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57 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

I don't care how many we win, as we win 3 or 4 in September...

Now that may be a little grandiose for 2017 R and B.

A slow build to a decade of continuing domination is what I want.

2017 we make 8th with a little luck then a Prelim in 2018 and the GF in 2019.

 

Posted
1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

I don't care how many we win, as we win 3 or 4 in September...

2036?

Posted
2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

2036?

Any year, but 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020 and 2021 will do for starters ...

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Posted
10 hours ago, special robert said:

I no longer want to get in your Merc BBO...but one day... perhaps  .....could I sit in the P76.....please BBO?

Stop your pleading special, I have told you previously, you will not get near my cars until you become rich.

10 hours ago, Redleg said:

No doubt they are attracted to the various fragrances within the car.

How particularly vulgar and lawyerish of you Red!!

9 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Planning my move up North to where there is sun and more sun. I think all I will be getting is a lot of heat and sun. Unfortunately Mrs Frog will remain down South in the cold.

Not sure if there is a TV service where I am going, so I will need you guys to give my detailed match reports for next season and as many banana recipes as you can. As Mrs Frog alway bursts out in laughter when she talks about the MFC so I need more reliable match reports and she also not a big fan of bananas.

From what I have read so far, it appears the MFC will be turning Essendon for next two or three years. Only things missing is Hird and his totally legal supplements program. 2017 should be interesting, OD how many games will the MFC win?

 

 

 

 

What are you doing back here Frogger?

Anyway since you are here, I shall give you the advantage of my expertise with women. Mrs Frog remaining "down South" provides you with the perfect opportunity to organise a second Mrs Frog up north. This is just the beginning Frogger, you can start getting rid of your multiple toilets and have multiple Mrs Frogs instead. Think of the tadpole potential!!!

I had underrated you Frogger. The potential of your move north seems both very clever and unlimited.

Perhaps a future visit from Uncle Bitter would be appropriate?

Posted
13 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

How particularly vulgar and lawyerish of you Red!!

 

Guilty your Bitterness.

Posted
1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now go and give yourself a jolly good flogging RL. If you are uncertain of the correct implements or technique go to an authority you trust - Redtube.

I am familiar with that learned tome and often use it as a precedent authority.

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Redtube ... learned tome.   Have heard them mentioned often as such .....said NO ONE  EVER !!

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Posted
4 hours ago, old dee said:

Now that may be a little grandiose for 2017 R and B.

A slow build to a decade of continuing domination is what I want.

2017 we make 8th with a little luck then a Prelim in 2018 and the GF in 2019.

 

Was anyone else at Subiaco Oval in 2006 to watch the last time the MFC played a finals game?

 

 

Posted
57 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Redtube ... learned tome.   Have heard them mentioned often as such .....said NO ONE  EVER !!

You speaketh as no earthling I have heard.

Posted
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

You speaketh as no earthling I have heard.

So you think he is an alien? How many aliens have you heard? :blink:

Posted
11 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

So you think he is an alien? How many aliens have you heard? :blink:

I have read plenty of posts from them on Demonland.

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Just a couple of quick matters before good old uncle "retires" for the night. (The squeeze is all a flutter over an assault with a crochet hook at the local tatting club and will need ...errrr ..... relaxing)

Anyway to other matters

Where is our Lothario? I suspect that dc actually bravely crossed the Westgate after the gf in the hope of taking advantage of excited bluerinsers from Footscray, Yarraville ...etcetc. In fact so successful was this mission that he may sell the million + dollar property in Borewood and buy a block of units in Doggieville. Sons of the West - lock up your mothers.

Now as to another one of dland's shady characters. I understand that Biffen was recently given a jolly good thrashing by our good friend and immoderator docter hopping dick and sent off for a months rehabilitation. Jolly good show I say. Biffen's smut and schoolyard humour has sullied this site for far too long. However, on a positive note, I believe Biffen has already shown some remorse and has promised to open and administer ( free of charge) the Stuie appreciation society.

