On 26/06/2017 at 11:55 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Things are quiet on this thread ATM

I'd just like to let my many fans know that I successfully negotiated the perils of Borneo and am currently residing in colonial opulence in Singapore   The servants are satisfactory and my guts is returning  to a healthily bloated profile   Unfortunately the tinea is also ( along with a few other fungi I fear).

I have given up on Redleg's "cure" but I met a local lady who runs an establishment that guarantees satisfaction   I am confident of a happy resolution

 

 

 

Give my warmest to the Park Orchard shoppers.

Pop into the cricket club for  elevenses and give my regards to the bellboy at Raffles old pip.

Will see you on return and remember to tape up the package BEFORE inserting it- not afterwards like last time.

On 27/06/2017 at 3:59 AM, old dee said:

Is it just me?

I find Demonland so busy that I don't have the time to keep up with the number of threads and the volume of traffic.

I have to a large extent given up trying.

Is it just me?

 

There is only one thread you need concern yourself with and you are on it. 

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

There is only one thread you need concern yourself with and you are on it. 

I suspect you are right on the money Mr.Leg.

Having a listen now to last night's podcast with Andy and WJ. Interesting to hear Old Dee and Beelzebub referred to as the old guard, and of the demise of Wong's in Glenhuntly Road. What other pearls of wisdom will be revealed, I wonder?

Bitter in Bangers 

A very seedy bitter  I have club privileges at my Bangkok inn - free booze at the rooftop bar  Made a welter of it last night . Guts full of beer and into the red. An ordinary Chianti that became outstanding after about 6 glasses  The staff applauded me as they hadn't seen so much booze quaffed since a sumo visited a few years ago  A quiet chunder into the pot plants wasn't so well received 

And some very good news! The tinea is in full retreat! A visit to the "Doctor Fish" did the business . It was an epic battle but the little B lighters stuck to their task manfully. Heavy casualties though as a good proportion of them ended belly up  Nevertheless Bitter's pinkies are currently pink

Anyway toodlepip as I'm of to a place called "Soi Cowboy "   I believe there is a rodeo or some similar attraction 

On 6/29/2017 at 8:31 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

Having a listen now to last night's podcast with Andy and WJ. Interesting to hear Old Dee and Beelzebub referred to as the old guard, and of the demise of Wong's in Glenhuntly Road. What other pearls of wisdom will be revealed, I wonder?

dunno...have to listen to it now...lol

No Wongs..... has Red recovered ? 

 

Where would we be without "T and B"? On the dunny, says I

15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bitter in Bangers 

A very seedy bitter  I have club privileges at my Bangkok inn - free booze at the rooftop bar  Made a welter of it last night . Guts full of beer and into the red. An ordinary Chianti that became outstanding after about 6 glasses  The staff applauded me as they hadn't seen so much booze quaffed since a sumo visited a few years ago  A quiet chunder into the pot plants wasn't so well received 

And some very good news! The tinea is in full retreat! A visit to the "Doctor Fish" did the business . It was an epic battle but the little B lighters stuck to their task manfully. Heavy casualties though as a good proportion of them ended belly up  Nevertheless Bitter's pinkies are currently pink

Anyway toodlepip as I'm of to a place called "Soi Cowboy "   I believe there is a rodeo or some similar attraction 

Last time there i was curious to try the 'fish fetish' but thought to self , so little is as described in good ol' BKK that I decided to leave all well alone.

16 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Anyway toodlepip as I'm of to a place called "Soi Cowboy "   I believe there is a rodeo or some similar attraction 

We're you riding or were you ridden? 

8 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Last time there i was curious to try the 'fish fetish' but thought to self , so little is as described in good ol' BKK that I decided to leave all well alone.

It was a life changing experience bb! A miracle 

7 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

We're you riding or were you ridden? 

 I was cracking the whip !!!!!

8 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It was a life changing experience bb! A miracle 

 I was cracking the whip !!!!!

I do hope the poor staff at that establishment had some form of protection.

We all know what an infectious personality you have.

