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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

i see you've broken off your evangelical discussion with our reverend friend, biffo. too much proselytising for one day?

I've re examined my soul and I'm still a top bloke.

My inquisitor lives for the opportunity to make us search our inner being and come up with the answers.

What a waste of time.

i belong here in the bananas and innuendo thread.

with all the other morally imperfect scum of the earth.

 

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    3 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Still there BBO.

    You will need to leather up and possibly put on a mirken to gain entry.

     

    Gee there you go, all those shanigans going in my own backyard and I knew nothing of it. I have walked past the Laird numerous times but now that I think of it, it was always on one of my Saturday or Sunday morning constitutionals so from the outside at that time of day it always looked to me like it was a former hotel converted into apartments. 

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    5 hours ago, Biffen said:

    I got into the Peel wearing cricket whites many years ago .

    One of our bowlers got stumped ,caught and run out in the same night.

    I bet he didn't bowl any maidens over.

    But might've gone down to long leg

    Edited by Moonshadow

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    3 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I'm back in Perth, those assholes at Qantas wouldn't let me take my wire coat hanger onboard the plane. Jokes on them, they'll need it to unblock the toilet.

    Did you save them up on your trip east Ethan? Surprised if you weren't charged the excess luggage.

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    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    Unfortunate Names Directory

     

     

      9838_170.jpg?v=58

    does he drive a Volv........ :rolleyes:

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    Unfortunate Names Directory

     

     

      9838_170.jpg?v=58

    He must be a sensitive type.

    I suppose he is often completely ignored.

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    Unfortunate Names Directory

     

     

      9838_170.jpg?v=58

    Never heard of him

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    On 28 August 2016 at 6:13 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You made me think about mirkens so I just inspected my collection. I've been careless and the moths have got to them.

    All this talk of mirkens has left a nasty taste in my mouth !!!!!

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I think that says more about you than him Moonie!

     

    That I don't know some ugly looking guy with a bad name?

    Actually I do: Uncle Bitter!

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    Now as you all know, Uncle Bitter isn't one to betray confidences, so I'm keeping this among mates.

    My very reliable sources tell that Biffen was before the courts today. ... (Again)

    Let's just say it was for "anti social behaviour" .                                                     Which doesn't seem unreasonable to me.

    Anyway ... apparently Biffen pleads his innocence. Ha Ha Ha ...FMD .. if you have ever seen Biffen , the scruffy [censored] would immediately be considered guilty.

    Second mistake. The smart mouth [censored] decides to defend himself!!

    Final mistake. "It was all a misunderstanding" . Apparently hard evidence from the coppers suggested otherwise and poor old Biffo was done.

    Well [censored] him I say!!

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Now as you all know, Uncle Bitter isn't one to betray confidences, so I'm keeping this among mates.

    My very reliable sources tell that Biffen was before the courts today. ... (Again)

    Let's just say it was for "anti social behaviour" .                                                     Which doesn't seem unreasonable to me.

    Anyway ... apparently Biffen pleads his innocence. Ha Ha Ha ...FMD .. if you have ever seen Biffen , the scruffy [censored] would immediately be considered guilty.

    Second mistake. The smart mouth [censored] decides to defend himself!!

    Final mistake. "It was all a misunderstanding" . Apparently hard evidence from the coppers suggested otherwise and poor old Biffo was done.

    Well [censored] him I say!!

    Uncle you realise that while Biffo was in court today some poor sod fell out of a window at the Gat head first! Once he leaves others in charge, the place turns to chaos. Why is he so persecuted by the plod? 

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    FMD, Whorethorn have just declared that they are the 'underdogs' for the premiership this year. 

    Yeah, sure... Because they've come all the way from outside the 8 this year or the last 3 years to scrape into the finals?

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    Geez, quiet night here.

    Big win for Casey and the womens all stars tonight . Things could be worse.

    Haven't heard any more about Biffen - if he doesn't post for a few days we can assume he was locked up. No loss really.

     

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    BBO, 

    you will be disappointed to know I am free as a bird and had a wonderful weekend. 

    The wheels of justice turned slowly but the insanity plea coupled with my wish to have the charges upgraded to attempted genocide, and the case moved to the Hague raised a few eyebrows in the court,

    I waited for several hours for my defence counsel to arrive and kept telling the clerk "My lawyer is running late" 

    Suspicion was arrived at when I listed my representative simply as "Redleg"

    Never again will I attempt to burn down Etihad.

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    58 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    BBO, 

    you will be disappointed to know I am free as a bird and had a wonderful weekend. 

    The wheels of justice turned slowly but the insanity plea coupled with my wish to have the charges upgraded to attempted genocide, and the case moved to the Hague raised a few eyebrows in the court,

    I waited for several hours for my defence counsel to arrive and kept telling the clerk "My lawyer is running late" 

    Suspicion was arrived at when I listed my representative simply as "Redleg"

    Never again will I attempt to burn down Etihad.

    It's something of a Yossarian situation.

    You couldn't be insane if you wanted to burn down Etihad!

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    Strange world we live in.

    Uncle Bitter has little else to do ATM, so allow me to share the following with you.

    An article in the Weekend Orstralian highlights author, Susan Faludi's reaction to her father having a sex change at age 76.

    ......." my father stood in the doorway in her crimson bathrobe".

     

     

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    11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Strange world we live in.

    Uncle Bitter has little else to do ATM, so allow me to share the following with you.

    An article in the Weekend Orstralian highlights author, Susan Faludi's reaction to her father having a sex change at age 76.

    ......." my father stood in the doorway in her crimson bathrobe".

     

     

    Was it a proper sex change or did he just learn that trick where you hide it between your legs? 

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    1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Was it a proper sex change or did he just learn that trick where you hide it between your legs? 

    Interesting that you raise that point Ethan.

    There was an old football story about that very trick and the nickname of a famous footballer of years past.

    I wonder how many here remember it.

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    36 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Interesting that you raise that point Ethan.

    There was an old football story about that very trick and the nickname of a famous footballer of years past.

    I wonder how many here remember it.

    Michael 'Tuck' or perhaps Robert 'Hyde'?

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Strange world we live in.

    Uncle Bitter has little else to do ATM, so allow me to share the following with you.

    An article in the Weekend Orstralian highlights author, Susan Faludi's reaction to her father having a sex change at age 76.

    ......." my father stood in the doorway in her crimson bathrobe".

     

     

    surprised you have little to do atm, uncle

    i thought you'd be flat out preparing the lads for the royal melbourne show. i'm sure earl will be busy packing his guava paste show bags. 

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