19 hours ago, Biffen said:

Already been done Dino.

They've named it "Sydney".

And a complete and permanent conqest it was. Not much to pillage not a Lindisfarne in sight.

 

 

Some real scatter brains here

12 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

Someone is down in the dumps

Back from your visit to see the relos in Cameroonia, Maple?

2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Some real scatter brains here

And?

10 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Some real scatter brains here

I see what you did there BB.....

11 hours ago, bjDee said:

I see what you did there BB.....

Some didn't lol 

2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Some didn't lol 

Some chose not to. We are Melbourne Football Club supporters. What would we know of the habits of the lowlifers?

3 minutes ago, dieter said:

Some chose not to. We are Melbourne Football Club supporters. What would we know of the habits of the lowlifers?

like this one, dieter? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4131214/Woman-dubbed-ice-cream-killer-moved-MALE-hospital.html

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

like this one, dieter? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4131214/Woman-dubbed-ice-cream-killer-moved-MALE-hospital.html

So, what's not to like about her? One less Ice cream salesman in the world? And the first husband? Well, apparently the klutz kept overcooking the asparagus.

7 minutes ago, dieter said:

So, what's not to like about her? One less Ice cream salesman in the world? And the first husband? Well, apparently the klutz kept overcooking the asparagus.

well for one, her name. Estibaliz Carranza is a very strange germanic name for an austrian

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

well for one, her name. Estibaliz Carranza is a very strange germanic name for an austrian

Read the fine print, DC, ignore the salacious pictures, she's a Spanish National, of Mexican descent.

Apparently into ice cream and concrete.

So much so for being a 'Used Ice Cream' salesman.

21 minutes ago, dieter said:

Read the fine print, DC, ignore the salacious pictures, she's a Spanish National, of Mexican descent.

Apparently into ice cream and concrete.

So much so for being a 'Used Ice Cream' salesman.

yep, a strange place, austria, dieter. almost as weird as the "most liveable city in the world"  that will teach us for naming the country after that place 

It occurs to me that this thread is possibly the only one that can't be derailed. I mean, how could you tell ? 

35 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

It occurs to me that this thread is possibly the only one that can't be derailed. I mean, how could you tell ? 

That is the wisest thing said on Demonland so far in 2017. In fact it could  take the crown for 2017.

6 minutes ago, old dee said:

That is the wisest thing said on Demonland so far in 2017. In fact it could  take the crown for 2017.

this thread is definitely the wisest thread on demonland, so that is no surprise, od

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

this thread is definitely the wisest thread on demonland, so that is no surprise, od

Non arguement from me dc.

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

yep, a strange place, austria, dieter. almost as weird as the "most liveable city in the world"  that will teach us for naming the country after that place 

Yes, strange place. I was born there, fled when I was two. Then my parents thought they were going back but forgot about the difference a consonant and a vowel or two makes. Ended up among the Scotch thistled paddocks and outside dunnies of North Sunshine ( So we're back in Scatland.) 

I've never recovered.

Edited January 20, 20179 yr by dieter

2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

It occurs to me that this thread is possibly the only one that can't be derailed. I mean, how could you tell ? 

I guess it could be railed, though, by mention of a certain GWS player ...

8 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

I guess it could be railed, though, by mention of a certain GWS player ...

Be very very careful!

4 hours ago, dieter said:

Yes, strange place. I was born there, fled when I was two. Then my parents thought they were going back but forgot about the difference a consonant and a vowel or two makes. Ended up among the Scotch thistled paddocks and outside dunnies of North Sunshine ( So we're back in Scatland.) 

I've never recovered.

Most of you have missed the great literary genius behind this post. And English is not my mother tongue. Ah, the poetry and symbolism, Scot, Scat, the simple fact that a german knows the difference between a vowel and a consonant...

Pearls before pork munchers, and those who abhor the meat because in the olden days it rotted before a sheep or a cow or a horse or a camel or a donkey did. A refrigerator would have changed the kosher habits and aversions of all Semitic people, their Muslim cousins and brothers and sisters and fathers and mothers included, and given them the benefits of what my favorite Lebanese Deli in Orrong Road used to call 'Kosher Ham.'

 

24 minutes ago, dieter said:

Most of you have missed the great literary genius behind this post. And English is not my mother tongue. Ah, the poetry and symbolism, Scot, Scat, the simple fact that a german knows the difference between a vowel and a consonant...

Pearls before pork munchers, and those who abhor the meat because in the olden days it rotted before a sheep or a cow or a horse or a camel or a donkey did. A refrigerator would have changed the kosher habits and aversions of all Semitic people, their Muslim cousins and brothers and sisters and fathers and mothers included, and given them the benefits of what my favorite Lebanese Deli in Orrong Road used to call 'Kosher Ham.'

 

What I take out of this Dieter, is that you quoted yourself. That is awesome.

Edited January 20, 20179 yr by Ethan Tremblay

24 minutes ago, dieter said:

Most of you have missed the great literary genius behind this post. And English is not my mother tongue. Ah, the poetry and symbolism, Scot, Scat, the simple fact that a german knows the difference between a vowel and a consonant...

Pearls before pork munchers, and those who abhor the meat because in the olden days it rotted before a sheep or a cow or a horse or a camel or a donkey did. A refrigerator would have changed the kosher habits and aversions of all Semitic people, their Muslim cousins and brothers and sisters and fathers and mothers included, and given them the benefits of what my favorite Lebanese Deli in Orrong Road used to call 'Kosher Ham.'

 

you spoke fluent german when you were 2? i'm impressed dieter. of course sunshine was not a good place to learn english so i can sympathise. i grew up with irish parents (what the yanks call "ulster scots") so my english got off to a bad start too, not particularly helped by having german/polish jewish neighbours. still, being able to swear in 4 languages gave me kudos

oh, i forgot and a young viennese migrant couple as neighbours on the other side

Edited January 20, 20179 yr by daisycutter

27 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

What I take out of this Dieter, is that you quoted yourself. That is awesome.

It's a form of auto-didactic proselytizing. FYO.

26 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you spoke fluent german when you were 2? i'm impressed dieter. of course sunshine was not a good place to learn english so i can sympathise. i grew up with irish parents (what the yanks call "ulster scots") so my english got off to a bad start too, not particularly helped by having german/polish jewish neighbours. still, being able to swear in 4 languages gave me kudos

oh, i forgot and a young viennese migrant couple as neighbours on the other side

You sound blessed: being able to swear in 4 languages.

Not even my father swore. Or my mother. I was distinctly underprivileged.

Ah, what treasure, German/Polish/Jewish neighbours.

I had the Morris Family, Doris Morris, who married the two timing Terry Twomey, and Ronald Morris who called me a poofta because I liked Beethoven.

Still, I was able to bowl him out mercilessly when we played cricket, mainly because I was fast and because at that time I was the greatest living German cricketer.

That was after many years of fruitless overs. And, I admit, he kept encouraging me to bowl faster. He had no fear.

Of a tennis ball.

39 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you spoke fluent german when you were 2? i'm impressed dieter. of course sunshine was not a good place to learn english so i can sympathise. i grew up with irish parents (what the yanks call "ulster scots") so my english got off to a bad start too, not particularly helped by having german/polish jewish neighbours. still, being able to swear in 4 languages gave me kudos

oh, i forgot and a young viennese migrant couple as neighbours on the other side

Ah, not to mention the privilege of being an Ulster Scoot, that wonderfully rich cultural ancestry of dwelling in bogs and being sustained by the noble Taittie.

I envy you, most of all, because of that inimitably poetical cascading Irish brogue.

Edited January 20, 20179 yr by dieter