On 18 June 2017 at 10:22 AM, Moonshadow said:

Are you taking your team of servants Uncle? Must be expensive to take such a large entourage. Lucky you are filthy rich...

Not that it's any of your business Moonie but I left the lazy buggers at home. They are a grieving over the maid it seems.

thought I might help out a few of the local poor folk but they are useless

Here I am in the wilds of Borneo ( only 4.5 star - can you believe) and when I request a red they serve up some Malbec cross bred from Argy land.Didn't Maggie teach them anything?

At least you can get a decent Rattan here, so I'll be handing out some jolly good thrashings

When one says Colonies...one means ?

So hard to keep up these days what !

23 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Not that it's any of your business Moonie but I left the lazy buggers at home. They are a grieving over the maid it seems.

thought I might help out a few of the local poor folk but they are useless

Here I am in the wilds of Borneo ( only 4.5 star - can you believe) and when I request a red they serve up some Malbec cross bred from Argy land.Didn't Maggie teach them anything?

At least you can get a decent Rattan here, so I'll be handing out some jolly good thrashings

What is this anti Argentinian Malbec diatribe I am witnessing Uncle. Think yourself lucky to be offered such a luxury in the third world. Invariably drinkable in my experience. 

1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

What is this anti Argentinian Malbec diatribe I am witnessing Uncle. Think yourself lucky to be offered such a luxury in the third world. Invariably drinkable in my experience. 

Thought you'd be a VB man Earl. 

(written in sarcasm font)

11 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

What is this anti Argentinian Malbec diatribe I am witnessing Uncle. Think yourself lucky to be offered such a luxury in the third world. Invariably drinkable in my experience. 

Malbec! Bah! Leave it to those gaucho sheilas

l realise you have close connections to the 'old country' Earl but jingoism must come first

it is the sacred responsibility of Aussie blokes to slurp Shiraz at all times - except in times of urgent need when any slurp will suffice

Wouldn't mind some poetic justice tonight, seeing Shuey limp off, not to return, with a hammy or whatever, at the 2 minute mark of the first quarter.

On 23/06/2017 at 10:07 PM, Redleg said:

Wouldn't mind some poetic justice tonight, seeing Shuey limp off, not to return, with a hammy or whatever, at the 2 minute mark of the first quarter.

See that Shuey didn't limp off,  but he did have a fairly quiet night for him. Some poetic justice. 

Things are quiet on this thread ATM

I'd just like to let my many fans know that I successfully negotiated the perils of Borneo and am currently residing in colonial opulence in Singapore   The servants are satisfactory and my guts is returning  to a healthily bloated profile   Unfortunately the tinea is also ( along with a few other fungi I fear).

I have given up on Redleg's "cure" but I met a local lady who runs an establishment that guarantees satisfaction   I am confident of a happy resolution

 

 

 

Is it just me?

I find Demonland so busy that I don't have the time to keep up with the number of threads and the volume of traffic.

I have to a large extent given up trying.

Is it just me?

 

1 hour ago, old dee said:

Is it just me?

I find Demonland so busy that I don't have the time to keep up with the number of threads and the volume of traffic.

I have to a large extent given up trying.

Is it just me?

 

just getting old, od

13 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

just getting old, od

No doubt about that dc!

On 6/6/2017 at 9:05 PM, Biffen said:

Bad news for Moon and his colleagues.

Mastabatory breaks are about to be enshrined in the British workplace agreements.

As if they don't exist already.

 

It's the British way. Australia has inherited so much from the same British model, my dear friend.

Bold prediction - 

Both Melbourne and GWS will score the magical 200 points in a game in 2018.  GWS will do it twice.

On 6/11/2017 at 6:28 PM, Redleg said:

Smear crushed banana between your toes and goodbye tinea.

Taking a moment to confirm Redleg's background is law, not medicine.

I mean, obviously you're thinking of the remarkably similar treatment for tinnitus.

26 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

Bold prediction - 

Both Melbourne and GWS will score the magical 200 points in a game in 2018.  GWS will do it twice.

