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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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7 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Anyone else?

(Respect, OD)

56 :P

 

Well done, you old devil! Once we (i.e. you all) pass 20,000, I'll come back and do a 'ladder'. Three qualifiers so far. Keep 'em coming!

I am TRAB less 7.

And surprised at the relative youth of OD. Couple of years ago would have sworn OD was at least a Septuagenarian. I think the Dees form has been OD's fountain of youth! 

 
5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

bah humbug....all young whipper-snappers 

And?


3 minutes ago, old dee said:

And?

He's already forgotten what he was going to say ( old-timers ya know :unsure:)

22 minutes ago, bjDee said:

I am TRAB less 7.

And surprised at the relative youth of OD. Couple of years ago would have sworn OD was at least a Septuagenarian. I think the Dees form has been OD's fountain of youth! 

Sadly I have destroyed that bjDee.

sorry

 
2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

all in my profile, young feller :)

No one has called me that in a very long time DC.

thanks

Edited by old dee

3 hours ago, Biffen said:

When I see a Chipmunk film I get a strong urge to hurt wildlife.

Can I just say that "The Squeakal" is equally as disappointing and tedious as the first one.

 

Chimpunks are wonderfully entertaining native Canadian wildlife, Biffen.


2 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Chimpunks are wonderfully entertaining native Canadian wildlife, Biffen.

So are Newfies !!! 

2 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Chimpunks are wonderfully entertaining native Canadian wildlife, Biffen.

So is Celine Dion. Someone should put her out of our misery.

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Well done, you old devil! Once we (i.e. you all) pass 20,000, I'll come back and do a 'ladder'. Three qualifiers so far. Keep 'em coming!

LII for those old enough to be literate in Roman numerals ...

8 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

Chimpunks are wonderfully entertaining native Canadian wildlife, Biffen.

I shall give them a second chance.

With butter,garlic and some sage.

25 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I shall give them a second chance.

With butter,garlic and some sage.

That is reserved for the native Canadian wildlife we refer to as a moose.


(A quiet announcement that the minor prize, for ticking over the 800th page, goes to the old(ish) devil himself)

Heard Eric Bana state that he was one of the few not to have witnessed a Saints flag and would place it above winning and oscar. It was a lovely gesture of support from him and filled me with admiration but  there are plenty of us that have had our lifes scarred through our demon allegiance. While I am qualifying for a pension this year I have not been able to appreciate the glory of attending a premiership victory.

Our glory years were when I was a child in the country and had to play out our victorious moments on the front lawn listening to the radio. I will always remember Bluey Adams, Barass, Lord, etc from that time, while equally and probably better skilled players are wallowing without that pinnacle of achievment

I have been to more grand finals of other teams than I have Melbourne and frankly am getting sick and tired of being an irrelevancy. I hope that our current group can develop  a more sustainable model. Perhaps they need to be reminded of how many Eric Bana's we have.

 

I know that does lead itself into some inexusable banana repartee but go for it

7 hours ago, dpositive said:

Heard Eric Bana state that he was one of the few not to have witnessed a Saints flag and would place it above winning and oscar. It was a lovely gesture of support from him and filled me with admiration but  there are plenty of us that have had our lifes scarred through our demon allegiance. While I am qualifying for a pension this year I have not been able to appreciate the glory of attending a premiership victory.

Our glory years were when I was a child in the country and had to play out our victorious moments on the front lawn listening to the radio. I will always remember Bluey Adams, Barass, Lord, etc from that time, while equally and probably better skilled players are wallowing without that pinnacle of achievment

I have been to more grand finals of other teams than I have Melbourne and frankly am getting sick and tired of being an irrelevancy. I hope that our current group can develop  a more sustainable model. Perhaps they need to be reminded of how many Eric Bana's we have.

 

I know that does lead itself into some inexusable banana repartee but go for it

Your pension admission also qualifies you for a position, dp, in the geriatricity ladder I'll be putting together once 20,000 has been passed. And quite a high one at the moment, too!

22 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

So is Celine Dion. Someone should put her out of our misery.

I would have thought you a huge fan of My Heart Will Go On.

Hey uncle bitters, i was just thinking of those pygmy camels of yours and realised you haven't mentioned them for yonks. you haven't eaten all of them have you?


14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

Hey uncle bitters, i was just thinking of those pygmy camels of yours and realised you haven't mentioned them for yonks. you haven't eaten all of them have you?

Possibly with a little Chianti ?

On 9 May 2016 at 9:13 PM, Maple Demon said:

I would have thought you a huge fan of My Heart Will Go On.

Nah, she sings to many songs in French for my liking Maple. French is the language of peasants.

8 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Nah, she sings to many songs in French for my liking Maple. French is the language of peasants.

I've eaten peasant before.

Never knew they could speak French.

 

Good to see we all haven't lost touch with the MFCSS.

The meltdown and theorists are rampant upon other threads :rolleyes:

And some suggest we talk nonsense in here  :huh:

 

For all you music lovers ..., but necessarily of Canadian Crooners.....

I present 

 

As it happened they were here in OZ last  Oct..... Bloody Brilliant night... can they sing.....wow

 

ENJOY !!!

( or not...lol ) 

19 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Good to see we all haven't lost touch with the MFCSS.

The meltdown and theorists are rampant upon other threads :rolleyes:

And some suggest we talk nonsense in here  :huh:

 

For all you music lovers ..., but necessarily of Canadian Crooners.....

I present 

 

As it happened they were here in OZ last  Oct..... Bloody Brilliant night... can they sing.....wow

 

ENJOY !!!

( or not...lol ) 

Correct bb it seems that we are now seeing reds under every bed. We have the best list in a decade and still people see a negative in every situation.


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