Anyway duty calls!!!

 

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Anyone else out there like the drink Malibu?  I do and got 2 bottles for $52.00 at local Safeway. Good value me thinks.

Will have a few shots during trade week, as will probably need them. 

Posted
5 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Now here's a strange craze that Uncle Bitters will be sure to like. What am I saying... he's probably the local ringleader already.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/creepy-clown-sightings-sweeping-united-states-hit-victoria-20161007-grx2e7.html

I think their makeup is a tad overdone Moonie but love their intent.

I use the dog to frighten the local children every Halloween . Wonderful spectator sport after  a few reds.

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On 06/10/2016 at 8:02 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

...

Now as to another one of dland's shady characters. I understand that Biffen was recently given a jolly good thrashing by our good friend and immoderator docter hopping dick and sent off for a months rehabilitation. Jolly good show I say. Biffen's smut and schoolyard humour has sullied this site for far too long ...

 

Far be it from me to confirm or deny Mr Biffen's departure given my obligation to abide by moderatorial constraints, but I look forward to the time when he is able to elevate his humour to the level you describe, BBO. 

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On 06/10/2016 at 8:02 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just a couple of quick matters before good old uncle "retires" for the night. (The squeeze is all a flutter over an assault with a crochet hook at the local tatting club and will need ...errrr ..... relaxing)

Anyway to other matters

Where is our Lothario? I suspect that dc actually bravely crossed the Westgate after the gf in the hope of taking advantage of excited bluerinsers from Footscray, Yarraville ...etcetc. In fact so successful was this mission that he may sell the million + dollar property in Borewood and buy a block of units in Doggieville. Sons of the West - lock up your mothers.

Now as to another one of dland's shady characters. I understand that Biffen was recently given a jolly good thrashing by our good friend and immoderator docter hopping dick and sent off for a months rehabilitation. Jolly good show I say. Biffen's smut and schoolyard humour has sullied this site for far too long. However, on a positive note, I believe Biffen has already shown some remorse and has promised to open and administer ( free of charge) the Stuie appreciation society.

Anyway duty calls!!!

 

I wouldn't fret too much, uncle, over biffo's (temporary) absence. I understand he already on a flight back from malaysia after his involuntary detention following a misunderstood attempt of multiculturalism. a much chastened biffo i might add, with a lighter wallet. 


Posted
41 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

I wouldn't fret too much, uncle, over biffo's (temporary) absence. I understand he already on a flight back from malaysia after his involuntary detention following a misunderstood attempt of multiculturalism. a *much chastened biffo i might add, with a lighter wallet. 

*Much chaffened, you mean dc?

Posted
1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

*Much chaffened, you mean dc?

apparently all his mates were charged with budgie smuggling but biffo got charged with sparrow smuggling

 

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Without Biffo this place has a certain sense of decorum and logic. Too much so, I think.

I miss the insanity. 

Posted (edited)

Due to an odd set of circumstances, I was just listening to SEN. ( As far as I can tell that experience only sucked away a few of my remaining brain cells)

Anyway to my point. I learnt something new - or at least partially learnt something new.

To wit. It seems that during the course of a game of soccer one can be "tunnelled".

I would greatly appreciate an explanation of this hitherto unknown (to me) phenomenon.

PS. This is not a fart joke RL.

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On 10/7/2016 at 11:41 AM, Redleg said:

Anyone else out there like the drink Malibu?  I do and got 2 bottles for $52.00 at local Safeway. Good value me thinks.

Will have a few shots during trade week, as will probably need them. 

I would have expected that you were more protective of your personal and professional reputation Redleg. 

I had the mistaken idea that were a person of taste and a certain lets just say "je ne sais quoi."

Posted
8 minutes ago, hemingway said:

I would have expected that you were more protective of your personal and professional reputation Redleg. 

I had the mistaken idea that were a person of taste and a certain lets just say "je ne sais quoi."

maybe it was just a reflection of his opinion on trade week, ernie

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