Bold prediction 

Only Melbourne will do it against them in 2017 twice.

August 5 & September 30

On 26/06/2017 at 11:55 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Things are quiet on this thread ATM

I'd just like to let my many fans know that I successfully negotiated the perils of Borneo and am currently residing in colonial opulence in Singapore   The servants are satisfactory and my guts is returning  to a healthily bloated profile   Unfortunately the tinea is also ( along with a few other fungi I fear).

I have given up on Redleg's "cure" but I met a local lady who runs an establishment that guarantees satisfaction   I am confident of a happy resolution

 

 

 

Give my warmest to the Park Orchard shoppers.

Pop into the cricket club for  elevenses and give my regards to the bellboy at Raffles old pip.

Will see you on return and remember to tape up the package BEFORE inserting it- not afterwards like last time.

On 27/06/2017 at 3:59 AM, old dee said:

Is it just me?

I find Demonland so busy that I don't have the time to keep up with the number of threads and the volume of traffic.

I have to a large extent given up trying.

Is it just me?

 

There is only one thread you need concern yourself with and you are on it. 

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

There is only one thread you need concern yourself with and you are on it. 

I suspect you are right on the money Mr.Leg.

Having a listen now to last night's podcast with Andy and WJ. Interesting to hear Old Dee and Beelzebub referred to as the old guard, and of the demise of Wong's in Glenhuntly Road. What other pearls of wisdom will be revealed, I wonder?

Bitter in Bangers 

A very seedy bitter  I have club privileges at my Bangkok inn - free booze at the rooftop bar  Made a welter of it last night . Guts full of beer and into the red. An ordinary Chianti that became outstanding after about 6 glasses  The staff applauded me as they hadn't seen so much booze quaffed since a sumo visited a few years ago  A quiet chunder into the pot plants wasn't so well received 

And some very good news! The tinea is in full retreat! A visit to the "Doctor Fish" did the business . It was an epic battle but the little B lighters stuck to their task manfully. Heavy casualties though as a good proportion of them ended belly up  Nevertheless Bitter's pinkies are currently pink

Anyway toodlepip as I'm of to a place called "Soi Cowboy "   I believe there is a rodeo or some similar attraction 

On 6/29/2017 at 8:31 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

Having a listen now to last night's podcast with Andy and WJ. Interesting to hear Old Dee and Beelzebub referred to as the old guard, and of the demise of Wong's in Glenhuntly Road. What other pearls of wisdom will be revealed, I wonder?

dunno...have to listen to it now...lol

No Wongs..... has Red recovered ? 

 

Where would we be without "T and B"? On the dunny, says I

15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bitter in Bangers 

A very seedy bitter  I have club privileges at my Bangkok inn - free booze at the rooftop bar  Made a welter of it last night . Guts full of beer and into the red. An ordinary Chianti that became outstanding after about 6 glasses  The staff applauded me as they hadn't seen so much booze quaffed since a sumo visited a few years ago  A quiet chunder into the pot plants wasn't so well received 

And some very good news! The tinea is in full retreat! A visit to the "Doctor Fish" did the business . It was an epic battle but the little B lighters stuck to their task manfully. Heavy casualties though as a good proportion of them ended belly up  Nevertheless Bitter's pinkies are currently pink

Anyway toodlepip as I'm of to a place called "Soi Cowboy "   I believe there is a rodeo or some similar attraction 

Last time there i was curious to try the 'fish fetish' but thought to self , so little is as described in good ol' BKK that I decided to leave all well alone.

16 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Anyway toodlepip as I'm of to a place called "Soi Cowboy "   I believe there is a rodeo or some similar attraction 

We're you riding or were you ridden? 

8 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Last time there i was curious to try the 'fish fetish' but thought to self , so little is as described in good ol' BKK that I decided to leave all well alone.

It was a life changing experience bb! A miracle 

7 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

We're you riding or were you ridden? 

 I was cracking the whip !!!!!