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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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11 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I'm not sure if this is what you meant Mr Leg, but I wasn't meaning to criticise the thread. It was just my ham-fisted way of pointing out the huge milestones that were approaching (and, I guess, the human nature that kicks in when milestone opportunities present themselves!) Nothing but respect (and fascination!) for the threadies here.

Not sure about that TRAB. The thread is 800 pages long and it's starting to become a little tiresome. Here we are 12 hours after our biggest win in yonks and not a single comment about such a glorious victory? Not even from Mr Leg. It makes me wonder ...

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    We won....happy now

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    That Jack bloke .....trying to bring us down when we were all celebrating Zen style... On the inside, quietly.

    Ommmm

    Ommmm

    Ommmm

    Ommmm my f'n God  we pantsed them :roos:

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    13 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    That Jack bloke .....trying to bring us down when we were all celebrating Zen style... On the inside, quietly.

    Ommmm

    Ommmm

    Ommmm

    Ommmm my f'n God  we pantsed them :roos:

    Haha,last week at the Saints game I had my ipod in my pocket,on it is a recording of 'om chanting' so I put it on during the last quarter which kept me calm while the blood pressure of everyone else around me was peaking so it can be used for winning and losing.

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    Just outside the 8 after 7 rounds. Win the Bombers and Roos games and we are near the top of the ladder. We need to find some consistency in performance, for the rest of the year.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Just outside the 8 after 7 rounds. Win the Bombers and Roos games and we are near the top of the ladder. We need to find some consistency in performance, for the rest of the year.

    You sound a lot better Mr Leg.

    a month ago you were worring me!

    Go Dees

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    6 minutes ago, old dee said:

    You sound a lot better Mr Leg.

    a month ago you were worring me!

    Go Dees

    Isn't sunday better, after a great saturday win?

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    Isn't sunday better, after a great saturday win?

    Yes miles in front of the reverse.

    i have this strange feeling we are going to have to get used of this situation.

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    Yes miles in front of the reverse.

    i have this strange feeling we are going to have to get used of this situation.

    Are you sure you can handle it, OD?

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    When I see a Chipmunk film I get a strong urge to hurt wildlife.

    Can I just say that "The Squeakal" is equally as disappointing and tedious as the first one.

     

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    2 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

    Are you sure you can handle it, OD?

    I am certainly up for the challenge MD.

     

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    It's late on the Sunday of a GREAT and PROMISING win, and a very pleasantly celebrated Mothers Day meal, so indulge me, please. And I promise (having raised it) that I'm not jockeying for the 20,000th! But, if I may, can I take this wide-ranging thread off on yet another tangent for a while? I have oftened wondered, Old Dee, how 'Old' you actually are and, by extension, how old the oldest of us are (in stark contrast, by the way, to our youngest-of-them-all team!) So, I'll start: 61. I stand ready to be beaten, and significantly.

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    4 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    It's late on the Sunday of a GREAT and PROMISING win, and a very pleasantly celebrated Mothers Day meal, so indulge me, please. And I promise (having raised it) that I'm not jockeying for the 20,000th! But, if I may, can I take this wide-ranging thread off on yet another tangent for a while? I have oftened wondered, Old Dee, how 'Old' you actually are and, by extension, how old the oldest of us are (in stark contrast, by the way, to our youngest-of-them-all team!) So, I'll start: 61. I stand ready to be beaten, and significantly.

    I have you covered by six years Tim.

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    Anyone else?

    (Respect, OD)

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    7 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Anyone else?

    (Respect, OD)

    56 :P

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    Well done, you old devil! Once we (i.e. you all) pass 20,000, I'll come back and do a 'ladder'. Three qualifiers so far. Keep 'em coming!

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    I am TRAB less 7.

    And surprised at the relative youth of OD. Couple of years ago would have sworn OD was at least a Septuagenarian. I think the Dees form has been OD's fountain of youth! 

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    5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    bah humbug....all young whipper-snappers 

    And?

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    3 minutes ago, old dee said:

    And?

    He's already forgotten what he was going to say ( old-timers ya know :unsure:)

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    22 minutes ago, bjDee said:

    I am TRAB less 7.

    And surprised at the relative youth of OD. Couple of years ago would have sworn OD was at least a Septuagenarian. I think the Dees form has been OD's fountain of youth! 

    Sadly I have destroyed that bjDee.

    sorry

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    2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    all in my profile, young feller :)

    No one has called me that in a very long time DC.

    thanks

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    3 hours ago, Biffen said:

    When I see a Chipmunk film I get a strong urge to hurt wildlife.

    Can I just say that "The Squeakal" is equally as disappointing and tedious as the first one.

     

    Chimpunks are wonderfully entertaining native Canadian wildlife, Biffen.

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