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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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6 open the doors, I am out of this place. 

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    5 as the ox walks slowly, so does the draft approach.

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    Just received my Demonland merchandise.

    We need merchandise for this thread.

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    5 as the ox walks slowly, so does the draft approach.

    I can see how hard it is to engender any enthusiasm for the draft, as it is pretty meaningless for us. 

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    40 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I can see how hard it is to engender any enthusiasm for the draft, as it is pretty meaningless for us. 

    I thought the Taoist resonances to you last countdown notice were very engaging, Mr Leg. 

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    1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    I don't want to let the cat out of the bag but I can reveal that we're working on the No T$ No B$ straight jacket as we speak.

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    3 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

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    Do they come in XXL?

    Ol wandering hands BBO will need a wider cut as during his enforced absence he has been " emotional binge eating and may need the mid riff " taken out", .

    These jackets may even add to the quality of his posts.

    Im sure he won't waste a letter if typing with a kebab stick.

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    2 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Im sure he won't waste a letter if typing with a kebab stick.

    Now that was really a LOL moment for me.

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    3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

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    Can we purchase a blue and red or a red and blue version? 

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    3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

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    I hope it's leather and comes with matching gimp mask

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    Just now, Moonshadow said:

    I hope it's leather and comes with matching gimp mask

    For you....do you need ask !!

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    4 hours ago, beelzebub said:

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    that must be the predominately white away jacket

    haven't you been listening bub. need a red or inverse one for away jacket

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    Monday 4 what's that, just praise the Lord. 

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    How about these as Thread Merchandise ?

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    Image result for banana clothing

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    20 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    that must be the predominately white away jacket

    haven't you been listening bub. need a red or inverse one for away jacket

    Indeed but DC,,,its white only to emphasise the constraint !! :rolleyes:

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    You're not going to go picture crazy again are you Toady? Remember what happened last time? 

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    3 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    You're not going to go picture crazy again are you Toady? Remember what happened last time? 

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    No!

     

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    3 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    You're not going to go picture crazy again are you Toady? Remember what happened last time? 

    fool

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    3 like feeding a witch to the lions.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    3 like feeding a witch to the lions.

    In a wardrobe? :)

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    12 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    In a wardrobe? :)

    Don't follow the wardrobe bit.

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    16 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Don't follow the wardrobe bit.

    Literary reference: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis. 

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    1 hour ago, Dr John Dee said:

    Literary reference: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis. 

    Aha, I knew I should read books instead of comics.

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    It seems peaceful around here. Stuie is MIA, Ethan seems to be on holiday, I miss footy.

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