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sorry to hear you are passed, pf, however you must be mistaken in your geography. there is nothing palatial in romsey nor is there anything remotely resembling a mansion. are you sure you didn't over-inbibe, get lost and end up in caroline springs?

 
13 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Dear Uncle Bitters, went passed palatial Romsey today ( on business) and spied a gent on the side of a hill on some acreage sunning himself on the Balcony of a palatial mansion with two cucumbers over his eyes sipping a beverage of some description in a state of absolute euphoria! 

Not sure why but i thought of you!!!

Just a question PF.

On the cucumbers:

were they full cucumbers or just cucumber circles?

Also,if the drink wasn't cheap red from a silver bag then it is likely to be a normal decent person and not Bitters.

9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

sorry to hear you are passed, pf, however you must be mistaken in your geography. there is nothing palatial in romsey nor is there anything remotely resembling a mansion. are you sure you didn't over-inbibe, get lost and end up in caroline springs?

You can carjack your way from Caroline Springs to the CBD in under 20 minutes now.

Romsey on the other hand is not worth the trip.

 
39 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Dear Uncle Bitters, went passed palatial Romsey today ( on business) and spied a gent on the side of a hill on some acreage sunning himself on the Balcony of a palatial mansion with two cucumbers over his eyes sipping a beverage of some description in a state of absolute euphoria! 

Not sure why but i thought of you!!!

Pity you didn't drop in picket. Still I suppose being so close to wealth, class and style overawed you.

PS. I shall ignore the inane chattering above.

LOL Gentlemen, But it was a fine day in Romsey, Daylesford and Ballarat! We will leave Trentham out of the equation for now! Although Trentham Golf Course is a lovely course!!

Edited by picket fence


Well, well, well... what an interesting day it has been on 'Land.

Arguements, mass post deletions, name calling, moderator threats, tears and breaches of poster privacy...

And that's just on the 'Lost Kitten' thread!

Gotta love the personalities in this gin joint!

 

I have graced Lorne tonight with my presence. Is it true Max Gawn's parents run a cafe here? I'm pretty sure they would sell hash cookies.

2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

LOL Gentlemen, But it was a fine day in Romsey, Daylesford and Ballarat! We will leave Trentham out of the eqaution for now! Although Trentham Golf Course is a lovely course!!

you should visit romsey for the mid summer's harvest festival, picket. they bring out the the may-pole, drink lots of cider and swap wives. be sure to take a partner, they don't take kindly to single strangers.

 
1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I have graced Lorne tonight with my presence. Is it true Max Gawn's parents run a cafe here? I'm pretty sure they would sell hash cookies.

Pretty sure Gawny's family cafe is down the Gippsland coast Ethan.

May sure you have a beer at the Wye River pub if you are heading that way. Great view.

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

you should visit romsey for the mid summer's harvest festival, picket. they bring out the the may-pole, drink lots of cider and swap wives. be sure to take a partner, they don't take kindly to single strangers.

animals ARE acceptable so Im told  :unsure:


4 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Well, well, well... what an interesting day it has been on 'Land.

Arguements, mass post deletions, name calling, moderator threats, tears and breaches of poster privacy...

And that's just on the 'Lost Kitten' thread!

Gotta love the personalities in this gin joint!

 

Yeah!! Agree Moonman gotta lurve it!

4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

animals ARE acceptable so Im told  :unsure:

i think that's obligatory for the saturnalia festival, bub. different time of year.

4 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Pretty sure Gawny's family cafe is down the Gippsland coast Ethan.

May sure you have a beer at the Wye River pub if you are heading that way. Great view.

Will do thanks WB, we plan on finishing our trip in Apollo Bay, looks like we'll go through Wye River so we will call into the pub. 

7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you should visit romsey for the mid summer's harvest festival, picket. they bring out the the may-pole, drink lots of cider and swap wives. be sure to take a partner, they don't take kindly to single strangers.

DC you are reminding me of the Wicker Man! 

Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

Will do thanks WB, we plan on finishing our trip in Apollo Bay, looks like we'll go through Wye River so we will call into the pub. 

Good meals there too. The Prickly Moses Ale and the Forest Brewery Silvertop Ale are great local drops.

Also try the scallop pie or seafood mornay pie from the A Bay bakery. 

No, I don't have shares in those joints!


4 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

DC you are reminding me of the Wicker Man! 

yes, good pickup earl

8 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Will do thanks WB, we plan on finishing our trip in Apollo Bay, looks like we'll go through Wye River so we will call into the pub. 

Ignore the infidels Ethan! I grant you permission to enter Romsey before your return to the Empire's outpost. You can see how people of quality live and ,for a precious moment, feel part of a better world.

You will be a better person for the experience.

I AM IN SHOCK CLARRY CHOO CHOO HAS BEEN DROPPED AFTER A BLOOD AND GUTS PERFORMANCE LAST WEEK! I CANT BELEIVE IT!

4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

the future for discerning people with good taste is headed for oblivion

http://www.sbs.com.au/food/article/2016/04/07/were-facing-future-without-our-favourite-banana

reckon my time left will be be unaffected, stuff everybody else

Such good souls are mostly to be found in Romsey.


14 hours ago, picket fence said:

I AM IN SHOCK CLARRY CHOO CHOO HAS BEEN DROPPED AFTER A BLOOD AND GUTS PERFORMANCE LAST WEEK! I CANT BELEIVE IT!

Picket if I thought you had any discernment, notion of class, taste for quality red or fine dining, I'd invite you out to the manor to help you get over this shock. However, since are obviously bereft of such traits I shall leave you to wallow in your own nasty little trough.

Bwahaha Bwahaha !!!!

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

On 23/08/2016 at 9:21 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

I have graced Lorne tonight with my presence. Is it true Max Gawn's parents run a cafe here? I'm pretty sure they would sell hash cookies.

You can get a nice pot of Carlton at the Lorne pub these days for about $28.

On 23/08/2016 at 9:30 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

Will do thanks WB, we plan on finishing our trip in Apollo Bay, looks like we'll go through Wye River so we will call into the pub. 

Try not to flick your cigarette butt out the window like I did last time.Boy did they keep complaining about that..

2 minutes ago, Biffen said:

You can get a nice pot of Carlton at the Lorne pub these days for about $28.

Try not to flick your cigarette butt out the window like I did last time.Boy did they keep complaining about that..

I don't know what all the complaining was about, yes the trees are still charcoal but the undergrowth was looking particularly lush and rejuvenated and there are no more of those annoying koalas around.

I went through Moggs Creek after holding one in for a few hours hoping I could unload on a statue of Dangerfield which the town had erected but couldn't find it. 

 
17 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I don't know what all the complaining was about, yes the trees are still charcoal but the undergrowth was looking particularly lush and rejuvenated and there are no more of those annoying koalas around.

I went through Moggs Creek after holding one in for a few hours hoping I could unload on a statue of Dangerfield which the town had erected but couldn't find it. 

You could sculpt one out of your stool Ethan. Might be quite a work of art. You could title it 'The Tremblay Danger'

6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

You could sculpt one out of your stool Ethan. Might be quite a work of art. You could title it 'The Tremblay Danger'

If it looked like a cross between Dangerfield and Jesus I could sell it on EBAY.

May need to mount it on a block of timber and perhaps varnish it.Polish it even.


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