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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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So, I haven't ventured onto this thread in 12 months, 1 week and 6 days. What are the rules again?

No mention of T$ or BS. No other rules.

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    You are right, Abysynth does make the heart grow fonder.

    I heard that in medical schools they teach:

    "Abcess makes the fart go 'Honda'"

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    except no disparaging remarks about bananas

    The no BS part covers that :)

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    Can I just say I still don't get ( not from want of trying )

    Ps He who shall not be named got no votes in the brownlow last night. Am I banned from mentioning that ??

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    Can I just say I still don't get ( not from want of trying )

    Ps He who shall not be named got no votes in the brownlow last night. Am I banned from mentioning that ??

    yep

    this is a haven - capisce?

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    Can I just say I still don't get ( not from want of trying )

    Ps He who shall not be named got no votes in the brownlow last night. Am I banned from mentioning that ??

    No bananas polled votes either. It's a bloody disgrace!

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    touche ^_^ just clarifying for barbarians :o

    Banana-hating barbarians, of course :rolleyes::(

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    i think technically they're called bananaphopics

    Or filth supporters for short :)

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    yep

    this is a haven - capisce?

    . Okay, I'm haven a bad night. It won't happen again. Capisco bene. Sei Italiano??
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    No bananas polled votes either. It's a bloody disgrace!

    Talking of bananas has anyone heard from Demonfrog lately? I depended on him for the latest update on the banana blight.

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    . Okay, I'm haven a bad night. It won't happen again. Capisco bene. Sei Italiano??

    no, just a provocative f***er :rolleyes:

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    Talking of bananas has anyone heard from Demonfrog lately? I depended on him for the latest update on the banana blight.

    he probably got "upgraded" to nbn and consequently dropped off the face of the earth

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    No mention of T$ or BS. No other rules.

    I think I broke that rule hence my self-imposed sanction. Is 12 months a sufficient suspension or am I a lifer?

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    Can I just say I still don't get ( not from want of trying )

    Ps He who shall not be named got no votes in the brownlow last night. Am I banned from mentioning that ??

    You can say it as long as you don't mention it.

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    No bananas polled votes either. It's a bloody disgrace!

    However, I believe they served banana cobbler for dessert at the Brownlow.

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    I think I broke that rule hence my self-imposed sanction. Is 12 months a sufficient suspension or am I a lifer?

    12 months isn't, but when you have done a year suspension, it is automatically lifted.

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    Can I just say I still don't get ( not from want of trying )

    Ps He who shall not be named got no votes in the brownlow last night. Am I banned from mentioning that ??

    I believe Jack Watts did not pole a vote and NicNat got a few. Oops.... can of worms about to open...

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    I believe Jack Watts did not pole a vote and NicNat got a few. Oops.... can of worms about to open...

    yep, he also didn't poll well either

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    Talking of bananas has anyone heard from Demonfrog lately? I depended on him for the latest update on the banana blight.

    No, unfortunately. He should change his id to Google Images anyway ... :):lol:

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    However, I believe they served banana cobbler for dessert at the Brownlow.

    Many of the votes were a load of cobblers too ...

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    Many of the votes were a load of cobblers too ...

    They should have enjoyed their dessert then.

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