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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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15 minutes ago, jackaub said:

Yes Azz good old Big pond Cable old n reliable like me 

Lucky SOB

 

Just saw the intro to landlinearticle on bananas looks particularly relevant.

hoping for a sighting of DLand experts.

On 11/12/2016 at 2:02 PM, daisycutter said:

four [censored] pages! this will be akin to the wanton destruction of the library at alexandria. at least thanks to modern technology we will have the wayback machine

DC, the new library is magnificent, sometimes we need to bulldoze the old to make way for the new.

We have had NBN wifi for ages in sunny outer Mansfield, inner Mansfield suffers with broadband?

 
On 13/11/2016 at 7:34 AM, Redleg said:

12 a bubbly day. 

Not if you're a Benedictine monk

20 hours ago, dpositive said:

Just saw the intro to landlinearticle on bananas looks particularly relevant.

hoping for a sighting of DLand experts.

 

Funghi in the Cavemdish crop. Or Big banana manipulating the market.


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10 but I am not positive. 

2 hours ago, Biffen said:

 

Funghi in the Cavemdish crop. Or Big banana manipulating the market.

Got called out and missed the detail. But the intro showed a rugged looking individual talking of the difficulties that banana growers had faced and the potential of new strains. All sounded familiar having been an avid reader of this thread.

Certainly found that size doesn't matter after tasting the most delightful  fruit purchased from a roadside stand on a road trip through NSW.Small and looked A little green but 6 in the bunch for $3.00.

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

10 but I am not positive. 

so you mean -10, redleg?

 
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5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

so you mean -10, redleg?

No I wasn't shaw. Didn't want to sound like an ass. 

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Wednesday 9- placed on Tuesday because of how slow I am to put it up.


9 hours ago, daisycutter said:

so you mean -10, redleg?

Or -2 for those of us who speak binary ...

On 11/11/2016 at 8:15 AM, bazza226 said:

I am having similar internet issues at work - I have now signed up with TPG for a 10/10Mbps unlimited Gig service for $199/month + GST.

Hopefully that will speed up our system.

Do you know if the service contested?

This thread seems to be a de facto communications ombudsman .

There is a reason the government chooses to deny certain lunatics access to the internet which is why many of you here receive slower connection.

Dr  John may care to elaborate.

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So are there any other runners for our get together annual dinner on the 29th. So far only WJ, Old Dee, Beelzebub and me. 

It is all you can eat Japanese at $30 per head and scintillating Demons discussion.

Let me know on here by next wednesday and I will book for all interested.


10 hours ago, Redleg said:

8 La Bamba.

Funny this year I have little interest in the draft.

This must be how Hawthorn fans have felt for the last decade.

If the results are similar I am in a good space.

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3 hours ago, old dee said:

Funny this year I have little interest in the draft.

This must be how Hawthorn fans have felt for the last decade.

If the results are similar I am in a good space.

You can tell me about it in about 12 days over a beer. 

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

You can tell me about it in about 12 days over a beer. 

 Done!

im interested in a draft   ( BEER that is ) 


10 hours ago, Redleg said:

You can tell me about it in about 12 days over a beer. 

That is either a long story or one very large beer ...

On 16/11/2016 at 9:55 PM, Biffen said:

This thread seems to be a de facto communications ombudsman .

There is a reason the government chooses to deny certain lunatics access to the internet which is why many of you here receive slower connection.

Dr  John may care to elaborate.

Surely Biff you don't think so little of your fellow Demonlanders (or at least your fellow habitués of this thread) as to compare them with the TIO? The TIO has just proved in the last few days how much noise it can make about the number of complaints it has received against the nbn. It is somewhat less voluble about the number of complaints it has resolved (presumably the TIO's job, but maybe not).

You wouldn't find anyone round here just making a noise for the sake of it, I trust.

(My apologies for the lateness of this response btw. It may go without saying that my internet service was, as usual, intermittent most of yesterday. As to the government's part in that I cannot possibly comment without fear of contravening the court order again.)

 

Added: Kudos on the comment on the Goodwin thread btw. Hope it goes well. 

 

8 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

That is either a long story or one very large beer ...

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24 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

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It will be

6 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

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The story will set  longer and more spectacular each day, I am sure ...


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