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Posted
8 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

There IS beer...that is most palatable. Crafted even. Some need to get heads out of their respective lavatories.

a well crafted glass of original mead is hard to come by these days, bub

Posted
40 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

At the risk of offending my former benefactor Earl Hood - hipsters fall into any undesirable category you can imagine dc.

BTW - I guess hipsters are shot on site in Borewood?

i've never seen an asiatic hipster in burwood, uncle, but then i haven't really been looking that hard

Posted

I'm sorry Daisy...you are from Borewood , how do I take critique a la satorial past times with any substance ?

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Posted
3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

There IS beer...that is most palatable. Crafted even. Some need to get heads out of their respective lavatories.

The best crafted beer comes from the inner burbs Bub. But love a good macchiato or soy chai latte or ristretto or deconstructed latte.

I tried to swing the conversation away from beverages by mentioning Corey Wagner's selfies, but, whatever.....

Posted
7 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

The best crafted beer comes from the inner burbs Bub. But love a good macchiato or soy chai latte or ristretto or deconstructed latte.

I tried to swing the conversation away from beverages by mentioning Corey Wagner's selfies, but, whatever.....

"Deconstructed latte" !!!!!!!!

Now I'm certain the world has gone mad.

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Posted
10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

what are you posting picket? my virus checker just warned me off that url. you do know that the cia are watching don't you? :ph34r:

Same happened on my computer dc - must be one of picket's porn sites.


Posted
3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

"Deconstructed latte" !!!!!!!!

Now I'm certain the world has gone mad.

Deconstructed cake.

how+to+make+cake+mix+taste+homemade.jpg

 

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Posted
15 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Deconstructed cake.

how+to+make+cake+mix+taste+homemade.jpg

 

Sorry to correct but that is Pre-constructed cake.

 

This is deconstructed cake.

cake punch smash punching flan

Posted
3 minutes ago, ManDee said:

Sorry to correct but that is Pre-constructed cake.

 

This is deconstructed cake.

cake punch smash punching flan

nah, that's a destructed cake not deconstructed. but nice try and good vid

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Posted
6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

"Deconstructed latte" !!!!!!!!

Now I'm certain the world has gone mad.

Pretty soon they'll just bring a cow around the tables for you to milk and build your lattes !!

Posted
2 hours ago, ManDee said:

Sorry to correct but that is Pre-constructed cake.

 

This is deconstructed cake.

cake punch smash punching flan

Yeah what DC said!

 

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this scammer is sooo dumb they forgot to ask me for money - lol

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From: Mrs. Marie A. S. Gbagbo

Address, Netherlands

+31852084332

12/07/2016

 

Dearest,

 

Greetings, I got your esteem contact out of desperate search for a reliable and trustworthy person. Am working with my father's directive I am the daughter of ex President Gbagbo, of (Republic of Cote d' Ivoire). My names are Marie Antoinette Singleton Gbagbo. In 2010 Presidential Election in (Republic of Cote d' Ivoire) there was a serious conflict between my father and the main opposition leader, Mr. Alassane Ouattara currently the President of (REPUBLIC OF COTE D' IVOIRE).

 

The conflict resulted to my father's arrest, whom presently facing prosecution and awaiting trial under the United Nation for genocide at the International Criminal Court (ICC) Netherlands, while my mother, Simone Gbagbo is serving a 20 years jail term for what the government of (Republic of Cote d' Ivoire) said she had interference into the State Affair.

 

Currently am in Netherlands because of my father first trial on Feb 3, 2016, my father told me privately that i should try and start building my spirit for the inevitable also gave me information of a security firm in  Republic of Ghana, where he made deposit of huge amount and 50kg of Gold bars While he instructed that the funds should be invested properly in a profitable oriented investment of less tax which we will be entitle to 60% profit, while our investor/partner gets 40%  made after deduction of all taxes.

 

Please if you find this letter offensive ignore it and accept my apology

 

Warmest Regards,

Mrs. Marie A. S. Gbagbo

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, hemingway said:

or the indian fertilizer company linked to uncle joe. 

that sounds like a pile of ....er....fertiliser. oh, maybe you have a point there ernie

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Dear Daisy and Uncle B and ah you too Hemmingway! Nar boys all kosher Virus checker is just that! No problems my end but if you wanna be sure look it up on Google Rum Martinez  Takumi Watanabi! Guaranteed Eye Opener!! Trust me PF!

Posted
18 hours ago, picket fence said:

Dear Daisy and Uncle B and ah you too Hemmingway! Nar boys all kosher Virus checker is just that! No problems my end but if you wanna be sure look it up on Google Rum Martinez  Takumi Watanabi! Guaranteed Eye Opener!! Trust me PF!

Are you telling yourself to trust you?

If so thats cool, i like crazy people who talk to themselves and refer to themselves in the 3rd person. Don't you AzzKikA?  I sure do AzzKikA.

 

Posted

Condolences DC on the sad passing of Lady Susan Renouf -Sangster.

I'm hoping you will mourn her the way she would have wanted.

With some free champagne and a knee trembler in the guest room.

Do not grieve for too long .

You'll miss out on the canapés .

Let us know how you enjoyed the service. 

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Condolences DC on the sad passing of Lady Susan Renouf -Sangster.

I'm hoping you will mourn her the way she would have wanted.

With some free champagne and a knee trembler in the guest room.

Do not grieve for too long .

You'll miss out on the canapés .

Let us know how you enjoyed the service. 

susan was a good friend of jeannie pratt and she said once to jeannie "you should come to more of our parties, you'd have a great time" jeannie replied "no i'm too old and ugly" so susan said "all the more reason to come, you'll make us all look better" ......true story

Posted
12 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

susan was a good friend of jeannie pratt and she said once to jeannie "you should come to more of our parties, you'd have a great time" jeannie replied "no i'm too old and ugly" so susan said "all the more reason to come, you'll make us all look better" ......true story

is that how Lillian became a regular?

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