On 01/07/2017 at 10:02 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bitter in Bangers 

A very seedy bitter  I have club privileges at my Bangkok inn - free booze at the rooftop bar  Made a welter of it last night . Guts full of beer and into the red. An ordinary Chianti that became outstanding after about 6 glasses  The staff applauded me as they hadn't seen so much booze quaffed since a sumo visited a few years ago  A quiet chunder into the pot plants wasn't so well received 

And some very good news! The tinea is in full retreat! A visit to the "Doctor Fish" did the business . It was an epic battle but the little B lighters stuck to their task manfully. Heavy casualties though as a good proportion of them ended belly up  Nevertheless Bitter's pinkies are currently pink

Anyway toodlepip as I'm of to a place called "Soi Cowboy "   I believe there is a rodeo or some similar attraction 

Uncle Bitters re: " Soi Cowboy" was that a casual bring your own six gun, put on your ten gallon hat, plus spurs and where are your 'chaps'  night out or was more formal evening attire jodpurs and a malacca cane de-rigueur? pip pip!

7 hours ago, Tilbrooktorpedo said:

Uncle Bitters re: " Soi Cowboy" was that a casual bring your own six gun, put on your ten gallon hat, plus spurs and where are your 'chaps'  night out or was more formal evening attire jodpurs and a malacca cane de-rigueur? pip pip!

Well ... torp, dress code didn't seem to be an issue.

As to the ambience ..... hmmm let me say, I felt just as comfortable as if I was at home at The Manor.

 

Has anyone seen Ernest lately? I have been sitting on a daiquiri for hours here in Manly at Hemingways, still hasn't shown up.  

6 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

 

Has anyone seen Ernest lately? I have been sitting on a daiquiri for hours here in Manly at Hemingways, still hasn't shown up.  

I did add a photo but it just collapses into an imagepeg, not the first time? 

Edited July 8, 20178 yr by Earl Hood

16 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

 

Has anyone seen Ernest lately? I have been sitting on a daiquiri for hours here in Manly at Hemingways, still hasn't shown up.  

I believe he is dead Earl.

8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I believe he is dead Earl.

Good point Uncle but then who is the Ernest who keeps posting with us? I am starting to think Twilight Zone stuff myself. Come to think about it, while I was on my 5th daiquiri at Hemingway's I saw this guy in the corner, in the shadows with black hair smoking a cigarette and talking to a camera I couldn't see! 

Time for me to get out of Manly I think. 

1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

Good point Uncle but then who is the Ernest who keeps posting with us? I am starting to think Twilight Zone stuff myself. Come to think about it, while I was on my 5th daiquiri at Hemingway's I saw this guy in the corner, in the shadows with black hair smoking a cigarette and talking to a camera I couldn't see! 

Time for me to get out of Manly I think. 

Yes  back to the warm embrace of your Fitzroy enclave Earl.

There is a limit to venturing into dangerous teritory

Womens tennis is good for one thing, and one thing only.  But that one thing is not so good for my eyesight so I have been told.

On the flip side, I could hear a cat fart 3 blocks down from my place.

2 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Good point Uncle but then who is the Ernest who keeps posting with us? I am starting to think Twilight Zone stuff myself. Come to think about it, while I was on my 5th daiquiri at Hemingway's I saw this guy in the corner, in the shadows with black hair smoking a cigarette and talking to a camera I couldn't see! 

Time for me to get out of Manly I think. 

Head towards womanly, Earl.

Balance your inner chi.

Ohmmmmm....

13 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Head towards womanly, Earl.

Balance your inner chi.

Ohmmmmm....

warning moonie.........your game is up, mate

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Mooning is now illegal in Victoria with those who bare their bums facing up to two months behind bars from July 1.

The law is part of an overhaul of 50 sexual offences designed to crackdown on offensive and abusive behaviour while modernising police powers.

First-time offenders will face a maximum of two months in jail while repeat offenders face up to six months.

Changes to the Crimes Amendment (Sexual Offences) Act 2016 describes mooning as someone exposing their rear end.

 

18 hours ago, daisycutter said:

warning moonie.........your game is up, mate

 

I just have wonder if the size of the bum has any impact on the sentence dc?

Perhaps Red could provide a legal opinion for us.

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I just have wonder if the size of the bum has any impact on the sentence dc?

Perhaps Red could provide a legal opinion for us.

i think it's one day jail per cm of exposed crack, uncle

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

i think it's one day jail per cm of exposed crack, uncle

Does that include a 'pressed ham' dc?

18 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Does that include a 'pressed ham' dc?

i think that comes under a different law, moonie. mr 'redlube' leg would be the expert on that