10 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

Amaretto Di Saronno neat or in anything has health benefits. When I first took my wife to dinner, I brought some to the restaurant  in an old paper bag. She should have seen the writing on the wall back then. And yet , we've been married all but 32 years. Go figure !! 

That's what I need in my life. An alcoholic wife or one who puts up with one.

17 hours ago, Redleg said:

There are some on Demonland, who fail to understand the beauty and tranquility of this thread, let alone the sage advice given and knowedge gained by being a reader of it. 

To that end, I have decided to appease the masses and throw in a football reference in my posts on here, whenever I remember to.

Also, being the New Year I have vowed to personally improve as a human being and to that end, I am now adding honey to my banana smoothies and I know that MANY PLAYERS IN THE AFL, also enjoy banana smoothies. 

(Note the footy reference).

Was most concerned there for a moment Red

5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Was most concerned there for a moment Red

Have no concern, this thread is like a Premiership, it just keeps on giving.

I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

Edited January 2, 201610 yr by Moonshadow

Perish the thought if Uncle Bitter unveiled his marrow!

35 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

Zuchinis, cucumbers anyone ?  

Edited January 2, 201610 yr by beelzebub

9 hours ago, Jesus Hoganshaw said:

That's what I need in my life. An alcoholic wife or one who puts up with one.

Well even I'm surprised that the first customer for my marriage counselling business would be Jesus!

50 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

there goes the huitres naturelles then.......,,,,

Little matter to me dc - my preference in most matters is non natural.

14 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

I'll bet you he's got plenty of cash! If not he can sell his body( by the kilo) 

BBO still has the first penny he earnt.

2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

Is it 1 April already?

I wonder how the mufti feels about pineapples.

54 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I wonder how the mufti feels about pineapples.

I hear he loves a good oyster Kilpatrick though. At least he has some taste.

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

I wonder how the mufti feels about pineapples.

Pineapples are fine if they're not inserted in the wrong orifice.

2 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Pineapples are fine if they're not inserted in the wrong orifice.

Nice one rough end!

 

I like a nice smooth ripe fig.

DC prefers dried out fruit.

Beyond ripe.

Each to his own.

s'pose apricots would be a non-starter for the ladies too

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I like a nice smooth ripe fig.

More than a mouthful is a waste.

Would you be quite a regular golfer Biff? I am but I'm having trouble currently with L.O.F.T.  It's holding me back.

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I like a nice smooth ripe fig.

My vice is white peaches, but there are also figs, apricots, apples, oranges and mandarins in my highly un-Islamic garden. 

13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well even I'm surprised that the first customer for my marriage counselling business would be Jesus!

Do I have to bring a wife with me or do you supply one?

I leave the county and the place goes to rack, ruin and ribald 

10 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

My vice is white peaches, but there are also figs, apricots, apples, oranges and mandarins in my highly un-Islamic garden. 

very nice r&b

and having a mandarin in your garden would come in handy when you wanted to have a political debate with someone

The Shiek has obviously given butternut pumpkins the green light!