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BTW I'm sure you will all have noted Biffen's extended absence from Dland. Well really I suppose no one GAF!! However, it has not been possible to contact him of late and I hold grave fears!!

2 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

BBO and I are different beasts I assure you.  I only aspire to a handful of BBO's proclivities and tendencies. We are as one in our love of the dees though.

There is strong written evidence that BBO is in fact PD.

IMO the above comment only strengthens this view.

 

 
3 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Very good Toady. Have you had a personality transplant lately?

There is no shame in have some real man love for the Frog there Mr Moon.

After all we both love to eat bananas and support the once mighty Dees!

3 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

There is strong written evidence that BBO is in fact PD.

IMO the above comment only strengthens this view.

 

BBO, do we both have to appear in the same room to dispel this particular myth??? If so you will have to buy me a drink too.


A banana daiquiri will be fine. 

18 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Surely Earl Hood, your circumstances are not so reduced that you cannot afford a new cook?

BBO For the record I don't have a cook, I have a three hat chief and it was his day off but that is irrelevant in this case. I am experimenting with guava paste to see how I can market this new taste sensation from the Carribean! On My recent trade mission to aid Cuba I thought I signed off on regular consignments of Cuban bananas, but the paperwork was in Spanish and I may have confused things somewhat. Anyway I am now receiving container loads of guava paste instead from the Communists. Who would have thought they would be so efficient? 

In response I am working on guava paste coffee at this point in time and I am also in fruitful discussions with Swisse multivitamins as I am sure my regular intake of guava paste recently has improved my backhand. That could be a big seller! 

Back home to discover the young ferrets have been remiss in not maintaining the banana stocks. Off to shops soon to correct the situation.

And wtf is going on with Avo's ?? 

 
10 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Back home to discover the young ferrets have been remiss in not maintaining the banana stocks. Off to shops soon to correct the situation.

And wtf is going on with Avo's ?? 

Welcome back to the real world bb. Avo's are in short supply however there are plenty of Bananas

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When is the next training session in Melbourne? Presume it's after the tennis has finished.


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

When is the next training session in Melbourne? Presume it's after the tennis has finished.

Good question nothing on MFC site.

I am off across the ditch on Friday Looking forward to trying their South American bananas.

Not much happening at present still only a few days and Tennis will be finished and then footy will back at the top of the media pops again.

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On 1/25/2016 at 9:09 AM, Redleg said:

When is the next training session in Melbourne? Presume it's after the tennis has finished.

They were training on Gosch's Paddock when I rode past this morning ... 

On 1/25/2016 at 9:06 PM, Earl Hood said:

BBO For the record I don't have a cook, I have a three hat chief and it was his day off but that is irrelevant in this case. I am experimenting with guava paste to see how I can market this new taste sensation from the Carribean! On My recent trade mission to aid Cuba I thought I signed off on regular consignments of Cuban bananas, but the paperwork was in Spanish and I may have confused things somewhat. Anyway I am now receiving container loads of guava paste instead from the Communists. Who would have thought they would be so efficient? 

In response I am working on guava paste coffee at this point in time and I am also in fruitful discussions with Swisse multivitamins as I am sure my regular intake of guava paste recently has improved my backhand. That could be a big seller! 

Perhaps you may be restricting yourself looking only only at culinary use.

As suggested Im sure there are some healing properties that the gullible/expert specialist Essendon football club people could explore, and of course the confusion with paperwork suits  their administrative model perfectly. 

alternatively you may find there is a market as a new age digital lubrication device a suitably vague term that can attract folk from our diminishing manufacturing industries,  motoring enthusiasts or the sex industry. Or perhaps it can be  perceived by some as worthy of a grant as part of our innovation nation capacity to re-engineer.

On 1/25/2016 at 10:32 AM, old dee said:

Good question nothing on MFC site.

There is now: 

Friday 29 January - Casey Fields - 9:30am
Monday 1 February - Gosch's Paddock - 1:45pm
 


2 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

There is now: 

Friday 29 January - Casey Fields - 9:30am
Monday 1 February - Gosch's Paddock - 1:45pm
 

I will be in NZ both of those dates R and B but thank you anyway.

If there is a session on Friday 5th I might go along.

Just now, old dee said:

I will be in NZ both of those dates R and B but thank you anyway.

If there is a session on Friday 5th I might go along.

Gadabout! Are you getting a bootload of cheap bananas? :lol::)

5 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Gadabout! Are you getting a bootload of cheap bananas? :lol::)

No scouting for Avos!

Schools back soon ?

Hope so :rolleyes:

Now listen everybody while there is a quiet moment. I have it on very good authority ( a tradey I frequently employ who is shagging one of Earl Hood's maids). Apparently everyone in the Earl's household is walking on eggshells. The Earl is beside himself that he did not get a sniff in the Australia Day Awards. Now I'm sure he will crack tough. but this combined with the reversals from his Cuban adventure could push him over the edge.

We all know what the aristocracy (tories)  can do in these circumstances! Fishnet stockings, garter belt, a rope and hope for a happy ending!!!


22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now listen everybody while there is a quiet moment. I have it on very good authority ( a tradey I frequently employ who is shagging one of Earl Hood's maids). Apparently everyone in the Earl's household is walking on eggshells. The Earl is beside himself that he did not get a sniff in the Australia Day Awards. Now I'm sure he will crack tough. but this combined with the reversals from his Cuban adventure could push him over the edge.

We all know what the aristocracy (tories)  can do in these circumstances! Fishnet stockings, garter belt, a rope and hope for a happy ending!!!

would that be the filipino maid well known for her skills in asphyxiophilia. maybe you should warn the tradey (assuming he hasn't finished your job yet)

30 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now listen everybody while there is a quiet moment. I have it on very good authority ( a tradey I frequently employ who is shagging one of Earl Hood's maids). Apparently everyone in the Earl's household is walking on eggshells. The Earl is beside himself that he did not get a sniff in the Australia Day Awards. Now I'm sure he will crack tough. but this combined with the reversals from his Cuban adventure could push him over the edge.

We all know what the aristocracy (tories)  can do in these circumstances! Fishnet stockings, garter belt, a rope and hope for a happy ending!!!

Worked for Alexander Downer!

and our own Billy Sneden

 
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10 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

They were training on Gosch's Paddock when I rode past this morning ... 

Nice horse?

48 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

would that be the filipino maid well known for her skills in asphyxiophilia. maybe you should warn the tradey (assuming he hasn't finished your job yet)

 

45 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Worked for Alexander Downer!

 

34 minutes ago, special robert said:

and our own Billy Sneden

What a grubby lot you are!! I am trying to support our good friend the Earl and this smutty and thoughless response is all I get. Disgraceful!!

And positively no Special ... you cannot ride in the Merc!!


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