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  On 02/01/2016 at 03:59, pineapple dee said:

Amaretto Di Saronno neat or in anything has health benefits. When I first took my wife to dinner, I brought some to the restaurant  in an old paper bag. She should have seen the writing on the wall back then. And yet , we've been married all but 32 years. Go figure !! 

That's what I need in my life. An alcoholic wife or one who puts up with one.

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      On 01/01/2016 at 23:52, Redleg said:

    There are some on Demonland, who fail to understand the beauty and tranquility of this thread, let alone the sage advice given and knowedge gained by being a reader of it. 

    To that end, I have decided to appease the masses and throw in a football reference in my posts on here, whenever I remember to.

    Also, being the New Year I have vowed to personally improve as a human being and to that end, I am now adding honey to my banana smoothies and I know that MANY PLAYERS IN THE AFL, also enjoy banana smoothies. 

    (Note the footy reference).

    Was most concerned there for a moment Red :)

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      On 02/01/2016 at 16:55, beelzebub said:

    Was most concerned there for a moment Red :)

    Have no concern, this thread is like a Premiership, it just keeps on giving.

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    I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

    Edited by Moonshadow

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      On 02/01/2016 at 22:55, Moonshadow said:

    E6B19847-02AE-49E4-8D6B-390083690BE1_zps

    I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

    Zuchinis, cucumbers anyone ?  :unsure:

    Edited by beelzebub

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      On 02/01/2016 at 22:55, Moonshadow said:

    E6B19847-02AE-49E4-8D6B-390083690BE1_zps

    I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

    there goes the huitres naturelles then.......,,,,:mellow:

     
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      On 02/01/2016 at 11:10, pineapple dee said:

    I'll bet you he's got plenty of cash! If not he can sell his body( by the kilo) 

    BBO still has the first penny he earnt.

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      On 02/01/2016 at 22:55, Moonshadow said:

    E6B19847-02AE-49E4-8D6B-390083690BE1_zps

    I can only imagine corn on the cob and carrots are next to get banned, not to mention melons for men.

    Is it 1 April already?

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    I wonder how the mufti feels about pineapples.

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      On 03/01/2016 at 07:39, Biffen said:

    I wonder how the mufti feels about pineapples.

    I hear he loves a good oyster Kilpatrick though. At least he has some taste.

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      On 03/01/2016 at 07:39, Biffen said:

    I wonder how the mufti feels about pineapples.

    Pineapples are fine if they're not inserted in the wrong orifice.

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      On 03/01/2016 at 08:49, pineapple dee said:

    Pineapples are fine if they're not inserted in the wrong orifice.

    Nice one rough end!

     

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    DC prefers dried out fruit.

    Beyond ripe.

    Each to his own.

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    Would you be quite a regular golfer Biff? I am but I'm having trouble currently with L.O.F.T.  It's holding me back.

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      On 03/01/2016 at 09:01, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I like a nice smooth ripe fig.

    My vice is white peaches, but there are also figs, apricots, apples, oranges and mandarins in my highly un-Islamic garden. 

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    I leave the county and the place goes to rack, ruin and ribald :rolleyes:

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      On 03/01/2016 at 12:59, Red and Bluebeard said:

    My vice is white peaches, but there are also figs, apricots, apples, oranges and mandarins in my highly un-Islamic garden. 

    very nice r&b

    and having a mandarin in your garden would come in handy when you wanted to have a political debate with someone

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    The Shiek has obviously given butternut pumpkins the green light!

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