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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 minute ago, AzzKikA said:

Are you going to tell us the punchline or do i have to kill myself to escape the anticipation???

Your used to waiting you are a MFC supporter.

Patience Azz

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    9 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    Right there !!!   A higher quality of person lives in Mont Albert, no question !

    PDee can you vouch for the canapés at the local Mont Albert Ladies tennis club? I have it on good authority that they are second to none! 

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    10 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    North Mont Albert ?????  Spare me

    Next thing, the good folk of Chadstone, having claimed they live in East Malvern will be want to call their suburb Hawthorn. It's only a matter of time. Pi55 off

    Yeah, it is either funny or sad that Chadstone shopping centre is no longer in the suburb called Chadstone ...

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    8 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Yeah, it is either funny or sad that Chadstone shopping centre is no longer in the suburb called Chadstone ...

    or the hawthorn football club in mulgrave.......

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    21 hours ago, old dee said:

    Your used to waiting you are a MFC supporter.

    Patience Azz

    Another day goes past and I am still left waiting, what is wrong with this world!?

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    30 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

    Another day goes past and I am still left waiting, what is wrong with this world!?

    See post 20617 Azz

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    8 minutes ago, old dee said:

    See post 20617 Azz

    That's cheating.

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    9 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    or the hawthorn football club in mulgrave.......

    The filth in Jolimont is the one I find hardest to stomach ... :)

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    11 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    The filth in Jolimont is the one I find hardest to stomach ... :)

    except it's not.......jolimont is part of east melbourne (ending on brunton avenue)

    whilst not jolimont it is within the city of melbourne boundary (yuk)

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    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    except it's not.......jolimont is part of east melbourne (ending on brunton avenue)

    whilst not jolimont it is within the city of melbourne boundary (yuk)

    Yuck! Buggerissimo!

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    37 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    FMD!! I've just seen the left arm wrist spinner bowl Burns. Ignore my above post!!

    Should I watch or not?

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    4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Not now - bad light!

    Maybe we play better in the dark, then again unlikely, as we wouldn't see them coming in to bowl.

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Not now - bad light!

    they're goooorn, time to be bitter not optcally mystic

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    14 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    they're goooorn, time to be bitter not optcally mystic

    Not yet.

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    Here's one I haven't heard before. Thought I'd share it with my fellow perverts.

    An old grandad goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.
    "Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?"
    "I can cut them for you ' said the chemist " but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection."
    "I am 96 years old" said the old man . "I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t pizz on my slippers".

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Here's one I haven't heard before. Thought I'd share it with my fellow perverts.

    An old grandad goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.
    "Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?"
    "I can cut them for you ' said the chemist " but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection."
    "I am 96 years old" said the old man . "I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t pizz on my slippers".

    How much did they cost you Uncle Bitters?

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    If anyone's after a  little  light entertainment, go over to Richmond big footy. It's a real hoot !!!! 

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    Tonight Mrs OD and I went to see the" Go Show Gold" 

    my grand daughter said what is that Pa?

    To which my daughter answered Just a show for old  Foggies !

    Well  after I finished laughing We had a good time. A few have lost it but most were good.

     

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    Dear Uncle, Moonman, Destroyation, Hemmingway, Daisy, Old Dee and others,

    Was at the "G" Today and was intrigued, to see and hear Jack Watts anthem song was "Come Together" By the BEATLES! 

    I immediately thought ,... Come Together???  if it wasn't so laughable I might have been tempted to try my luck!

    Fence

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    On 30 July 2016 at 4:25 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Here's one I haven't heard before. Thought I'd share it with my fellow perverts.

    An old grandad goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra.
    "Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?"
    "I can cut them for you ' said the chemist " but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection."
    "I am 96 years old" said the old man . "I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t pizz on my slippers".

    Or you could just pee in the shower.

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