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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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56 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Just back from a Colonoscopy, boy would I love a good banana smoothie.

Searching for inspiration?

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    8 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Searching for inspiration?

    What is it with Doctors and my backside, I have a Prostate examination in February.

    I need to think about Footy.

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    4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    What is it with Doctors and my backside, I have a Prostate examination in February.

    I need to think about Footy.

    Are you making an arsse of yourself again Red?

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    34 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    What is it with Doctors and my backside, I have a Prostate examination in February.

    I need to think about Footy.

    Thanks  for sharing 

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    19 hours ago, Demoneyes said:

    I was so depressed about being correct on so many occasions....

    You sure you're not my wife???

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    4 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Are you making an arsse of yourself again Red?

    Apparently.

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    On 3 December 2015 at 10:34:40 AM, daisycutter said:

    folks, sadly jazza passed away a while ago. he can't post any more but i'm sure he's a regular lurker here and follows the dees passionately.

    I'm really sad to learn this. Although not a poster I do get many a laugh with all the drivle on here and Jazza with the woes of milking and trying to give up his smokes was always cause for BBO to admonish and chide. Very sad indeed. It's funny how you have all become so familiar to me. ?

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    6 hours ago, Demonstrate said:

    I'm really sad to learn this. Although not a poster I do get many a laugh with all the drivle on here and Jazza with the woes of milking and trying to give up his smokes was always cause for BBO to admonish and chide. Very sad indeed. It's funny how you have all become so familiar to me. ?

    Yes we grow on you, on this thread. We sort of cluster together like a bunch of bananas.

     

     

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    It's great to see OD has regained his old faith in the Dees for 2016.

    :pj::roos:

    Love the new emotes

     

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    Had a great banana smoothie at Little Oak, in Waverley Road East Malvern, this morning.

    I feel uplifted.

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    9 hours ago, Demonstrate said:

    I'm really sad to learn this. Although not a poster I do get many a laugh with all the drivle on here and Jazza with the woes of milking and trying to give up his smokes was always cause for BBO to admonish and chide. Very sad indeed. It's funny how you have all become so familiar to me. ?

    Why not come and join us as a regular poster.

    But remember to never say a bad word about bananas, as there are some amongst us who know certain people. 

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    12 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Why not come and join us as a regular poster.

    But remember to never say a bad word about bananas, as there are some amongst us who know certain people. 

    Don't lie Toady. You know no one. Mainly because you reside in a place with 7 toilets

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    Disease threatens the commercial banana industry

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    Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/world/disease-threatens-the-commercial-banana-20151205-glgh1y.html#ixzz3tV7cbBzO 
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    Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Just now, Moonshadow said:

    Don't lie Toady. You know no one. Mainly because you reside in a place with 7 toilets

    3 +2 = 5

    Did someone fail maths?

     

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    Just now, Redleg said:

    Disease threatens the commercial banana industry

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    Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Close our borders and don't let it in

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Had a great banana smoothie at Little Oak, in Waverley Road East Malvern, this morning.

    I feel uplifted.

    i had a down-sized banana for breakfast, red

    thought it only right at my age to contribute something back to the economy

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    6 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Yes we grow on you, on this thread. We sort of cluster together like a bunch of bananas.

     

     

    You banging on again about your body woes Red?

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Disease threatens the commercial banana industry

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    Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/world/disease-threatens-the-commercial-banana-20151205-glgh1y.html#ixzz3tV7cbBzO 
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    Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It is clearly time for a grow-your-own bananas movement. I am sure BBO can donate alpaca droppings for fertiliser ... :lol::lol:

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    13 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Yes we grow on you, on this thread. We sort of cluster together like a bunch of bananas.

     

     

    Bananas are a bit too straight compared to most of us, Redleg :lol::blink::P

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    11 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Bananas are a bit too straight compared to most of us, Redleg :lol::blink::P

    Speak for yourself R and B

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    On 12/5/2015, 12:23:26, Biffen said:

    Searching for inspiration?

    I think we can rule out constipation. Although I believe that is dependant on how many bananas in the smoothie for Red.

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    25 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Speak for yourself R and B

    he might have been bending the truth a bit eh ? :rolleyes:

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    21 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    3 +2 = 5

    Did someone fail maths?

     

    You must have a huge rrrse or rediculous incontinence if you require 5 toilets. 

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    49 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Speak for yourself R and B

    As always, OD :lol:

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    24 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    he might have been bending the truth a bit eh ? :rolleyes:

    Most of our bananas do come from Queensland ... :lol::mad:

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