes I'm such a shallow person.

    Time to open another red!

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    How long has it been since you gave the old prunes a go DC?

    More like sultanas Biff 

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    How long has it been since you gave the old prunes a go DC?

    Posted an hour ago.

    No response yet.

    Must be on the job now, getting prunes juiced.

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Or raisins rattling around in a chaff bag.

    Had some raisins in my salad at lunch today. Hope they weren't from dc's batch. Did leave a slightly bad taste

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    23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Or raisins rattling around in a chaff bag.

    apricots please, uncle. i know you are a hayseed but at least pretend you have some culcha. ..chaff bags,......so rustic.

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