The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

  On 02/09/2017 at 02:29, old dee said:

A week down the track I am way more annoyed that there has been no comment from the coach, CEO or head of the FD. 

However I had a lovely breakfast of bananas and Greek yogurt this morning it has made my day.

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Following BB's rule, it would all be fertiliser anyway ... speaking of which, the roses are looking promising after the recent rain.

[daisycutter 30,021]

  On 02/09/2017 at 02:38, Red and Bluebeard said:

You left out rounding up the alpacas ...

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think we can leave that to uncle bitters, r&b........at least on a day when he is sober

is a group of alpacas a pac or a flock?

[Redleg 42,181]

  On 02/09/2017 at 02:36, Red and Bluebeard said:

There's always next year ...

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When have I heard that before?

[beelzebub 23,392]

  On 02/09/2017 at 03:05, Redleg said:

When have I heard that before?

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last year !! yuck yuck 

[bjDee 1,249]

  On 02/09/2017 at 01:06, Redleg said:

Maybe the players will rebuild the house, while they are attempting to rebuild our trust in them.

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They can start by using the brick that clocked Salem in the head in last year's pre season.....I never want to see that lazy brick get carried around again.  Pull your finger out, brick!

And while we're at it, can we throw into the foundations some of the useless witches hats that took to the ground against Norf and the Pies?  

[Moonshadow 17,678]

I've heard it's now a tent they train down

[Redleg 42,181]

  On 02/09/2017 at 03:52, Moonshadow said:

I've heard it's now a tent they train down

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They would have more luck training down an igloo in the sahara.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

  On 02/09/2017 at 02:44, daisycutter said:

think we can leave that to uncle bitters, r&b........at least on a day when he is sober

is a group of alpacas a pac or a flock?

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A very vulgar post dc.

One does not round up alpacas. One addresses them by name and requests their attendance.

BTW. Collective noun for alpacas is a herd but some of them find this offensive due to its bovine connotations. 

[daisycutter 30,021]

  On 02/09/2017 at 06:44, Bitter but optimistic said:

A very vulgar post dc.

One does not round up alpacas. One addresses them by name and requests their attendance.

BTW. Collective noun for alpacas is a herd but some of them find this offensive due to its bovine connotations. 

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Uncle, a swine of alpacas would seem most appropriate despite the porcine association

There again, given that the lads are now fully integrated aussies maybe a mob of alpacas?

or....it has come to my attention that alpacas are noted for their gender fluidity, so a rainbow of alpacas would be more in keeping with the times

[daisycutter 30,021]

biffo will be pleased to know he has reached immortality. the new Aussie Scrabble edition now allows aussie words such as ..........you guessed it......"biffo" along with other stalwarts such as "strewth" and "bonzer"

millenials will need to consult dr. google though

[Biffen 12,949]

Grouse news DC.

Totes stoked okker has gone Ridgey ridge.

Fully sick mate.

[daisycutter 30,021]

  On 03/09/2017 at 05:09, Biffen said:

Grouse news DC.

Totes stoked okker has gone Ridgey ridge.

Fully sick mate.

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good'un, cobber 

[Biffen 12,949]

  On 03/09/2017 at 05:53, daisycutter said:

good'un, cobber 

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When a word you put down gets rejected in scrabble the best policy is to just tip the whole board over.

My diarrhoea is often refused.

 

[daisycutter 30,021]

  On 03/09/2017 at 07:56, Biffen said:

When a word you put down gets rejected in scrabble the best policy is to just tip the whole board over.

My diarrhoea is often refused.

 

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bit like the casey development team today, biffo, they didn't just win they diarrhoead it in

[Moonshadow 17,678]

  On 03/09/2017 at 07:56, Biffen said:

When a word you put down gets rejected in scrabble the best policy is to just tip the whole board over.

My diarrhoea is often refused.

 

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Not often enough Biff

[daisycutter 30,021]

  On 03/09/2017 at 10:40, Moonshadow said:

Not often enough Biff

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no need to get poopy,  moonie

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

  On 03/09/2017 at 00:32, daisycutter said:

 

Uncle, a swine of alpacas would seem most appropriate despite the porcine association

There again, given that the lads are now fully integrated aussies maybe a mob of alpacas?

or....it has come to my attention that alpacas are noted for their gender fluidity, so a rainbow of alpacas would be more in keeping with the times

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A "rainbow" ...............mmmmm.

Since an unfortunate incident with some females the lads have been banned from  shows so they have led something of a monastic lifestyle.

I suppose such situations could give rise to ....err .. ambidextrism.

In a blokey and wholesome way off course.

Edited September 3, 2017 by Bitter but optimistic

[old dee 24,084]

 Breaking NEWS!

Supermarkets out my way are engaging in a price war on the noble fruit.

67 cents / KG this morning.

[daisycutter 30,021]

  On 05/09/2017 at 00:53, old dee said:

 Breaking NEWS!

Supermarkets out my way are engaging in a price war on the noble fruit.

67 cents / KG this morning.

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[hemingway 7,633]

  On 05/09/2017 at 00:53, old dee said:

 Breaking NEWS!

Supermarkets out my way are engaging in a price war on the noble fruit.

67 cents / KG this morning.

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OD is there any other fruit you consume?  Surely there is another fruit you can glorify?  

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

  On 05/09/2017 at 01:42, hemingway said:

OD is there any other fruit you consume?  Surely there is another fruit you can glorify?  

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Don't know about od but I'm rather partial to a sweet little peach on occasion.

[beelzebub 23,392]

  On 05/09/2017 at 01:42, hemingway said:

OD is there any other fruit you consume?  Surely there is another fruit you can glorify?  

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Well we know you're rather partial to Grapefruits !!

[hemingway 7,633]

  On 05/09/2017 at 01:56, beelzebub said:

Well we know you're rather partial to Grapefruits !!

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And a couple of other peccadillos but nothing to match BB0 tastes. 

[old dee 24,084]

  On 05/09/2017 at 01:42, hemingway said:

OD is there any other fruit you consume?  Surely there is another fruit you can glorify?  

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Plenty Ernest but none better and after all this was originally a thread dedicated to bananas.

[old dee 24,084]

  On 05/09/2017 at 01:56, beelzebub said:

Well we know you're rather partial to Grapefruits !!

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Grapefruit bb! That is the greatest waste of stomach space since tripe. That is of course if you can get it past your tongue.