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1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Ah yes dc, the old 'if you don't love it, leave' :)

Exactly what the priest said to the orphans In Ballarat Moons.

Totally unrealistic when all the doors are locked.

 
1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

better than the negative ancestor loathing syndrome of the perpetually aggrieved class, moonie :) :) 

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34 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

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joining the invasion day mob may seem trendy, moonie, but it's not very original and becoming passe. i'm sure you'll take the day off anyway and enjoy yourself. 

 
Just now, daisycutter said:

joining the invasion day mob may seem trendy, moonie, but it's not very original and becoming passe. i'm sure you'll take the day off anyway and enjoy yourself. 

Nice to see you continuing your usual practice of assumption/pigeon holing dc. Sorry to disappoint you, I am neither anti-Australia Day nor anti-immigration. But you keep at it as you seem to be enjoying yourself!

11 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Nice to see you continuing your usual practice of assumption/pigeon holing dc. Sorry to disappoint you, I am neither anti-Australia Day nor anti-immigration. But you keep at it as you seem to be enjoying yourself!

lol, touched a nerve there, moonie :) At least I didn't call you racist or sexist. I'll keep that for a rainy day :o

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35 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

lol, touched a nerve there, moonie :) At least I didn't call you racist or sexist. I'll keep that for a rainy day :o

Oh no, dc, I fully admit to being those, and it's sunny outside! To that list you can add hypocrite, mysogynists, plagiarist, feminist, proctologist, pescatarian, elitist and [insert chosen label here]

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After looking at my spelling, I'd add 'illiterate' as well

3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Oh no, dc, I fully admit to being those, and it's sunny outside! To that list you can add hypocrite, mysogynists, plagiarist, feminist, proctologist, pescatarian, elitist and [insert chosen label here]

damn, i was holding those judgements back, hoping i could surprise you, moonie.   you party-pooper! (you forgot that one, haha)

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

damn, i was holding those judgements back, hoping i could surprise you, moonie.   you party-pooper! (you forgot that one, haha)

Party-pooper is a term of veneration in Germany.

 

 

Welcome back Maple!!

We've missed you.

And Bitters-that was a very quick week.

I'm sure you've been to some dark places since your brutally insensitive typo.

7 hours ago, Biffen said:

They come here in boats,get put in a jail,left to rot and then come out full of bitterness for the govt.

No different from the Irish .

Dats what happens when you deprive a man of the noble variety known as Taities.

3 hours ago, Biffen said:

Party-pooper is a term of veneration in Germany.

 

What would you know about Germans anyway? Apart from wanting to date one...

3 hours ago, Biffen said:

Party-pooper is a term of veneration in Germany.

 

Don Lane turned it into an artform at ch 9

8 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Don Lane turned it into an artform at ch 9

He gave an entirely different meaning to the term "coffee table book".


19 hours ago, Biffen said:

Already been done Dino.

They've named it "Sydney".

And a complete and permanent conqest it was. Not much to pillage not a Lindisfarne in sight.

 

 

Some real scatter brains here

12 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

Someone is down in the dumps

Back from your visit to see the relos in Cameroonia, Maple?

2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Some real scatter brains here

And? :):lol:

10 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Some real scatter brains here

I see what you did there BB.....;)


11 hours ago, bjDee said:

I see what you did there BB.....;)

Some didn't lol :rolleyes:

2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Some didn't lol :rolleyes:

Some chose not to. We are Melbourne Football Club supporters. What would we know of the habits of the lowlifers?

 
7 minutes ago, dieter said:

So, what's not to like about her? One less Ice cream salesman in the world? And the first husband? Well, apparently the klutz kept overcooking the asparagus.

well for one, her name. Estibaliz Carranza is a very strange germanic name for an austrian


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