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8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Been a mixed week so far for poor old Uncle Bitter.

1.I'm helping Biffen tidy up some of his messy business interests. Interesting but his promise of financial reward seems unlikely.

2. Visited my GP today and she advised me not to make any long term plans.

3.Finally some mirth. Pendles and his missus named their sprog "Jax" . FM where does that come from? I suppose the filth supporters will consider it sophisticated. Jax!!! FMD!!

that's apple iphone auto-predictive text for you, uncle

next they'll do away with teachers ......... just plug babies directly into a computer at birth and leave it to dr google and professor apple

and names will be replaced by numbers (just like footballers)

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    33 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    that's apple iphone auto-predictive text for you, uncle

    next they'll do away with teachers ......... just plug babies directly into a computer at birth and leave it to dr google and professor apple

    and names will be replaced by numbers (just like footballers)

    Arrgh!  Time to open another Shiraz.

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Been a mixed week so far for poor old Uncle Bitter.

    1.I'm helping Biffen tidy up some of his messy business interests. Interesting but his promise of financial reward seems unlikely.

    2. Visited my GP today and she advised me not to make any long term plans.

    3.Finally some mirth. Pendles and his missus named their sprog "Jax" . FM where does that come from? I suppose the filth supporters will consider it sophisticated. Jax!!! FMD!!

    Is she intending to whisk you away Uncle?

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I could cope with that.

    Make sure your passport is up to date and that your date is passable (in a doctor way)

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I wonder which Melbourne will turn up on sunday.

    The Norf one, and hopefully the Real one. 

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    On ‎5‎/‎17‎/‎2017 at 10:08 PM, Moonshadow said:

    Make sure your passport is up to date and that your date is passable (in a doctor way)

    Good Lord!!

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    Just finished the week attempting to help Biffen tidy up his affairs at the Gat.

    It's cost me fuel for the Merc, tolls, lunches etc. Plus the physical burden of moving his equipment.

    Neither a word of thanks nor any of his promised recompense.

    [censored] ingrate!

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    It's been a bad week for me too Uncle. A slight accident on the way home yesterday, taking a short cut via Merri Creek. 

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    Toiges fans will be doing their 'nana tonight. 

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    Well we can now wash ourselves of that silly game of football for the year. Was intruding on the serious pursuits; crosswords  jigsaws and truffle hunting.

    Word from brethren north is the yellow cropping not as harshly affected by nasty weather as possibly might have been but dont expect cheap fruit. 

    Might buy and freeze...one needs a supply for daiquiris ;)

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    Thinking of putting anyone on DL who tips us to win any game on ignore.

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    6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Thinking of putting anyone on DL who tips us to win any game on ignore.

    Don't think .... Do !!

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    On Monday, May 15, 2017 at 10:43 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You work in an asylum laze?

    Close enough!

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    Dear Uncle I got given a home made Shiraz called "Dirty Olman", circa 2011 I have had a glass of this previous and it tasted great. Given your social contacts and ability to move in ever diminishing rare circles of confounded conolutions, I wondered being of simlar volition to the main entreaty! Have you ever come across this delicious Drop?

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    12 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Dear Uncle I got given a home made Shiraz called "Dirty Olman", circa 2011 I have had a glass of this previous and it tasted great. Given your social contacts and ability to move in ever diminishing rare circles of confounded conolutions, I wondered being of simlar volition to the main entreaty! Have you ever come across this delicious Drop?

    Well picket, I've been called a "Dirty Olman" on more occasions than I can remember but, as to that particular libation, the answer is no.

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    32 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Dear Uncle I got given a home made Shiraz called "Dirty Olman", circa 2011 I have had a glass of this previous and it tasted great. Given your social contacts and ability to move in ever diminishing rare circles of confounded conolutions, I wondered being of simlar volition to the main entreaty! Have you ever come across this delicious Drop?

    Que? Too many ...tions and ....treaty's for me to follow. I gather this about some cheap red? 

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    On 5/19/2017 at 7:56 PM, Earl Hood said:

     

    It's been a bad week for me too Uncle. A slight accident on the way home yesterday, taking a short cut via Merri Creek. 

    were you in a steam boat?

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    25 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well picket, I've been called a "Dirty Olman" on more occasions than I can remember but, as to that particular libation, the answer is no.

    Try a Cabernet next time. Has much superior genetic cache. Stop slumming in lowly Shiraz land. 

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    On 5/18/2017 at 0:43 PM, Redleg said:

    I wonder which Melbourne will turn up on sunday.

    The not switched on one.

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    13 minutes ago, dieter said:

    Try a Cabernet next time. Has much superior genetic cache. Stop slumming in lowly Shiraz land. 

    Wash your mouth out with caustic soda skinny - shiraz is the king of wines.

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    21 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Que? Too many ...tions and ....treaty's for me to follow. I gather this about some cheap red? 

    I can't imagine picket drinking anything but cheap red Earl. After all, he is not of the genteel class.

    Still we must indulge the hoi polloi from time to time I suppose

     

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