1 hour ago, Deeman said:

How do guinea fowl taste when cooked?

My dog is clever but cooking is beyond him.

32 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

My dog is clever but cooking is beyond him.

I'm sure he is a complete pervert,a hopeless cook, a liar ,a braggart and scoundrel.

I wonder if he looks like you also?

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well well the unfairness of our world!! Your good Uncle Bitter has been very busy of late - dealing, as an honest toiler does, with the many complexities that life throws up.

And what do I find on a brief visit to Demonland ?

The ever filthy Biffen has had a restful month in rehab. Three squares a day and a comfortable room with a large screen tv while I toil away. Where is the justice in that?

Meanwhile, among my many manorial responsibilities, I am trying to restore neighbourly relations. My loyal hound ( the one who terrorises children on Halloween) went a tad beyond his responsibilities. He decided my neighbour's Guinea Fowl flock needed culling and ... well he proceeded to do so. I must say he displayed a  righteous vigour similar to the moderators on this site.

Well .... as you can guess this caused a few previous neighbourly differences to bubble to the surface again - the missing wine delivery and the "misunderstanding" with his Mrs being foremost.

The honest citizens toil while  the recidivists  like Biffen live the high life.

What a world we live in.

 

What a poultry story. 

18 milkshakes all round. 

13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

18 milkshakes all round. 

banana or vanilla?

On 11/4/2016 at 8:56 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Who are you talking about Azz?

 

Edited November 6, 20169 yr by AzzKikA

14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

18 milkshakes all round. 

Free of added amino acids we hope.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

18 milkshakes all round. 

Do your's bring all the boys to the yard?

17 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Do your's bring all the boys to the yard?

Insert gif.....

I am staying out of this one, way too dangerous.

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

banana or vanilla?

Wash your mouth out dc.

On 04/11/2016 at 0:43 PM, Biffen said:

As usual certain nefarious elements like to mock a man when he is absent for rehabilitation .

I have used my time in the naughty corner to learn another chord which I will be melding in to my repotoire.

Kim Bai yah thankfully requires only 1 chord.  

I have learnt through medititation, moderator , mediation and medication that childish taunts can not upset me.

I am mildly upset that nobody expressed anywhere near enough grief at my enforced absence although the various mental ailments most of you carry must make it difficult to have any regard for anyone  but yourselves.

 

If this is a dig at the self-absorbed narcissists, then I for one resent it !!!!

The latest on BBos dangerous mongrel is that I am lobbying Romsey councill to have it labotomised.

After I explained to them what that meant they could see no reason why not.

 

Either that or we get them both microchipped, saving the parole board the trouble of applying ankle bracelets.

3 minutes ago, Biffen said:

The latest on BBos dangerous mongrel is that I am lobbying Romsey councill to have it labotomised.

After I explained to them what that meant they could see no reason why not.

 

Either that or we get them both microchipped, saving the parole board the trouble of applying ankle bracelets.

Have to be careful where you insert the microchip as many gnaw it out, dogs have been know to do this too.

BBO has never been able to control his mongrel when out in public.

1 hour ago, old dee said:

Wash your mouth out dc.

well we've had 10 years of vanilla, od. but i hope those days are over 

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

well we've had 10 years of vanilla, od. but i hope those days are over 

Some what less than vanilla dc.

I would have thought a S--- sandwich would be closer.

4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

banana or vanilla?

Need you ask. Just had a banana smoothie topped with cinnamon. 

Delicious. 

7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Need you ask. Just had a banana smoothie topped with cinnamon. 

Delicious. 

How does cinnamon improve it?

Serious question.

1 hour ago, old dee said:

How does cinnamon improve it?

Serious question.

Just adds to the taste. Goes well with banana.  

Just now, Redleg said:

Just adds to the taste. Goes well with banana.  

I am not big on Cinnamon Mr. Leg I will take your word for it.

41 minutes ago, old dee said:

I am not big on Cinnamon Mr. Leg I will take your word for it.

Instead of using ground cinnamon maybe try a cinamon stick to stir your banana shake. Subtlety is cinnamon's friend. Or use it as a straw. 

Edited November 7, 20169 yr by Ethan Tremblay

4 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Instead of using ground cinamon maybe try a cinamon stick to stir your banana shake. Subtlety is cinamon's friend. 

Probably why the Yanks coat everything in it ET

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Instead of using ground cinnamon maybe try a cinamon stick to stir your banana shake. Subtlety is cinnamon's friend. Or use it as a straw. 

You're such a metrosexual Eth!

Can you give me some hair styling tips?

4 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

You're such a metrosexual Eth!

Can you give me some hair styling tips?

You have some left!

23 hours ago, Biffen said:

I agree entirely .

 

There is a first time for everything ... :-)