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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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42 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

surprised you have little to do atm, uncle

i thought you'd be flat out preparing the lads for the royal melbourne show. i'm sure earl will be busy packing his guava paste show bags. 

Uncle Bitters has done his job getting the lads impregnated dc. Now it's a waiting game to see if the outcome is worthy of the RMS... and more importantly, which category they fit into.

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    8 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Uncle Bitters has done his job getting the lads impregnated dc. Now it's a waiting game to see if the outcome is worthy of the RMS... and more importantly, which category they fit into.

    you shouldn't mock animal husbandry, moonie. apart from risking a severe rebuke from stuie, you should recognise that it is a very ancient and revered custom requiring great skills, stamina and patience

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    2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    you shouldn't mock animal husbandry, moonie. apart from risking a severe rebuke from stuie, you should recognise that it is a very ancient and revered custom requiring great skills, stamina and patience

    Are you suggesting it is a hobby of Stu's? That figures...

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    2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Are you suggesting it is a hobby of Stu's? That figures...

    i wouldn't go that far moonie, just that he is the great defender of social justice liberalism 

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    Not long ago I read this thread and I was concerned because I didn't have the first clue what youse were on about.

    Now I'm actually  more worried because I'm reading this thread  and I think I actually get it. In my addled mind that is more of a worry.

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    1 hour ago, pineapple dee said:

    Not long ago I read this thread and I was concerned because I didn't have the first clue what youse were on about.

    Now I'm actually  more worried because I'm reading this thread  and I think I actually get it. In my addled mind that is more of a worry.

    you should be worried, pd, if you think you are getting it, it's time to up your medication

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    1 hour ago, pineapple dee said:

    Not long ago I read this thread and I was concerned because I didn't have the first clue what youse were on about.

    Now I'm actually  more worried because I'm reading this thread  and I think I actually get it. In my addled mind that is more of a worry.

    If you think you've got it PD, then you definitely haven't. Unless you look down and can see yourself in a straight jacket and your name is Randle McMurphy. 

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    12 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    Not long ago I read this thread and I was concerned because I didn't have the first clue what youse were on about.

    Now I'm actually  more worried because I'm reading this thread  and I think I actually get it. In my addled mind that is more of a worry.

    Time you went cold turkey and went back to pineapples rather than bananas. 

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    I will out myself and declare Pineapples have always been my preference over bananas, though I do love a banana thick shake.

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    20 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

    I will out myself and declare Pineapples have always been my preference over bananas, though I do love a banana thick shake.

    Strongly recommend pineapples indeed any fruit other than bananas. If you are tempted to have a banana after reading posts on this thread you know it's time to go cold turkey. Also time to go cold turkey if you start to develop an affectionate feeling toward any of the posters, one in particular. And, if after a period of time, you begin to feel this is normal, you definitely need to seek medical advice.  

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    3 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Strongly recommend pineapples indeed any fruit other than bananas. If you are tempted to have a banana after reading posts on this thread you know it's time to go cold turkey. Also time to go cold turkey if you start to develop an affectionate feeling toward any of the posters, one in particular. And, if after a period of time, you begin to feel this is normal, you definitely need to seek medical advice.  

    Written from first hand experience Ernie?

    Edited by Moonshadow

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    3 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Strongly recommend pineapples indeed any fruit other than bananas. If you are tempted to have a banana after reading posts on this thread you know it's time to go cold turkey. Also time to go cold turkey if you start to develop an affectionate feeling toward any of the posters, one in particular. And, if after a period of time, you begin to feel this is normal, you definitely need to seek medical advice.  

    If any of these things happen, my first step will be to up the medication. If that proves ineffective, a course of ECT could help. Perhaps I'll take a holiday........... maybe Aleppo or Wangaratta might be good. Seems popular at the moment.

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    31 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

    If any of these things happen, my first step will be to up the medication. If that proves ineffective, a course of ECT could help. Perhaps I'll take a holiday........... maybe Aleppo or Wangaratta might be good. Seems popular at the moment.

    I've been to Wangaratta best you try Aleppo. The falafel is best no shatta.

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    57 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Written from first hand experience Ernie?

    Like my novels, my writing is fictional Moon, from a foundation of personal experience. I no longer use traditional medicinal therapies as i have no time for the pharmaceutical companies. There are other therapies that are much more effective but I draw the line at thrashings or floggings. 

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    1 minute ago, hemingway said:

    Like my novels, my writing is fictional Moon, from a foundation of personal experience. I no longer use traditional medicinal therapies as i have no time for the pharmaceutical companies. There are other therapies that are much more effective but I draw the line at thrashings or floggings. 

    Single malt?

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    17 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    Not long ago I read this thread and I was concerned because I didn't have the first clue what youse were on about.

    Now I'm actually  more worried because I'm reading this thread  and I think I actually get it. In my addled mind that is more of a worry.

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    35 minutes ago, ManDee said:

    I've been to Wangaratta best you try Aleppo. The falafel is best no shatta.

    As long as I can get a shawarma and a can of coke, i will go there.

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    22 minutes ago, ManDee said:

    Single malt?

    You have hit the solution ManDee.

    The elixir that cures all.

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    6 minutes ago, old dee said:

    You have hit the solution ManDee.

    The elixir that cures all.

    Good, send some to Stuie

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    5 minutes ago, ManDee said:

    Good, send some to Stuie

    The ultimate test!

    Of course you can lead a horse to water however .....

    Edited by old dee

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    4 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Like my novels, my writing is fictional Moon, from a foundation of personal experience. I no longer use traditional medicinal therapies as i have no time for the pharmaceutical companies. There are other therapies that are much more effective but I draw the line at thrashings or floggings. 

    Ernie, if you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room!

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    The ultimate test!

    Of course you can lead a horse to water however .....

    Therein lies the problem, Stuie's horse is so high it can't lower itself enough to drink. 

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    6 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    If any of these things happen, my first step will be to up the medication. If that proves ineffective, a course of ECT could help. Perhaps I'll take a holiday........... maybe Aleppo or Wangaratta might be good. Seems popular at the moment.

    Aleppo PD? There are still seats available on my Cairo to Constantinople Grand Tour. Aleppo or what's left of it anyway, is one of the scenic highlights of this trip of a lifetime, however short that might be. Can I count you in? 

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    1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

    Aleppo PD? There are still seats available on my Cairo to Constantinople Grand Tour. Aleppo or what's left of it anyway, is one of the scenic highlights of this trip of a lifetime, however short that might be. Can I count you in? 

    This trip does appeal. I am usually selective about who I travel with. Can you assure me that there are no dangerous deviates in the party. I speak Italian if that helps and I can say " you are beautiful" in Arabic. ( and "thank you" ) . 

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