40 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Recidivist relapser = redundancy? Sorry to get all grammatical but we do need to lift this thread back to its former lofty heights! Ummh is that also a redundancy? 

 

not necessarily redundant, earl. a recidivist serial-relapser would be a redundancy. now you have placed me in high dudgeon

Bad news for Moon and his colleagues.

Mastabatory breaks are about to be enshrined in the British workplace agreements.

As if they don't exist already.

 

2 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Recidivist relapser = redundancy? Sorry to get all grammatical but we do need to lift this thread back to its former lofty heights! Ummh is that also a redundancy? 

 

Sorry to interrupt but would appear to be a tautology.

Lofty heights would seem to be more of a redundancy 

Apologies

On 05/06/2017 at 9:54 PM, Earl Hood said:

Has this thread reached its nadir? Talk of ablutions, nasty stains, I mean really. I think of the halcyon days on this thread when I could converse with the likes of Hemingway, BB, Moons, even DC occasionally or Uncle about the political situation in Cuba and other parts of Central America or the world in general at an adult level and feel we were adding our bit to the sum total of human knowledge. Well those days seem to be passed us now with this talk of toilets and ablutions! 

Where to from here for this thread I ask?  

Well, Earl, as is plastered in probably every footy shed in the land, "When the going gets tough, the tough get going". So how about some leadership from the supposedly upper-class amongst us? Where is the latest epic description of the difficulties faced by an entrepreneur such as yourself in fair-trade single-origin banana smoothies made from low-fat ingredients? Or gluten-free cronuts sourced sustainably? Or the dramas caused by Conchita in parts far-flung when attempting to organise your latest tour of archaelogically interesting sh!tholes with cheap food and passable coffee? Or the stress caused by the lack of the right kind of chamois required to clean the towball on the Rolls?

Come on man, step up!

8 hours ago, Redleg said:

This week we play the successful club that Dunn and Adams play for.

Ya not forgetin how high he flies ?

8 hours ago, dpositive said:

Sorry to interrupt but would appear to be a tautology.

Lofty heights would seem to be more of a redundancy 

Apologies

Where is Hemingway when I need him? We need a ruling on this important issue! 

22 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Well, Earl, as is plastered in probably every footy shed in the land, "When the going gets tough, the tough get going". So how about some leadership from the supposedly upper-class amongst us? Where is the latest epic description of the difficulties faced by an entrepreneur such as yourself in fair-trade single-origin banana smoothies made from low-fat ingredients? Or gluten-free cronuts sourced sustainably? Or the dramas caused by Conchita in parts far-flung when attempting to organise your latest tour of archaelogically interesting sh!tholes with cheap food and passable coffee? Or the stress caused by the lack of the right kind of chamois required to clean the towball on the Rolls?

Come on man, step up!

Geez R&BB, you have surpassed yourself. That's got to be the best - hard ball get - in and under - contested possession - disposal efficient - metres gained - rated post you have ever written.  I'd like to see your champion data stats at the end of play.

Hats off to you, and beards off too!  Well done fella. 

11 minutes ago, bjDee said:

Geez R&BB, you have surpassed yourself. That's got to be the best - hard ball get - in and under - contested possession - disposal efficient - metres gained - rated post you have ever written.  I'd like to see your champion data stats at the end of play.

Hats off to you, and beards off too!  Well done fella. 

has r&b become demonland's very own cicero?

On Tuesday, June 06, 2017 at 9:05 PM, Biffen said:

Bad news for Moon and his colleagues.

Mastabatory breaks are about to be enshrined in the British workplace agreements.

As if they don't exist already.

 

Summarises your life Biff

1 hour ago, bjDee said:

Geez R&BB, you have surpassed yourself. That's got to be the best - hard ball get - in and under - contested possession - disposal efficient - metres gained - rated post you have ever written.  I'd like to see your champion data stats at the end of play.

Hats off to you, and beards off too!  Well done fella. 

Thanks. Anyone can have a bad day ...

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

has r&b become demonland's very own cicero?

Just warn me if you identify demonland's very own Mark Antony ...

Used to think we played our best footy at the G, not so sure anymore.

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Used to think we played our best footy at the G, not so sure anymore.

Red, I'm not sure of anything anymore - form, the rules, politics, financial prospects, a cure for tinea, my testosterone levels ...etc. etc.

6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red, I'm not sure of anything anymore - form, the rules, politics, financial prospects, a cure for tinea, my testosterone levels ...etc. etc.

Smear crushed banana between your toes and goodbye tinea.

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Smear crushed banana between your toes and goodbye tinea.

Have you had experience in this matter Red or is this hearsay?

I ask, because I tried a similar cure for another ..... err ..personal affliction and it failed miserably. And ..what's more ...it made people think I had personal hygiene issues.

 

If you go to the ancient tibetan book of fruit cures for man's ailments, you will find it there.  

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Smear crushed banana between your toes and goodbye tinea.

If you gargle the crushed banana afterwards it also cures mouth and throat ulcers.

Edited June 11, 20178 yr by Ethan Tremblay

38 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

If you gargle the crushed banana afterwards it also cures mouth ulcers and threat ulcers.

In your case Ethan, I am certain you are speaking from experience.

16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

In your case Ethan, I am certain you are speaking from experience.

it's true, uncle. linda l swore by it

13 hours ago, daisycutter said:

it's true, uncle. linda l swore by it

Jeez dc you're drawing on an historical example there.

On 6/12/2017 at 9:41 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Jeez dc you're drawing on an historical example there.

How is the crushed banana remedy going on the tinea?

9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

How is the crushed banana remedy going on the tinea?

Well I can't really make a fair assessment Red.

I had the maid apply it once but she became violently ill during the process and I haven't seen her since.

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I can't really make a fair assessment Red.

I had the maid apply it once but she became violently ill during the process and I haven't seen her since.

It's hard to find good help.

Hi All

Did someone say the word bananas?

 

1 minute ago, DemonFrog said:

Hi All

Did someone say the word bananas?

 

Yes Woody Allen.