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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Hope the Dockers can send the Hawks packing.

Hope the Dockers can send the Hawks packing.

yeh would luv it but wont happen they dont kick enough goals

 

DC is beyond being PC ...OD :rolleyes:

Is that BC then? Or is DC half of ACDC? Oh, ... IC :):lol::blink: (and one more for bjDee :o )

Aaarrgh. Icon overload....


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Have we recruited anyone yet?

Aaarrgh. Icon overload....

:):cool::rolleyes:

 

Good morning Mr Leg who are you picking for the flag?

Because I am putting the house on the other team

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Good morning Mr Leg who are you picking for the flag?

Because I am putting the house on the other team

Its not that I selected a team, I just didn't want the Hawks to win. Enough is enough. It actually just sickens me the success they are having.

Maybe if I barrack for them next week I can bring them unstuck.


Its not that I selected a team, I just didn't want the Hawks to win. Enough is enough. It actually just sickens me the success they are having.

Maybe if I barrack for them next week I can bring them unstuck.

Two things wrong there

(1) you won't

(2) they will win anyway

Go Hawks!

What's going on around here?

Some of the regulars gone missing and the place distinctly lacking atmosphere.

Is there any truth in the rumour that we're trying to entice Voldemort and his glutenous old man back to the fold?

Just as I thought.

Had you picked as a closet Hawthorn supporter!

Nothing closet about me WJ

They have been my September team for most of the last fifty years.

What's going on around here?

Some of the regulars gone missing and the place distinctly lacking atmosphere.

Is there any truth in the rumour that we're trying to entice Voldemort and his glutenous old man back to the fold?

Wow those must have been strange eggs you had for breakfast TTE!

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The finals again have shown, just as we have banged on about for years, that the team that has disposal skill and works hard, wins.

We need to rid ourselves of players with poor disposal and poor work ethic.

The finals again have shown, just as we have banged on about for years, that the team that has disposal skill and works hard, wins.

We need to rid ourselves of players with poor disposal and poor work ethic.

True Red. Only problem I see with such a cunning plan is that the ones with poor disposal usually have good work ethic, and the ones (one?) with bad work ethic have good disposal.

We might need to watch a few more episodes of Blackadder to come up with a more cunning plan. Something that "Is as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on and is now working for the U.N. at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning".

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its not just the disposal its the action with it. I couldnt help notice Hawthorn pinball disposal, always accompanied with the player giving off the ball falling back into his tackler to make space until there was enough space to make a good disposal. This tactic not only took the tackler out of the contest it often put them off balance and allowed the original player to launch themselves off that player. Very sophisticated and very effective.

Safe?

As for you, your whyness, now that the Abbott interregnum has come to its end, isn't it about time you relinquished that title of yours?

Oh i don't know. I have grown attached to that little 3 letter word!! :)
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Where is BBO, I miss his wise views on life?


Where is BBO, I miss his wise views on life?

he's in the naughty corner awaiting parole

Where is BBO, I miss his wise views on life?

Apparently it was his wise views on Stuie's wife that got him the month ban Red.

Where is BBO, I miss his wise views on life?

Absence makes the heart grow fonder? :):lol: Or are you just missing the regular updates on the lads? :o:mad:

 
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder? :):lol: Or are you just missing the regular updates on the lads? :o:mad:

You are right, Abysynth does make the heart grow fonder.

So, I haven't ventured onto this thread in 12 months, 1 week and 6 days. What are the rules again?


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